Thank you Arnold

[islander01]

Necrophilia out lawed in california. So much for my california dreaming...Sigh

 

[cookiejar]

Necrophilia out lawed in california. So much for my california dreaming...Sigh

You must love "Family Plot."

 

[islander01]

Re: Re: Thank you Arnold

You must love "Family Plot."

Actually I was kidding, just trying to stir something up. Im not into dead chicks at all, at least not after they go all cold .

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Re: Thank you Arnold

Actually I was kidding, just trying to stir something up. Im not into dead chicks at all, at least not after they go all cold .

It's okay Sterling, I always knew you were a kinky little devil.

 

[islander01]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Thank you Arnold

It's okay Sterling, I always knew you were a kinky little devil.

Well I really was kidding, But you know how much worse could it be from my present sex life. She wouldnt move or make any noise. I guess the only real difference is she wouldnt read over my shoulder.

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thank you Arnold

Well I really was kidding, But you know how much worse could it be from my present sex life. She wouldnt move or make any noise. I guess the only real difference is she wouldnt read over my shoulder.

Ummmm so whatcha think of Maria? *segway here*

 

[islander01]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thank you Arnold

Ummmm so whatcha think of Maria? *segway here*

Hot enough to do while still living

 

[cookiejar]

Ever notice your threads are mainly you and me? Are they trying to tell us something?

 

[islander01]

Ever notice your threads are mainly you and me? Are they trying to tell us something?

I figure women are mostly afraid that they wont be able to resist me and that after me all other men will be dissapointments to them.... that and you never know when im going to whip out a rubber chicken and use it as a sex toy

 

[cookiejar]

I figure women are mostly afraid that they wont be able to resist me and that after me all other men will be dissapointments to them.... that and you never know when im going to whip out a rubber chicken and use it as a sex toy

Being a sex god can be a tough job but someone has to do it.

Psst...tell me about this chicken

 

[done_got_old]

I figure women are mostly afraid that they wont be able to resist me and that after me all other men will be dissapointments to them.... that and you never know when im going to whip out a rubber chicken and use it as a sex toy

Have you ever tried a rubber duckie?

 

[cookiejar]

Have you ever tried a rubber duckie?

Don't worry...he's tried it all.

 

[islander01]

Have you ever tried a rubber duckie?

no but tickle me elmos can be fun

 

[biggbear8]

love reading your threads you are a kook but alot of fun you make me laugh. thxs


Sterling one weird sex pot
he'll try everything you got
rubber ducks to feathery chickens
anything with out any dickens
but dead and cold he will not

Cookie and sterling's humor has a theme
to make you laugh is they're scheme
read with an open mind
and all the humor you'll find
their weirdness is a true humous dream

thx you two for making me laugh till I cry
its great to do that so inside you dont die
laughter is the best medicine you know
so I hope that you keep it up and dont go
cuase with all the laughter is a happy sigh

 

[islander01]

Thanks Bear although I would gladly trade being just plain wacked for talent which you display

 

[biggbear8]

Thanks Bear although I would gladly trade being just plain wacked for talent which you display

and I would love to be as funny as you and cookie I love poetry in any form so it comes easy sometimes.