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[matriarch]

doormouse fills waterbombs with blue dye and flings them recklessly around the room.

Oh no!! Look out Lisa!!.... eep too late

*enters the thread to see what the hell is making all that noise from a dead thread........to be met with a flying object which hits me right in the.........exploding with a loud bang, spraying me with blue dye*.

An expectant hush falls, the thread is suddenly silent, as I slowly look down at the blue staining my white top and pants, then even slower lift my head to look around for the culprit, my eyes alighting on DM, and locking on her.........raising one eybrow...




YOU
ARE
ALL
TOTALLY
UTTERLY
CERTIFIABLY
NUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cloudy]

Have fun storming the castle!

*with paddles for the defibrulator in hand Dranoel, Thread Surgeon, steps up to the patient....*

Gimme 75,000 Volt Amps! This thread is gonna live or die right here and now.

75,000 VA, Aye, Captain!

CLEAR!

BZZZZZZZT

They said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp. But I built it anyway. It sank into the swamp. So I built another one. IT sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. It burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what your gonna get son. All that.

GIMME 125,00 VA STAT!!! CLEAR!!!!

BZZZZZZZT


It's alive! It's ALIVE!

Well, mayhem, chaos, mass hysteria....

My work here is finished.

Oral sex anyone?

She's got huge.............tracts of land.

 

[Shock Chick]

*Trump*

 

[Guest]

*Trump*

Donald? Is that you? Where's that 20 bucks you owe me?

 

[Shock Chick]

Donald? Is that you? Where's that 20 bucks you owe me?

No. I farted.

 

[doormouse]

No. I farted.

OMG!! And I vowed never to eat Garlic Bread again after that one!!

 

[Lisa Denton]

doormouse fills waterbombs with blue dye and flings them recklessly around the room.

Oh no!! Look out Lisa!!.... eep too late

Eeep hell!!

Lisa borrows a couple o grenades off Lucifer and covered in blue dye approaches Doormouse's lil hole, huh, oh well, anywho, as she approaches she smells Shocky's fart which strangly smells almost as bad as one of Lou's, they must eat at the same Chinese All You Can Suck Up joint. Lisa pulls the pin and inserts the explosive device into Doormouse's hole, huh, and then runs like hell.

 

[Guest]

Have fun storming the castle!

*with paddles for the defibrulator in hand Dranoel, Thread Surgeon, steps up to the patient....*

Gimme 75,000 Volt Amps! This thread is gonna live or die right here and now.

75,000 VA, Aye, Captain!

CLEAR!

BZZZZZZZT

They said I was daft to build a castle in the swamp. But I built it anyway. It sank into the swamp. So I built another one. IT sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. It burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what your gonna get son. All that.

GIMME 125,00 VA STAT!!! CLEAR!!!!

BZZZZZZZT


It's alive! It's ALIVE!

Well, mayhem, chaos, mass hysteria....

My work here is finished.

Oral sex anyone?

a spanking! a spanking.... then the oral sex...

icky icky patang meeeewaaahhhhh..

NI

 

[Shock Chick]

Eeep hell!!

Lisa borrows a couple o grenades off Lucifer and covered in blue dye approaches Doormouse's lil hole, huh, oh well, anywho, as she approaches she smells Shocky's fart which strangly smells almost as bad as one of Lou's, they must eat at the same Chinese All You Can Suck Up joint. Lisa pulls the pin and inserts the explosive device into Doormouse's hole, huh, and then runs like hell.

Lou doesn't fart. She's weird and pure and shit.

 

[Guest]

Oh, look I found some lovely filth over here.

A-HA! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm Being oppressed!

SO... If she... weighs the same as a duck... she must be made of wood... and there fore.... she's a witch.

 

[Guest]

Lou doesn't fart. She's weird and pure and shit.

thats just scary.. is she saving it up until the day she explodes?

maybe the reason why shes so anal?

 

[cloudy]

Lou doesn't fart. She's weird and pure and shit.

weird I can see.....but, pure?

 

[cloudy]

Oh, look I found some lovely filth over here.

A-HA! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm Being oppressed!

SO... If she... weighs the same as a duck... she must be made of wood... and there fore.... she's a witch.

He must be a king.....he hasn't got shit all over him.

 

[doormouse]

Eeep hell!!

Lisa borrows a couple o grenades off Lucifer and covered in blue dye approaches Doormouse's lil hole, huh, oh well, anywho, as she approaches she smells Shocky's fart which strangly smells almost as bad as one of Lou's, they must eat at the same Chinese All You Can Suck Up joint. Lisa pulls the pin and inserts the explosive device into Doormouse's hole, huh, and then runs like hell.

doormouse escapes through the portable flap at the back of the mouse penthouse.... phew!!

Thank God for the hovercraft readily set for such an escape....

Bbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttttttttttttt......................

Splashing a tidal wave of water in her wake.....

Hahahahahahhahaa....

I think I seriously need sleep LOL

 

[Shock Chick]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Shock Chick]

thats just scary.. is she saving it up until the day she explodes?

maybe the reason why shes so anal?

Anal my arse!

That bitch will never explode, she's made of cast iron.

 

[gauchecritic]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

 

[Guest]

 

[doormouse]

*enters the thread to see what the hell is making all that noise from a dead thread........to be met with a flying object which hits me right in the.........exploding with a loud bang, spraying me with blue dye*.

An expectant hush falls, the thread is suddenly silent, as I slowly look down at the blue staining my white top and pants, then even slower lift my head to look around for the culprit, my eyes alighting on DM, and locking on her.........raising one eybrow...




YOU
ARE
ALL
TOTALLY
UTTERLY
CERTIFIABLY
NUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!




Stop Mat!!!!! Eeep

You can blame Lisa for the bucket of coconut...

hehehee (hand over mouth here laffin)

... you look like a blue and white lamington heheheee

(psst.....Lisa did it)

 

[Guest]

Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is 'Roger the Shrubber'. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

 

[Shock Chick]

African or European?

A European or an African swallow?

Huh? I don't know that. Arggggghhhhhhhhhh!

 

[cloudy]

Who are you to say "ni" to old women?

 

[Shock Chick]

I'm warning you... If you say Jehovah once more...

 

[Guest]

There's a dead Bishop on the landing...

 

[Guest]

*enters the thread to see what the hell is making all that noise from a dead thread........to be met with a flying object which hits me right in the.........exploding with a loud bang, spraying me with blue dye*.

An expectant hush falls, the thread is suddenly silent, as I slowly look down at the blue staining my white top and pants, then even slower lift my head to look around for the culprit, my eyes alighting on DM, and locking on her.........raising one eybrow...




YOU
ARE
ALL
TOTALLY
UTTERLY
CERTIFIABLY
NUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've come to rescue you.

No you didn't.

I have.

But I don't need rescuing.

Yes you do.