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My entire yard is flooded....does that mean I have waterfront property now?? Hope everyone is staying dry.
 
Strange phone call from my insurance company....a "nurse coach" called asking all kinds of personal questions. I refused to answer some of them...until I can verify that she is actually an employee of my health insurance company. It's none of her business if I am comfortable with my bowel movements!

She even wanted to know how much overweight I am. I told her I was normal, thanks for calling, and I hung up!
 
Hey Little Sister....

Get that property listed with an inflated asking price...and get it sold before the water dries up. Waterfront property goes for a premium!
 
wtex said:
Strange phone call from my insurance company....a "nurse coach" called asking all kinds of personal questions. I refused to answer some of them...until I can verify that she is actually an employee of my health insurance company. It's none of her business if I am comfortable with my bowel movements!

She even wanted to know how much overweight I am. I told her I was normal, thanks for calling, and I hung up!
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That reminds me of of story, Wtex

My best friends sister was living with us right out of high school. One night I went to pick her up about 10 minutes after her shift ended(at midnight mind you)i could see trough te window that she was on the phone. After about10 minutes of waiting in the car, I went and banged on the door. She hung up after a Couple of minutes and came to the car. I asked her who she was on the phone with and she said a researcher. I looked at her strangely and asked her to explain. She said that the guy told her he was from UT at their foot department and proceeds to spend over 1/2hour asking her detailed questions about her feet for a study he was conducting. I just busted out laughing and told her no researcher would call a blockbuster video at 11:45 pm and furthermore, I'm sure whatever he was holding in his hand wasn't a pencil! Poor small town girl what a welcome to the big city!
 
LOL Sheryl,

I haven't tried that technique....will give me something to do in the late evenings.:D
 
sherl said:
That reminds me of of story, Wtex

My best friends sister was living with us right out of high school. One night I went to pick her up about 10 minutes after her shift ended(at midnight mind you)i could see trough te window that she was on the phone. After about10 minutes of waiting in the car, I went and banged on the door. She hung up after a Couple of minutes and came to the car. I asked her who she was on the phone with and she said a researcher. I looked at her strangely and asked her to explain. She said that the guy told her he was from UT at their foot department and proceeds to spend over 1/2hour asking her detailed questions about her feet for a study he was conducting. I just busted out laughing and told her no researcher would call a blockbuster video at 11:45 pm and furthermore, I'm sure whatever he was holding in his hand wasn't a pencil! Poor small town girl what a welcome to the big city!
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:D now that is a welcome!!! Did that happen in big D?
 
Collar_N_Cuffs said:
Hi everyone!
I'm finally cold! :eek:
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Get in to the bed with someone who can make your warm at first, and hot in a very short time after that :D

Reporting 39 degrees outdoors!

edit: it sounded like giving orders, that was not the intent!
 
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And I'm outta here! What a brutal day at the office. Calls all day and the most boring conference call ever!!!
 
Hurry home Sheryl........we've selected you to make dinner for the group tonight!
 
wtex said:
Hurry home Sheryl........we've selected you to make dinner for the group tonight!
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It's taco Thursday. Wtex, you can bring your left over shiner! Oh, and btw, how are those bowels today ?
 
LOL never been asked about my bowels twice in the same day....

The Shiner is on the way!........unless I drink it tonight.
 
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