Texas?

LOL

Mmmmmmaybe

Depends on if that certain someone can hit that screaming spot.

;)

I'm sure that someone with some flexbility, imagination, and of course the physical "tools" would be able to do that very successfully.
 
*laughs*

Something tells me that you're not quite that aged ...

But there is nothing wrong with fine wine.

;)

Texans must exaggerate. Haven't you read the state constitution?

(We're also obliged to tout our wine, even the stuff from Lubbock.) :eek:
 
How long do you think it'd take to sift through that million page pile of garbage to find the exaggeration clause?

I'm not sure how long it would take, and with 450-some-odd amendments, I don't care to find out. Perhaps we can farm out the research to the folks who run Guantanamo... this could replace waterboarding.
 
I'm not sure how long it would take, and with 450-some-odd amendments, I don't care to find out. Perhaps we can farm out the research to the folks who run Guantanamo... this could replace waterboarding.

That's a sneaky way to torture people. haha
 
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