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Oh, I am a houston girl to the bone, I have made myself right at home.
I moved here from Dallas, but I grew up outside of Houston so my so I have some family and a few friends here, its wonderful.
I am in social work, I work with people with multiple disabilities, I would be interested in talking to other people with similar interests.
Rit
I moved here from Dallas, but I grew up outside of Houston so my so I have some family and a few friends here, its wonderful.
I am in social work, I work with people with multiple disabilities, I would be interested in talking to other people with similar interests.
Rit
Secret Kate
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Hey Ritter! Welcome to Lit!
I'm also on the Southwest side of Houston (Richmond area)!
I'm also on the Southwest side of Houston (Richmond area)!
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ritter said:I am in social work, I work with people with multiple disabilities, I would be interested in talking to other people with similar interests.
There are several Litsters in the health care professions. I'm sure you'll hook up with them soon. You might try search on some key words or starting a thread asking -- they'll find you easier that way. Again, WELCOME!
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Just got this in a email - had to share with my Texas friends!
A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read "$10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The Pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Atlanta, Greensboro, Chicago, Milwaukee, and all around the United States, he found more phones with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.
Finally, he arrived in Texas. Upon entering a church in Houston, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But this time, the sign read "Calls: 35 cents." Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 35 cents a call. "Why?"
The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in Texas now.....it's a local call."
A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read "$10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The Pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Atlanta, Greensboro, Chicago, Milwaukee, and all around the United States, he found more phones with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.
Finally, he arrived in Texas. Upon entering a church in Houston, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But this time, the sign read "Calls: 35 cents." Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 35 cents a call. "Why?"
The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in Texas now.....it's a local call."
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Still looking for "litsters" in DFW area. I am a 51 year old male, but I swear I don't look a day over 75!! Just looking to chat and see where it goes from there.
LadyBGemini- that was some great information you posted about Texas. Hell, I am a native and I didn't know that about the flags!! Thanks for sharing.
LadyBGemini- that was some great information you posted about Texas. Hell, I am a native and I didn't know that about the flags!! Thanks for sharing.
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A Texas Story
A Texan died and ascended into Heaven.
St. Peter met him and welcomed him saying "You will certainly enjoy Paradise."
The Texan shook his head sadly and said "I always thought that TEXAS was Paradise."
St. Peter said "Well, let me show you what we have to offer." He took the Texan to an area that had a beautiful river flowing through it with wildlife and flowers everywhere. "Isn't this beautiful?" said St. Peter.
The Texan replied, "Yes, but not as pretty as the area around SAN ANTONIO."
Somewhat ruffled, St. Peter took him to another area where there were rolling hills, whitetail deer and bluebonnets and Indian Paintbrush everywhere. "Now" said St. Peter "Have you ever seen anything so wonderful?"
The Texan paused and said "Yes, it is beautiful but it does not hold a candle to the TEXAS HILL COUNTRY in the springtime."
Becoming more upset, St. Peter then took the Texan to a beautiful white beach, with gentle waves, and an azure sky. "Now have you seen anything this beautiful in Texas" said St. Peter.
The Texan smiled and said "I guess you've never been to SOUTH PADRE ISLAND".
At this point, St. Peter took the Texan to a large rock. On the side of the rock was a huge iron door. St. Peter opened the door and they stepped into an elevator and started going down.
As they descended, it grew more and more hot. When the elevator door opened, it revealed the fires of damnation-Hell. St. Peter said, "Now, have you got anything in Texas that can top that?"
The Texan thought a moment and shook his head. "No, but I know a couple of old boys from HOUSTON that can put that thing out for you."
A Texan died and ascended into Heaven.
St. Peter met him and welcomed him saying "You will certainly enjoy Paradise."
The Texan shook his head sadly and said "I always thought that TEXAS was Paradise."
St. Peter said "Well, let me show you what we have to offer." He took the Texan to an area that had a beautiful river flowing through it with wildlife and flowers everywhere. "Isn't this beautiful?" said St. Peter.
The Texan replied, "Yes, but not as pretty as the area around SAN ANTONIO."
Somewhat ruffled, St. Peter took him to another area where there were rolling hills, whitetail deer and bluebonnets and Indian Paintbrush everywhere. "Now" said St. Peter "Have you ever seen anything so wonderful?"
The Texan paused and said "Yes, it is beautiful but it does not hold a candle to the TEXAS HILL COUNTRY in the springtime."
Becoming more upset, St. Peter then took the Texan to a beautiful white beach, with gentle waves, and an azure sky. "Now have you seen anything this beautiful in Texas" said St. Peter.
The Texan smiled and said "I guess you've never been to SOUTH PADRE ISLAND".
At this point, St. Peter took the Texan to a large rock. On the side of the rock was a huge iron door. St. Peter opened the door and they stepped into an elevator and started going down.
As they descended, it grew more and more hot. When the elevator door opened, it revealed the fires of damnation-Hell. St. Peter said, "Now, have you got anything in Texas that can top that?"
The Texan thought a moment and shook his head. "No, but I know a couple of old boys from HOUSTON that can put that thing out for you."
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Nothing wrong with thinking of firemen that way!
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Re: bad girls...
Secret Kate is that a PIC of you? If so you look just like my girlfriend from the hair to the corset! There's a pic of her at
http://www.geocities.com/randomuniverse42. She has her hand on my shoulder. This is erie!
Love Ya
Belle
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Secret Kate is that a PIC of you? If so you look just like my girlfriend from the hair to the corset! There's a pic of her at
http://www.geocities.com/randomuniverse42. She has her hand on my shoulder. This is erie!
Love Ya
Belle
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Yes
that's me in my av!
I can't open your site to look at the picture though.
that's me in my av!
I can't open your site to look at the picture though.
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Re: bad girls...
Nimmy! Hey there, you sweet fella.
I guess we could drool over non-hypothetical Literoticans named Nimbulan.....hehehe I know I already have...lol! You'd prefer that, wouldn't you!
Check your PMs....you've got one from me about the Austin Lit-Together.
Blue
Nimbulan said:
Nimmy! Hey there, you sweet fella.
I guess we could drool over non-hypothetical Literoticans named Nimbulan.....hehehe I know I already have...lol! You'd prefer that, wouldn't you!
Check your PMs....you've got one from me about the Austin Lit-Together.
Blue
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Re: Re: A Texas Story
...puttin' on my hard hat and slicker... takes out my hose and get's it ready to work long and HARD on a particular fire... ::grin::
TxBelle said:
...puttin' on my hard hat and slicker... takes out my hose and get's it ready to work long and HARD on a particular fire... ::grin::
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How does that old song go......"I'm not the fireman, but the fireman's son, but I'll hose your fire until the fireman comes"
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Dallas here. I couldn't imagine cutting off 5" of my penis, just to be an normal size.
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Re: Re: Yes
Aren't you sweet! Thank you for the nice compliment!
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Aren't you sweet! Thank you for the nice compliment!
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Hi! What's up? I'm a bi/f with a bi boyfriend and we live down around galveston.
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mystic raven said:
Hi Mystic Raven and welcome to Lit and the Texas thread! I'm in San Antonio.
Jump in and post away. We don't bite...well, not much, anyway. lol
We're having a Lit-Together in Austin on Feb. 22. If you can make it, please come. The thread for that is here:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138894&perpage=25&pagenumber=1
Blue
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Thanks fot the invite Blue. I'll see what I can do. BTW, I don't mind a little biting from time to time.
