Texas Roll Call

[Lovin_to_death]

well howdy there

 

[ART RAMBLE]

Lil Texas humor Literotica Style~

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....

 

[Vinny]

East Texas 37 male 6'4" 265 military

 

[rhody]

thank goodness the superbowl is over!!!!

it's over! no more football. [i know pro bowl is coming up, but that don't count] now the rest of the usa can find something else to think about besides houston texas and the superbowl.

i would rather take a beat down that be subject to such. i'm just thankful my master is not much of a fan of football. now i can pay attention to my fav sport, horse racing. next to some sex, it's the most fun one could have in 2 min. lol

hope those who rooted for the winning team are happy. as for the losing team, i can only say better luck next time. panthers are a fairly new team in the leagues form what i heard, so be proud of them too.

as for me...i'm just ticking off the days till i see my master and i at long last will hopefully get that orgasm that i've been long denied.


rhody

 

[MrBates]

No More Football ? ? ?

Does that mean we'll just have to make due with sex as our only means of entertainment now?

MrB

 

[kinkybater]

Re: I am an EOL

Anne...lovely and gracioius Anne... well, there's no use in me even pursuing. I just wouldn't be man enough!

 

[kinkybater]

Snyder

I know where Snyder is... been through there a few times. If I knew about Mistie, I would have stopped! *s*

 

[kinkybater]

Oh, forgot location

Howdy from Amarillo!

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Texas Proverb~

Life is not like a box of chocolates...

In texas life is like a bowl of jalepen'o peppers.
What you do today...may bite you in the ass...
tomarrow.!!!!

 

[Lovin_to_death]

*wipes tear* that was beautiful man *claps*

 

[pranava]

Hello from Austin

It doesn't look like there are many Austinites speaking up on this thread. Enjoy DFW. I grew up there. It's a good city, but I'll take Austin for the laid-back lifestyle it affords.

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Hind-lick~

Texas Cowboys

Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar drinking and talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head, no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver,' but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

 

[arljjc]

Hello from Arlington.

 

[delco100]

The baseball all star game is in Houston in July more confusion

 

[oomouseoo]

Hey everyone I just wanted to check in I am here in San Antonio
I am a 25 year old male...6'5"...250lbs...I have 8 piercings and 1 tattoo...well I have introduced myself...if you want to see pics of me then check out my pic post...

Here is a quick pic for all the Texas Ladies

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?postid=7368148

 

[Baker St. Muse]

Checking In

Hello All from A Point Somewhat To The North And West Of Dallas!!

Loopy fellow from Denton checking in. 35 going on about 11 or 12, I should think. Maybe a bit less as the cold medicine kicks in. That's "medicine for treating a cold" not "medicine which is cold in temperature."

Have I said Hello yet? I have? Oh, good. Okay, I'm going to bed now. Nighty-nite!
*CLONK!* <----sound of me falling of the chair



Man, I'll be glad when I've kicked this thing.

 

[Lovin_to_death]

well helo to all of you nice to se so many peopel from Texas in here

 

[ART RAMBLE]

Texas~

Sittin on the river with a ....
LONE STAR STATE OF MIND

 

[rhody]

The baseball all star game is in Houston in July more confusion




oh joy and rapture. something else for me to deal with. me thinks i came to houstonland at the wrong time for me.


rhody

 

[TxCowboy]

Houston Cowboy here

Well just outside of about 35 miles norh.

Hello out there to all of you Houston women!! I am 24 years old, a taurus, 6'4 tall, br eyes dark shaven hair, athletic build, Married but looking for fun on the side if anyone is interested please pm me asap.

Take care and have fun!!

Anne hope to hear from you soon!!

 

[Lovin_to_death]

so that would put you around Conroe wouldnt it

 

[TxCowboy]

close to it

I live about30 mins from there

 

[fuzion]

24/m from Corpus Christi stopping by to say howdy to everyone.

 

[TxCowboy]

Bump

Bump Bump Bump

 

[rhody]

hey txcowboy, i live in tomball. so you must be real close to me.

rhody