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[TexasFunGuy]

Really? One of my favorites.

Got milk?

 

[charmed1]

Got milk?

Always. I have kids, remember?

 

[TexasFunGuy]

Always. I have kids, remember?

Then you should also have cookies around at all times. So why are you trying to get cookies from me?

 

[charmed1]

Then you should also have cookies around at all times. So why are you trying to get cookies from me?

Your cookies sound better than mine. Are you saying you don't share well?

 

[TexasFunGuy]

Your cookies sound better than mine. Are you saying you don't share well?

No I don't play by rules and I am greedy.

 

[charmed1]

No I don't play by rules and I am greedy.

Right...well, at least you admit your faults.

 

[TexasFunGuy]

Right...well, at least you admit your faults.

You could learn something from me.

 

[I'm Wild Cherry]

You could learn something from me.

What are you planning on teaching?

 

[TexasFunGuy]

What are you planning on teaching?

I am opening a charm school.

 

[charmed1]

I am opening a charm school.

Offering discounts?

 

[TexasFunGuy]

Offering discounts?

No discounts. I need to get it running a profit first.

 

[I'm Wild Cherry]

I am opening a charm school.

If I were drinking something, I would have spewed.

 

[charmed1]

No discounts. I need to get it running a profit first.

Well, we both know that I don't need to attend charm school. I could help teach, if needed.

 

[TexasFunGuy]

If I were drinking something, I would have spewed.

I thought you were a swallower though.

 

[TexasFunGuy]

Well, we both know that I don't need to attend charm school. I could help teach, if needed.

I will set up an interview for you on Wednesday.

 

[charmed1]

I will set up an interview for you on Wednesday.

Perfect!

 

[TexasFunGuy]

Perfect!

dress appropriately

 

[charmed1]

dress appropriately

Don't I always?

 

[TexasFunGuy]

Don't I always?

Need I comment?

 

[charmed1]

Need I comment?

Do you always answer a question with a question?

 

[TexasFunGuy]

Do you always answer a question with a question?

Do you?

 

[charmed1]

Do you?

What do you think?

 

[TexasFunGuy]

What do you think?

Stop that, or else.

 

[charmed1]

Stop that, or else.

Else what?

 

[TexasFunGuy]

Else what?

Or else you will be punished.