Texas Holdem Poker - Hand Analysis, Advice, Etc.

[flirty_but_nice]

So, ummmm, those of you that know me well enough know that I am a texas hold'em dealer dealing in some private, high stakes (mabye not for in Vegas, but high stakes for in Dallas) games. I also fancy myself to be extremely knowledgeable when it comes to NL Hold'em, thinking that I rule in my own game play.

How many other of you NLH players are there out there?

Share your poker trials and tribulations here.

Let's talk poker, analyze hands, even share successes and bad beats.

I dare y'all to test my NLH knowledge.

 

[flirty_but_nice]

As for my dealing, it's not in a casino. Private games for a company called T&A Poker Services. The regular game I deal generally plays between $10/$20 up to $25/$50. For the last few months it usually plays at the $25/$50 level with a buy-in of $5K, cash game format, usually full ring, 8 - 10 players.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

As for my dealing, it's not in a casino. Private games for a company called T&A Poker Services. The regular game I deal generally plays between $10/$20 up to $25/$50. For the last few months it usually plays at the $25/$50 level with a buy-in of $5K.

So is that Tits and Ass Poker I assume?

The joy of Poker with hot nearly naked dealers?

If so, I am suing because I thought of this idea years ago!!!

I play often. I drive up to Vegas for tournaments once a month or so, and will hit one of the local Indian Casinos at least once a week. Of course trying to squeeze $ out of the old timers is like trying to have an intelligent political conversation on lit....... Mostly we just sit around swapping $ back and fourth waiting for a Donkey to show up.....

 

[flirty_but_nice]

So is that Tits and Ass Poker I assume?

The joy of Poker with hot nearly naked dealers?

If so, I am suing because I thought of this idea years ago!!!

I play often. I drive up to Vegas for tournaments once a month or so, and will hit one of the local Indian Casinos at least once a week. Of course trying to squeeze $ out of the old timers is like trying to have an intelligent political conversation on lit....... Mostly we just sit around swapping $ back and fourth waiting for a Donkey to show up.....

Actually, yes, it is. lol

... and darlin, you cannot sue over an idea never pursued. ;-)

I get paid very well for looking all perty and being competent at dealing to boot. The players in the regular game I deal are mostly all maniacs that love to toss money around, but they are mostly all really bad. A few times I have been staked to play in the game too, but it plays way too highly for me or my bankroll to be comfortable.

I Love to play in live games, especially in Vegas. People usually dismiss me as a ditz and don't give me any credit for actually knowing what i am doing. I encourage and play that up, too. I play small there, just for fun, but I usually win.

Online, since black Friday, I mostly just play for fun, often times on FB Zynga. I hope legislation eventually comes in and Zynga goes to real cash games. The players on there are some of the worst EVER! lol

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Actually, yes, it is. lol

I get paid very well for looking all perty and being competent at dealing to boot. The players in the regular game I deal are mostly all maniacs that love to toss money around, but they are mostly all really bad. A few times I have been staked to play in the game too, but it plays way too highly for me or my bankroll to be comfortable.

I Love to play in live games, especially in Vegas. People usually dismiss me as a ditz and don't give me any credit for actually knowing what i am doing. I encourage and play that up, too. I play small there, just for fun, but I usually win.

Online, since black Friday, I mostly just play for fun, often times on FB Zynga. I hope legislation eventually comes in and Zynga goes to real cash games. The players on there are some of the worst EVER! lol

I stopped playing online when I lost my whole bankroll on Pokerstars...fucking government ass holes!!!

I actually made more money online than at the casinos, but I enjoy talking shit in person so.....

Worse bad beat you have ever seen?
(I lost a monster hand with Ace high boat, to 4 kings, after pushing all in with pocket aces)

and post pictures of you in your dealer outfit!!!!!!

 

[IndieSnob]

No one knows you well enough.

The reason? Every single persona you come up with is fake as fuck. Give it up.

 

[flirty_but_nice]

I stopped playing online when I lost my whole bankroll on Pokerstars...fucking government ass holes!!!

I actually made more money online than at the casinos, but I enjoy talking shit in person so.....

Worse bad beat you have ever seen?
(I lost a monster hand with Ace high boat, to 4 kings, after pushing all in with pocket aces)

and post pictures of you in your dealer outfit!!!!!!

That is a indeed a bad beat, all the money went in preflop. A cooler for him, until the board allowed him to suck out.

In that game I deal, one time not very long ago when I was also playing in it, in a limped pot and then on a rainbow flop of A A 6, with me holding pockets 6s, a guy led out into me, there was a caller before me and then I 3-bet. The first better called, the other caller folded. The turn brought a Q. He led out into me again, I again 3-bet, then he moved way in over the top to put me all in. No way he had pocket aces or AQ, given the preflop action and his position, so of course I called. He flipped over Ace 4 off and was dead to 5 outs. Of course the idiot with his ace rag nailed the larger boat on the 4 river four, costing me the full 5k I had been staked to play with. <rolls eyes>

 

[flirty_but_nice]

No one knows you well enough.

The reason? Every single persona you come up with is fake as fuck. Give it up.

