Texas

First posting here *Whistles Blowing * Newbie Alert Newbie Alert!! Well to all fellow Texans Howdy Canyon Lake Here Yes Guadalupe River Country lol Whew broke the ice :eek:
 
Hey ladies and gents.i'm also from texas,in the eastern part around beaumont.anybody in this area ,let me know we can get together.houston or galveston also isn't out of the question.:devil:
 
texas

I am a very horny girl in north texas, looking for nearly any erotic experience. From phone sex to dares to exhbition...just let me know if your intersted and sincere

kt
 
West of Houston, in Katy, but Houston is close enough for anything! Ready to talk, chat, and just about anything else...


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Hi Everone

Yes another Texan here...I am east of Waco and glad to see a Texas thread.
A warm Texas Howdy
Layd_In_Red:rose: :kiss: :p
 
It's great to have all these wonderful people from the Great State of Texas. Now let's get down to business! What's everyone like to do? I myself am a big fan of anything and everything oral.
 
Erotic Texans

I see that folks in Houston like oral.

Just want ya'll to know that we in Dallas do also. I enjoy sensual touching to preceed oral. In fact, touching is first and last in pleasuring your partner as well as yourself.

Glad to see so many Texans here. This is a great site.
 
Things You Need To Know About Texas!

http://www.traveltex.com/images/tour/tticon.jpg Texas has 5 seasons:
Spring, Feb 16 to April 15
Summer, April 16 to July 15 (temp 90 to 98 degrees)
Super Summer, July 16 to Sept 10 (temp 100 to 115 degrees)
Summer, Sept. 11 to Oct 1 (temp 90 to 98 degrees)
Fall, Oct 2 to Dec. 1
Winter Dec. 2 to Feb 15

Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

Roadrunners don't say "Beep Beep"

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas.

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before.

Possums will eat anything.

Armadillos love to dig holes under tomato plants.

Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.

If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.

Nothing will kill a mesquite tree.

There are valid reasons some people put concertina wire around their house.

You cannot find a country road without a curve from corner to corner.

A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.

The wind blows at 90 MPH from Oct. 2 until June 25, then it stops totally until Oct 2nd.

Onced and Twiced, are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.

Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.

Coldbeer, is one word.

People actually grow and eat okra.

Texans really don't have an accent.

When the world ends, only cockroaches and mesquite trees will survive.

Green grass DOES burn.

When you live in the country, you don't have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your gate in the middle of the night.

When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, it's time to go to the doctor.

Fixinto, is one word.

A tank is a dirt hole in the ground that holds water for irrigation.

The word dinner is confusing. There's only lunch and then there's supper.

Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 2.

Backards and forards means I know everything about you.

"Jeet?" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"

You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

And the most important thing......

There's no place I'd rather be than TEXAS!

http://www.traveltex.com/images/postcards/preview/sp1.jpg
 
Hey all I can say is ......................GOD BLESS TEXAS...............The other Country lol
 
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