TexasGentleman: 57 posts/10 threads in 6 hours. It's time for 'the talk'.

[Never]

lavender's out getting me a milkshake so I guess it's my job to stifle your 'freedom of speech' ( ) by telling you that not all board members will appreciate your enthusiasm for posting threads with such riveting titles as 'I have cats', 'wanna be licked', 'any bored ladies here tonight', 'lets have a party' and of course the always original 'i am a male lesbian.' Not only this but some female posters don't enjoy the whole 'wanna fuck' style of posting.

Now, while I am not the standard by which all should be judged I do think that your time at Literotica will be much more pleasant if you contain your eagerness for starting and replying to your own thread and explore the many other intriguing threads currently available.

 

[Never]

Make that 60 posts/11 threads in six hours.

 

[Cheyenne]

I have a solution. I didn' t read any of them after seeing a title about Southerners hating Northerners, or something like that.

I'll maybe get to them eventually, but that didn't make a good first impression.

 

[TexasGentleman]

i am 32 single lonely and depressed i am just trying to kill time so i dont go crazy sitting here alone

 

[Mischka]

He was talking about baseball, Cheyenne (the New York Yankees). I checked, just in case he was about to smear the names of all Texans in his post-a-thon. But I think TG just took over HardKore's prolific poster title, eh?

 

[TexasGentleman]

Cheyanne that was in reference to the New York Yankees
the people of new york are fine with me

 

[LedAstray]

try a chat.

 

[Valdimer]

Here is one of many solutions that you'll no doubt hear.

Try starting up a thread.. one that sparks interest in the posters of this board to check it out.. A political thread or *gasp* one with pornographic content in it?? Just givin some helpful tips here. Dont mind me.

 

[p_p_man]

i am 32 single lonely and depressed i am just trying to kill time so i dont go crazy sitting here alone

I've got an idea for you. Why not start a thread with something like "Is Bush A Complete Idiot", then go on to say why you think he's an idiot.

You may get a bit of response from that. People here just lurve political posts...

Go on, why not give it a try, what harm can there be...

 

[Cheyenne]

Cheyanne that was in reference to the New York Yankees
the people of new york are fine with me

Sorry, based on a few other threads the last few days which have been fighting the civil war all over again, your title looked like your thread would fit right in. Hence, I didn't open it.

I like descriptive titles that give me a clue as to what will be inside when I open a thread. Sometimes titles are intentional tricks, sometimes they are just misunderstood. Okay, I'll give your thread a chance.

 

[TexasGentleman]

thank you cheyanne i mean no offense or harm to anyone i just want to meet some nice people

 

[Never]

TexasGentleman
"i am 32 single lonely and depressed i am just trying to kill time so i dont go crazy sitting here alone"

TexasGentleman, I know how you feel, I went through a bad period in last years of high school when I felt quite alone and I spent a great deal of time online.

I can honestly tell you that the internet will not help your singleness, loneliness, or depression as only real human companship can. I would even say that if that's really how you feel the internet can be a very bad place for you as it can highen those feelings dramatically.

 

[p_p_man]

just want to meet some nice people

?? And you've come here ??

 

[TexasGentleman]

actually this helps never because i forget my problems while i am online

 

[p_p_man]

because i forget my problems while i am online

Problems? Problems? No problems here, only good times that have come apart for a while...

 

[u2slow13]

sittin" in front of a comp....certainly gonna help your hard times. Get the fuck out and deal with it.

 

[Mensa]

A lit nightmare

Imagine if one day Sparky. p.p.man, Todd. HardkoreBJ, and now TexasGentleman decide to post at the same time?

Does Laurel and Manu have a powerful enough server to survive it?

 

[TexasGentleman]

good point mensa

 

[p_p_man]

Re: A lit nightmare

Imagine if one day Sparky. p.p.man, Todd. HardkoreBJ, and now TexasGentleman decide to post at the same time?

You leave me out of this. I'm a Brit. Brits don't get involved...

And you can be quiet as well TexasGentleman...

You've got to prove yourself as a top gun debater before you can make comments like that!

 

[Problem Child]

i am 32 single lonely and depressed i am just trying to kill time so i dont go crazy sitting here alone

How about getting a fucking grammar book and brushing up on your PUNCTUATION?

 

[p_p_man]

Flee TexasGentleman...

flee for your life...

Problem Child's arrived!

 

[Renegade]

Re: Flee TexasGentleman...

flee for your life...

Problem Child's arrived!

Think Problem Child scared everyone away from the thread.

 

[Guest]

How about getting a fucking grammar book and brushing up on your PUNCTUATION?

*hehehe*

 

[freakygirl]

*hehehe*

WHO STOLE MY COOKIES?

 

[Guest]

WHO STOLE MY COOKIES?

Mmmmm Cookies!