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OMG! I have heard this in the bathroom at a great place in Austin while I was visiting!

Funny stuff.
 
Funny CD

shysmoothlove said:
OMG! I have heard this in the bathroom at a great place in Austin while I was visiting!

Funny stuff.

It really is funny; I forgot that they play it in the bathroom. Much better than the french lessons they used to play in La Madeleine's bathrooms.
 
Just Checking Facts....

wordsmithe said:
You buy it on-line:
Talkin' Cowboy CD
An Excerpt from the web site: When you're eatin' real Texas Bar-B-Q you'll want to talk like a real Texan. Order one of our Talkin' Cowboy instructional CDs and in no time you'll be saying things like "Fixin' To" and "Ain't Got Nun".

You can also listen to some samples at the site

I am not a native Texan. I grew up in New York City, (yes and all the bad Yankee jokes go with it). I heard early on that after living in Texas for 10 consecutive years that one could be "grandfathered in” There was some confusion about what the time period was. Some said it was more than 10 years, but they all agreed it was less than 15. My question is; is there a ceremony that i need to attend or a special test? I have been here 13 years now and since I had to renounce my New Yorker ship due to them loosing all brain cells by electing a certain stupid senator.
Any support would be appreciated!

SMILE!
Drew

PS. I did take "fiddto" & "Yall'" lessons from a Okie!
 
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wordsmithe said:
You buy it on-line:
Talkin' Cowboy CD
An Excerpt from the web site: When you're eatin' real Texas Bar-B-Q you'll want to talk like a real Texan. Order one of our Talkin' Cowboy instructional CDs and in no time you'll be saying things like "Fixin' To" and "Ain't Got Nun".

You can also listen to some samples at the site


OK,
now that was funny!!!!!
 
minnie179 said:
mmm, entertainment in the bathrooms???? sounds, well...never mind...hehehe

You always hear about the fun to be had in bathrooms, but sadly, all I ever get are language lessons...
 
wordsmithe said:
It really is funny; I forgot that they play it in the bathroom. Much better than the french lessons they used to play in La Madeleine's bathrooms.

They have to be better than the Italian lessons in the bathrooms at Macaroni Grill.
 
someplace said:
They have to be better than the Italian lessons in the bathrooms at Macaroni Grill.
We don't EVEN want to talk about the sounds you hear in Ninfa's Mexican Restaurant's bathrooms... I am fairly certain they are not Spanish.

PS When I was in Italy, none of the food I ate looked even remotely like what the call Italian in Macaroni's... perhaps they should call it Tex-Italian.
 
new to the playground

hello all, this is my first trip to the playground i beleive. wanted to stop in and say hi. im a 26 male in ft worth. spend a lot of my time on the lit personals or reading the stories, found this post and saw that this is where all the people are so i thought id see if i can play too. im no playground bully, so hopefully i can bring somesort of entertainment to the group. would love to make some new friends, in the area or not.

thks
J
 
well i just found this thread, and with women like charmed , minnie and sara, im sure glad i did
 
Hello everyone.I am a 32y.o male from Dallas.I have some stories to share,but have to read everything first.Wow i love this website!
 
ALP said:
Hello everyone.I am a 32y.o male from Dallas.I have some stories to share,but have to read everything first.Wow i love this website!

Welcome to Lit :)

Morning Texans! :D
 
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