Texas Roll Call

it has been a great winter, and so far spring is nice, but it's getting hot outside, might have to restrict myself to "indoor activies" :heart: ;)
 
:cool: Hi folks. Just checking in here from the far west reaches of Texas here in El Paso where it's always nice and dry.:D
 
new member

Hi fellow texans! 30 yr old male from north houston new to the forums. Looking forward to getting to know the ladies and maybe more? Yes, I am a horny little devil that likes to please..:)
It would be great if I could make the party on the 15th, we'll see. ;)
 
Welcome!

Whooooot! Another one from Houston! Glad to see you here. Settle in and have fun!
 
Austinite

there are so few Austin people... i am kind of suprised

This is my first post and i am rather excited to join in on all the fun it looks like yall have going.
 
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texasfox said:
there are so few Austin people... i am kind of suprised

This is my first post and i am rather excited to join in on all the fun it looks like yall have going.

Oh no, there's a whole ton from Austin. Poke around with a stick, do a search. they'll turn up...you'll see. Welcome to the funny farm. I hope you have lots of fun.
 
Re: Re: Austinite

someplace said:
Welcome to the funny farm. I hope you have lots of fun.

oh I am sure that I will fit right it. im looking forward to meeting the rest of the farm animals haha
 
Hi All

My name is Brian, I lice out here in Humble, just north of Houston. Any ladies out this way?

Brian
 
Waving from the Trinity~

I know your asking yourself so I'll go ahead
and answer...It took about 2 hours to make
and all the links work...smiles...
 
Hello newcomers and Texans, welcome to Lit. Get comfy and have some fun.
 
Farm Animals???

Did somebody say Farm Animals?

Have you ever been goosed...
by a goose on the loose?
Followed them around and felt like a caboose?

You know that a goose knows no truce...
especially if they are running loose.

They may fly high over a moose.
But they'll run with a waddle from a noose.

And if you ain't never been goosed by
a goose on the loose.
Try to walk where they roost.

Now don't bend over around a goose.
Stand up tall and keep your clothes loose.

Cause you'll be in trouble if a pair is a deuce.
Then you will surely be goosed by a goose.


Hear this poem read on Audio
 
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My Erotic Tail -- WOW! That is simply impressive. It's mind boggling. Awesome.
 
Thank you~

Guess its obvious I have a country
state of mind and a Lone Star Heart...lol

(~_*)...thanks~
 
spraybomb13 said:
29/m denton,texas 2year lurker, first time poster.

Way too many years ago for me to admit the date, I was in Denton in college. Ended up marrying a man that went to NTSU (Iwas at TWU across town). Is it still the bible belt buckle from hell up there?
 
First timer

SBF, in San Antonio, admitted long time lurker, first time poster. Just checking in and saying Hi to all my fellow Texans. Anybody else from SA here???

GO SPURS GO!!!!!!!!!!
 
New to Texas

Hey there all, I am fairly new to Texas, got transfered to Amarillo in march of last year with my job. This is a great place to live, I like it here. I have to admit, west Texas has NOTHING on Kansas. LOL Windy and flat LMAO. BTW I am single :devil: :kiss: ;)
 
Hey Mating_Wolf, have you been to the Palo Duros Canyons yet? They're BEAUTIFUL!
 
Palo Duro Canyon

Have not been there yet, since I moved here, but was there when I was 16, had a blast sliding down the Devil's Backbone, heard they closed it off cause someone got killed sliding down it. Dont think I would want to try it again though, ya know, the older ya get, the more intune you are with your mortality. LMAO
 
I never liked it much when I was out that way awhile back. Guess I'm just used to seeing trees everywhere here in Central Texas LOL I could easily see myself going nuts being out there more than I was.....but to each their own :p
 
[Way too many years ago for me to admit the date, I was in Denton in college. Ended up marrying a man that went to NTSU (Iwas at TWU across town). Is it still the bible belt buckle from hell up there?]

dallas seems to have had an influence as of late. there is a ton of growth in the area. i like it though!
 
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