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[wordsmithe]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why not try this too?

Why don't I just start acting like an executive and hire you on the spot. Have I mentioned I'd like a cup of hot tea and a foot rub? Why do excess paperwork?

Green tea with a touch of lemon?

PS, exactly how high does your foot go, technically?

 

[I'm Wild Cherry]

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Green tea with a touch of lemon?

PS, exactly how high does your foot go, technically?

Did I mention I have really, really big feet? They take up about 95% of my body.

 

[wordsmithe]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why not try this too?

Did I mention I have really, really big feet? They take up about 95% of my body.

Damn, and I'll bet I only have enough baby oil for 87%

 

[I'm Wild Cherry]

Any assistant of mine would be well prepared to cater to my every whim. Don't let it happen again or I'll have to look for your replacement! Geez... you just can't find good help anymore.

You did pick up the Godiva, didn't you?

 

[wordsmithe]

Any assistant of mine would be well prepared to cater to my every whim. Don't let it happen again or I'll have to look for your replacement! Geez... you just can't find good help anymore.

You did pick up the Godiva, didn't you?

Well, since I was short of baby oil, I melted a bit of it, to finish off your rub... but if you want to go see if someone else is that creative at flunky-tude, go on ahead.

 

[I'm Wild Cherry]

Well, since I was short of baby oil, I melted a bit of it, to finish off your rub... but if you want to go see if someone else is that creative at flunky-tude, go on ahead.

I'm impressed with the take charge of the problem attitude. I think you might be a keeper. Heck, a raise may even be in order. So, do you think use of the private island and jet one weekend every quarter is suitable?

 

[wordsmithe]

I'm impressed with the take charge of the problem attitude. I think you might be a keeper. Heck, a raise may even be in order. So, do you think use of the private island and jet one weekend every quarter is suitable?

There is probably a joke in there about getting a rise, uh, raise...

 

[I'm Wild Cherry]

There is probably a joke in there about getting a rise, uh, raise...

Yea, and I was expecting you to make it!

 

[wordsmithe]

Yea, and I was expecting you to make it!

I'm a few chips shy of a decent raise, even if I go all in. (A little poker humor)

 

[I'm Wild Cherry]

Ha!

The first thought that comes to mind is..

Liquor in front and poker in the rear? Well, you can change the spelling as you see fit. I'm so easily amused.

 

[wordsmithe]

Ha!

The first thought that comes to mind is..

Liquor in front and poker in the rear? Well, you can change the spelling as you see fit. I'm so easily amused.

That is handy, when around me

 

[Sallad]

Dallas

20 yo
female
Mesquite, TX
Bisexual (or at least curious)
engaged and looking for a single bi woman or a couple
Massage Therapist
College Student

 

[Shoshisexy]

*waves sleepily*

I haven't died yet...just work and school...

Night all.



Sho

 

[wordsmithe]

*waves sleepily*

I haven't died yet...just work and school...

Sho

Is school out for you yet? Do you get a break from work? Will I ever stop asking questions?

 

[Sallad]

Hello Everybody

Okay...maybe I didn't properly introduce myself. I'm a newcomer to the literotica community and totally excited that i found it!!! I think I'm bisexual (lol). Only cuz i've never done it, but want to SO badly. I have a man, but I'm into couples or whatever. He's straight, but so was I (lol). Love to hear from you!!!

Bye Ya'll!

 

[Shoshisexy]

Smithe: School gets out on the 23, but then I go full time at work. *LOL* I will eventually get days off from work. And I don't go back to school until the 4th. *shrugs* The 27th should be graduation day...Then I am going to have a party!

As for the asking questions...well...you are a Wordsmithe.

Hello Dallas, welcome to lit! Please feel free to make yourself at home. If you like fantasy, I have a story called Prey you might like.



Sho`

 

[minnie179]

Okay, i got bored and up a new chorus for 12 days of xmas....

12 edible panties
11 boxes of condoms
10 bottles of tequila
9 slices of lime
8 videos of porn
7 nights of heaven
6 bottles of lube
5 vibrators
4 bed restraints
threesome in NY
2 fur lined handcuffs
Viagra in a pill box


figured it was great to share with lit....enjoy....

 

[Shoshisexy]

*LMBO* That is beyond hilarious, Minnie!!!!!!!



Sho

 

[wordsmithe]

Okay, i got bored and up a new chorus for 12 days of xmas....

12 edible panties
11 boxes of condoms
10 bottles of tequila
9 slices of lime
8 videos of porn
7 nights of heaven
6 bottles of lube
5 vibrators
4 bed restraints
threesome in NY
2 fur lined handcuffs
Viagra in a pill box


figured it was great to share with lit....enjoy....

Computer/lit based based:

12 hummers humming
11 private messages
10 lads for leaping (for the ladies)
9 ladies prancing
8 teats for milking
7 AVs changing
6 guys a laying (for the ladies)
5 gold screen (savers)
4 calling cards
3 french ticklers
2 usb hubs
a (toner) cartridge in an HP (printer)

 

[I'm Wild Cherry]

Computer/lit based based:

12 hummers humming
11 private messages
10 lads for leaping (for the ladies)
9 ladies prancing
8 teats for milking
7 AVs changing
6 guys a laying (for the ladies)
5 gold screen (savers)
4 calling cards
3 french ticklers
2 usb hubs
a (toner) cartridge in an HP (printer)

Wordsmithe-
I don't see anything about batteries!
Ha - get my joke?

 

[boxxer32]

horny m/25 looking for fun w/ anyone

im from the tx abilene area and kinda new to this site. i would love some fun or friendship or what ever u got in mind. i love big women , small women , all sorts of women, even younger or older. i havnt found one yet i didnt enjoy playing w/ trying to make her fantasy cum true. so dont be shy to drop me a line, im the shy one. if u got some ideas for fun , rather u being male or any female PM me. id love to see what happens

 

[minnie179]

Re: horny m/25 looking for fun w/ anyone

im from the tx abilene area and kinda new to this site. i would love some fun or friendship or what ever u got in mind. i love big women , small women , all sorts of women, even younger or older. i havnt found one yet i didnt enjoy playing w/ trying to make her fantasy cum true. so dont be shy to drop me a line, im the shy one. if u got some ideas for fun , rather u being male or any female PM me. id love to see what happens

Now that is what I like to see, someone from my neck of the woods on lit....welcum boxxer....post and get to know the fun folks of lit....

 

[Shoshisexy]

Well...single again here in the Austin area. *sigh*

For those that are new, I have a profile up, but I am 28, brown hair, brown-hazel eyes, 5'4 1/2".

 

[Mr. Crimson]

Texan in Oklahoma

Born an raised in south, south Texas but I currently reside in Oklahoma (Boomer Sooner). Came here for school, but always waiting for the right opportunity to get back home. Not officially an Oklahoman because my my DL and car tags are still Texas.

 

[Shoshisexy]

Wow...If I wasn't depressed before...which I was...I certainly am now. yippee.