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Frimost

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Australia 'more likely' to fight war

Howard, one of Bush's staunchest allies, earlier told Australian Broadcasting Corp. his government would wait until he had "all the relevant facts and circumstances" before committing Australians to war.

Australia has 2,000 military personnel in the Middle East preparing for conflict with Iraq but has not yet formally given them the go-ahead to join any strikes.

At his Canberra news conference, Howard said Bush called him just before midday to say "one final attempt would be made" by the United States, Britain and Spain to convince the U.N. Security Council to support the latest resolution ordering Iraq to disarm.

For those of you Aussies here that don't like it, Ha Ha.
TS, too bad for you ;)
 
Hanns_Schmidt said:
Howard is a hero

At least he's making the Aussies useful. Until now the Aussies haven't ever done anything in their lazy, miserable lives.

You know Hanns, if you wore your buttplug more regularly, the rest of us would get some peace and quiet occasionally........


(Edited because I can't spell peace, how ironic is that :rolleyes: )
 
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The Australians......

Have always been outstanding fighters and allies.
From WW2, Korea, and Vietnam, they've always stood with us, and spilled their blood for the same causes.

They have always shown bravery, honor, and duty.



*A street in Sydney is named after one of my ancestors. :rose:
 
ITS OFFICIAL, AUSTRALIA IS GOING TO HELP US INVADE IRAQ!!!! And if you anti-war Aussie’s don’t like it then too bad, there's nothing you can do about it now! Naw, Naw, naaw, na na-na!
:p :p :p :p :p

Australian Prime Minister John Howard has said his country will commit troops to any American-led war against Iraq.
"This decision was taken at a cabinet meeting this morning, following a further telephone discussion between myself and (US) President Bush," Mr Howard said.


Australia has already despatched about 2,000 troops to the Gulf, including elite SAS commandos, along with fighter jets and warships.

Australia to join war on Iraq
 
what are they gonna do? Send vegemite sammichs?

Seriously, I ahd no idea that Austrailia ahd a "real" army.
 
They don’t have a “real army” but hey, we can use ‘em to carry our soldier’s rucksacks! They can fry us up some shrimp on the Barbie while the men (US and British troops) are off fighting the Special Republican Guard units. lol :p
 
Oh so very amusing...

Frimost said:
They don’t have a “real army” but hey, we can use ‘em to carry our soldier’s rucksacks! They can fry us up some shrimp on the Barbie while the men (US and British troops) are off fighting the Special Republican Guard units. lol :p

So are you saying that Aussies aren't needed there? That Bush & Blair would have been happy not to have our support?

I'll be the first to admit that our armed forces are nowhere near the power levels of the Americans (then again, neither are the British), but don't you DARE denigrate them unless you're reporting from the front lines yourself!!!
 
Hey, call a spade a spade, if the Australians aren’t even any good in a bar fight then how are they expected to do in a war? :p
 
Frimost said:
Hey, call a spade a spade, if the Australians aren’t even any good in a bar fight then how are they expected to do in a war? :p

Ask the Rats of Tobruk...

Very little supplies (of the food/water/ammunition variety) and almost surrounded, yet they held off superior forces for more than a month? Remember them?

And what makes you think Aussies as a group 'aren't any good in a bar fight'? I have no doubt that SOME Aussies would be useless in that arena (I'm one of them), but I also have no doubt that there are some that would wipe the blood off the walls with your carcass, too...

I repeat, unless you have the courage to do what they are doing, do not presume to denigrate them!

I look forward to hearing your rebuttal (preferably from the desert of Kuwait)...
 
You gonna pay for the plane trip, the rent of my apartment for the duration of the war, my food and toiletries expenses, and fix me up with an M-1A2 Abrams tank when I get there? If no then stop asking.

The Republican Guard is damn LUCKY I am not over there! If my tank ran out of ammunition I would pop the hatch, get out and charge their T-72’s, punch through the frontal armor of their tanks with my bare hands and pull the Iraqi tank drivers out of the hole my hand leaves in the tank from my mighty blow!

I think it would probably take about all 50,000 Australian service men to bring me down in a bar fight after the Guinness starts a flowin!
 
Frimost said:
You gonna pay for the plane trip, the rent of my apartment for the duration of the war, my food and toiletries expenses, and fix me up with an M-1A2 Abrams tank when I get there? If no then stop asking.

Well, I'm not, but I'm sure that Bush and Co. would have if you'd asked them nicely (i.e. volunteered to go into the Army)

The Republican Guard is damn LUCKY I am not over there! If my tank ran out of ammunition I would pop the hatch, get out and charge their T-72’s, punch through the frontal armor of their tanks with my bare hands and pull the Iraqi tank drivers out of the hole my hand leaves in the tank from my mighty blow!

