RobDownSouth
You Saw What He Did
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Having successfully eliminated rape as we know it in Texas (by renaming it "sexual assault" legally) and essentially banning porn from adult computers, the Texas legislature has announced it's number one priority in 2024: cracking down on pot.
Specifically, Lieutenant Governor Dan "Limbaugh Junior" Patrick is seeking stiff fines and penalties for all sorts of cannabis deritatives such as CDB oil and gummies. Both are the by-product of the "Devil's Lettuce", and seeing that Marijuana is still classified as a Class 1 drug ("Most addictive"....worse than cocaine and morphine), Patrick is compelled by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to make Texas safe once again.
Oh, also, no legislation to improve the power grid will make it out of committee again this year. Profits Uber Alles, let the poor folks freeze in teh dark.
Specifically, Lieutenant Governor Dan "Limbaugh Junior" Patrick is seeking stiff fines and penalties for all sorts of cannabis deritatives such as CDB oil and gummies. Both are the by-product of the "Devil's Lettuce", and seeing that Marijuana is still classified as a Class 1 drug ("Most addictive"....worse than cocaine and morphine), Patrick is compelled by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to make Texas safe once again.
Oh, also, no legislation to improve the power grid will make it out of committee again this year. Profits Uber Alles, let the poor folks freeze in teh dark.