I AM the character I portray and the personna has remained the same, even though the pictures may not have. If you don't like my story, well too bad. Move along, trolling loser boy.

 

[islandman]

I AM the character I portray. You should be the one to give it up, loser boy.

Are you the avs that you put up?

Let's get a final yes/no on this issue, shall we?

 

[chillywilly2]

sniff...sniff


does it smell like bullshit in here?

 

[flirty_but_nice]

Are you the avs that you put up?

Let's get a final yes/no on this issue, shall we?

The AVs I put up ARE the representation of the character that I am here. It's not complicated. Another loser troll that should move along if you don't like my story or character.

 

[flirty_but_nice]

So anyway, THIS thread is about poker, as stated in the opening post. Trolls won't be addressed any further if their posts are not on thread topic.

 

[islandman]

The AVs I put up ARE the representation of the character that I am here. It's not complicated. Another loser troll that should move along if you don't like my story or character.

That's a 'no', making your "story" all about mis-representing yourself to Lit.

Bravo.

 

[IndieSnob]

I'll make it on topic about poker.

If you're a bad a bluffer about using other photos and portraying yourself as someone you're not, it'd be easy as shit to read you and rob you blind.

But then again I'm sure the only thing one could steal from you is all the gold you've accumulate in WOW.

 

[flirty_but_nice]

That's a 'no', making your "story" all about mis-representing yourself to Lit.

Bravo.

Okay, one more reply from me ...

You truly are dense, aren't you? Not to mention, painfully tiresome. I have answered your question many times and have openly stated over and over again, that Lit is a story site and on this story site I am a character telling a story. Whether my story is a true story or a story of fiction is irrelavent.

Whether you buy into and or like my story or not, I and probably few others care. If you don't like the story, fine. You've made your opinion clear time and time and time and time .... again.

Move on instead of being a ridiculos troll. I mean, I don't spend years going into every thread you go into, stalking you and belittling you for being the trolling idiot devoid of common forum thread etiquette that you are. You have made your opnion clear, but newsflash, I don't care about you.

Here, I have created a thread about poker. Stay on thread topic. You have been asked.

 

[flirty_but_nice]

I'll make it on topic about poker.

If you're a bad a bluffer about using other photos and portraying yourself as someone you're not, it'd be easy as shit to read you and rob you blind.

But then again I'm sure the only thing one could steal from you is all the gold you've accumulate in WOW.

Except for well timed bluffs against people that are intelligent enough at poker to understand the story being told, bluffing in poker is the stuff of bravado that testosterone laiden ubers partake in, as they inevitably bluff all their chips away. For those that are levelled up in their poker understanding, well, then I suppose the meta game begins.

Photos being used to represent the character I am here are not applicable to the topic of poker. Given what you say, though, you probably know virtually nothing about the nuances of well played NLH.

 

[flirty_but_nice]

That's a 'no', making your "story" all about mis-representing yourself to Lit.

Bravo.

You're an idiot, plain and simple. Hammer on head, no misreprentation, not for years ... it's a fluid, participatory ongoing "story". True or not? Believe what you want.

Back to poker, you are in a tournament holding 78 suited in the big blind with only 9 BBs remaining, and sitting on the cash bubble. It folds to the button and he puts in a 1.5x raise, the SB folds. What's your move?

 

[kbate]

You're an idiot, plain and simple. Hammer on head, no misreprentation, not for years ... it's a fluid, participatory ongoing "story". True or not? Believe what you want.

Back to poker, you are in a tournament holding 78 suited in the big blind with only 9 BBs remaining, and sitting on the cash bubble. It folds to the button and he puts in a 1.5x raise, the SB folds. What's your move?

Insufficient data, the game has been running long enough that you should be able to inform us of the play style of the bettor as 'rash', 'careful', 'mixed'.

We assume no tells and that the 1.5x is her normal raise. We also do not know how many hands are in play, nor how much of our stake the BB + 0.5 amounts to.

 

[Image]

The AVs I put up ARE the representation of the character that I am here. It's not complicated.

It's simple. I understand. I am a purple dragonfly.

Go fish...

 

[hogjack]

This is not my hat.

 

[flirty_but_nice]

Insufficient data, the game has been running long enough that you should be able to inform us of the play style of the bettor as 'rash', 'careful', 'mixed'.

We assume no tells and that the 1.5x is her normal raise. We also do not know how many hands are in play, nor how much of our stake the BB + 0.5 amounts to.

"He's" difficult to pin down, sometimes TAG, but more time than not, also LAG. His raises tend to be from a min 1x raise to 5x open raises. He's the tournament big stack. It's a small tournament that only had 43 players in it, top 5 spots pay. You are the small stack. Next closest has 19 BBs left.

 

[hogjack]

"You are the small stack.

Many indicate that kbate should never be described as having a small stack.

I believe them.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

"He's" difficult to pin down, sometimes TAG, but more time than not, also LAG. His raises tend to be from a min 1x raise to 5x open raises. He's the tournament big stack. It's a small tournament that only had 43 players in it, top 5 spots pay. You are the small stack. Next closest has 19 BBs left.

fold....

 

[flirty_but_nice]

fold....

Your reasoning?

 

[blobfish]

Are you even a genuine female?