I think it would probably take about all 50,000 Australian service men to bring me down in a bar fight after the Guinness starts a flowin!

<Monty Python on>

But you tell that to the young people today... and they won't believe you!

<Monty Python off>
 
Me volunteer to join them??? Hell, they should volunteer to join me so I can command them!
 
Frimost said:

For those of you Aussies here that don't like it, Ha Ha.
TS, too bad for you ;)


Frimost said:
ITS OFFICIAL, AUSTRALIA IS GOING TO HELP US INVADE IRAQ!!!! And if you anti-war Aussie’s don’t like it then too bad, there's nothing you can do about it now! Naw, Naw, naaw, na na-na!
:p :p :p :p :p



Frimost said:
They don’t have a “real army” but hey, we can use ‘em to carry our soldier’s rucksacks! They can fry us up some shrimp on the Barbie while the men (US and British troops) are off fighting the Special Republican Guard units. lol :p

Frimost said:
Hey, call a spade a spade, if the Australians aren’t even any good in a bar fight then how are they expected to do in a war? :p


It's little wonder the rest of the world thinks that Americans are short-sighted, immature little dickheads right now.

Thanks Fri!
 
I’m just saying all this stuff to piss off Don when he eventually finds this thread and reads it.
 
Frimost said:
You gonna pay for the plane trip, the rent of my apartment for the duration of the war, my food and toiletries expenses, and fix me up with an M-1A2 Abrams tank when I get there? If no then stop asking.

The Republican Guard is damn LUCKY I am not over there! If my tank ran out of ammunition I would pop the hatch, get out and charge their T-72’s, punch through the frontal armor of their tanks with my bare hands and pull the Iraqi tank drivers out of the hole my hand leaves in the tank from my mighty blow!

I think it would probably take about all 50,000 Australian service men to bring me down in a bar fight after the Guinness starts a flowin!

You know Frimost, you must have two dicks.......Nobody could get that stupid from just playing with one......
 
lobito said:
what are they gonna do? Send vegemite sammichs?

Seriously, I ahd no idea that Austrailia ahd a "real" army.

Yeah we do actually, we also have an education system that means graduates can speak and spell english.........
 
Frimost said:
You gonna pay for the plane trip, the rent of my apartment for the duration of the war, my food and toiletries expenses, and fix me up with an M-1A2 Abrams tank when I get there? If no then stop asking.

The Republican Guard is damn LUCKY I am not over there! If my tank ran out of ammunition I would pop the hatch, get out and charge their T-72’s, punch through the frontal armor of their tanks with my bare hands and pull the Iraqi tank drivers out of the hole my hand leaves in the tank from my mighty blow!

I think it would probably take about all 50,000 Australian service men to bring me down in a bar fight after the Guinness starts a flowin!


wow, I must have missed this while posting.

10+ on the Dork-O-geek-O-meter.
 
You’re just lucky I don’t live in Australia ozraven, the way you guys “fight” I would be emperor of the continent by now! :p
 
The defining characteristic of Australia is our sense of mateship.

To the few but annoyingly loud septic tanks that don't get that concept, allow me to illuminate your cranial cavity for a brief minute......

A mate defends his friend, as if he was under attack himself, always.

Finding his mate to be a complete fuckwit on a certain issue, he walks up to him and says, "You are being a complete fuckwit about this", if his mate then continues down his merry fuckwit path, he is not deserted, or left to face abuse on his own.....his friend will then walk beside him, loudly declaring himself to be a fuckwit in arms, rather than see his mate cop shit alone.......

Oh, and one more thing..........we don't put shit on our mates either......ever.

America, the wonderful flawed democracy that it is, is a mate to this country, it has been ever since the second world war, we never forget those who have helped us, unlike some, and the fact is, John Howard, short arse wanker that he is, had no choice but to stand beside America.
 
Frimost? Oh - you're busy...

Well, I see you're in your 'zone' (improbable and self-promoting fantasy), so I'll leave you to your pleasure...

<slamming the door, turning the key, electrifying the door>
 
Frimost said:
You’re just lucky I don’t live in Australia ozraven, the way you guys “fight” I would be emperor of the continent by now! :p

:D mmmmmmm, that's likely
 
Australia - world war 2

I believe they were referred to as coast watchers. Dropped in the middle of Japanese controlled islands. All they had to do is stay alive and consistently get information out. Just one of many examples where Australians have shown extreme courage.

Australia rocks - always has.
and no, I'm not Australian.
 
Well, I see you're in your 'zone' (improbable and self-promoting fantasy), so I'll leave you to your pleasure...

<slamming the door, turning the key, electrifying the door>

Ha, Ha! Jokes on you dummy! You forgot to put the straight jacket on me!!!! :p

we don't put shit on our mates either......ever.
What about the Brisbane shit-chucking contest??? You forgot about that, didn't you?
 
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