Texan vs the Aussie

[Nobody Special's wife]

A Texan farmer goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets to talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice that size!"

They walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately replies, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."

The conversation has died down when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks the Aussie, "What are those?"

The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

 

[Roll-One]

LMAO

Ohhhh Geeeeeeeez, its to early in the morning... LOL

Good Morning NsWife, that was a good one..

<smile>

 

[Ally C]

I thought they were wallabies. Never mind, nice joke yet again. I'd take off my (less than 10 gallon) hat to you if I was wearing one.

 

[Grntmb]

woke me up

I like it! It woke me up this am.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Good Morining Literotica

Nothing like starting a joke of the day lol

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: Good Morining Literotica

Nothing like starting a joke of the day lol

Even if you start your day in mid-afternoon, a joke to start is a good thing.

 

[Handy-Andy]

I like it NSW

Damn I thought we had a WSB thread here about "Texan vs The Aussie" , Texas Tornado Colin Edwards and Aussie Troy Corser . Never mind back to minding my own business



[Edited by Handy-Andy on 03-21-2001 at 04:23 PM]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Well about that andy... the two Aussie troys are kicking ass...

 

[Handy-Andy]

I agree with ya 100% Chef , I think somebody called Troy is gonna be WSB champ ,and my money is on Troy Corser on the RSV1000 . I posted a thread about WSB check it out

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=26386