newbiebabe
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Lots of Texans staying in tonight.. but nice to see so many. 
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Dangit - have absolutely no liquor in the house.
What kind of Texan has no liquor in the house?![]()
I'll share mine with ya
Lots of Texans staying in tonight.. but nice to see so many.![]()
Uhm... you know me and liquor... can I just have a diet coke, please?Yes, it's a good thing somebody stocked up the liquor cabinet!

Uhm... you know me and liquor... can I just have a diet coke, please?![]()
Uhm... you know me and liquor... can I just have a diet coke, please?![]()
Yep, got it right here! *drops a cherry on top & passes it to you*
Only if you aren't going to try to drive yourself home.
Wait....I don't know you and liquor.
Probably more fun than a Diet Coke!![]()
lol.. that made me laugh!I can be a wall....lol
I tend to list to the right... not sure what that's about but if you can keep me in a somewhat straight line so I don't continue to bruise myself.. you're hired!I can hold your hand and keep you off the walls. The ceilings? Probably another story.
I can be a wall....lol
I can hold your hand and keep you off the walls. The ceilings? Probably another story.
Wha??? Moi??? I don't think I'm that conniving and smart.Hmmmm....I'm starting to detect a ploy on newbie's part here....very clever. Bravo!![]()
Wha??? Moi??? I don't think I'm that conniving and smart.![]()

Eggs-actly!*straightens your halo & fluffs your wings*

I feel so used....not a complaint though
*gulp*
Looking at the ceiling and whistling.