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charmed1 said:Exactly!! Nothing beats a good handbag.....except maybe a good handbag and a matching pair of new shoes.
Such decadence this evening. Scry and I are talking gelato.
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charmed1 said:
Italian ice cream... pure decadence.
I need to find more gelaterias in town. Dolce Freddo was best but it has closed. Pinocchio's is good too.
Know any?
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charmed1 said:Nope. I've never actually had Gelato.I've heard they are wonderful though.
Oh dear.
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I'm Wild Cherry said:
There is a great gelateria near the Spanish Steps in Rome... wait, oh... you meant around Texas.
Oops...
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I don't know about Italian ice cream but as far as Texas ice cream goes Amys is the best by far. I think they have a couple down there in H town.charmed1 said:Nope. I've never actually had Gelato.
Maybe I'm just a guy who likes simple pleasures
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I had to post this..
A Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces his wife has just
produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe
that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs:
That's about average down home, Folks. Like I
said, 'My boy's a typical Texas baby boy'."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
"WOW!" were heard. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender
says: Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth. Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in
two weeks. We were gonna call you. So, how much does he weigh now?
The proud father answers: - Seventeen pounds. The bartender is puzzled,
and concerned: What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly
says: Had him circumcised.
A Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces his wife has just
produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe
that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs:
That's about average down home, Folks. Like I
said, 'My boy's a typical Texas baby boy'."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
"WOW!" were heard. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender
says: Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth. Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in
two weeks. We were gonna call you. So, how much does he weigh now?
The proud father answers: - Seventeen pounds. The bartender is puzzled,
and concerned: What happened? He weighed 25 pounds the day he was born.
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer,
wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly
says: Had him circumcised.
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why Texans are so tough...
this is funny..
this is funny..
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Rome Texas?wordsmithe said:There is a great gelateria near the Spanish Steps in Rome... wait, oh... you meant around Texas.
Oops...
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I'm Wild Cherry said:
oh I thought you were talking there for a min about the feel and smell of a well crafted flogger. mmmm the feel and smell of the leather...............
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And of course one for the charmed one.........charmed1 said:Exactly!! Nothing beats a good handbag.....except maybe a good handbag and a matching pair of new shoes.
you beat your handbags?............naughty girl..........
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wordsmithe said:There is a great gelateria near the Spanish Steps in Rome... wait, oh... you meant around Texas.
Oops...
grrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Yes an understatement of sorts ........... whats that about the floggers? don't get you started because you won't want to stop? ...charmed1 said:I don't beat my handbags......but I am a naughty girl.
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<Pats cherrys head> ..... calm down it was only a joke hun .....you know Texans and their joking......I'm Wild Cherry said:
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Heartless Bastard said:<Pats cherrys head> ..... calm down it was only a joke hun .....you know Texans and their joking......
But he knows how much I love Italy. I think he was just taunting me.
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jacintexas said:
That is really wrong...
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yeah but it's still funny..I'm Wild Cherry said:
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Not taunting... just reminding... I loved it there, too, you knowI'm Wild Cherry said:
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