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Isabella Thorne
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What was my grade, Mr. Wizard?
oh oh Wiz .. did i pass? that was a damn hard test .. even the multiple choice part was hard ..
and i just woke up .. haven't had my coffee yet .. tell you what luv .. let make take the test again after i've had my coffee with Ms. Mary Jane .. she just dropped by don't you know .. then i'll ace your damn test ... and i promise i won't cheat.
oh oh Wiz .. did i pass? that was a damn hard test .. even the multiple choice part was hard ..
and i just woke up .. haven't had my coffee yet .. tell you what luv .. let make take the test again after i've had my coffee with Ms. Mary Jane .. she just dropped by don't you know .. then i'll ace your damn test ... and i promise i won't cheat.
Bonnie Wee Lassie
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OMG Am I late for the test???? I brought an apple.
SpecialK
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Okay, okay, since you all want a test...
Since you all came here looking for a test, and I happen to have a short funny one at my disposal, I'll post it here. Let's see how you all do:
The Alertness Test For Professionals
Let's see how alert you are today...
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions
and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional".
The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
(Think about this before you proceed to the answer.)
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put
in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the door.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This
tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions, correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:
You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference! This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brain of a four year old.
Hope you liked it!
K
Since you all came here looking for a test, and I happen to have a short funny one at my disposal, I'll post it here. Let's see how you all do:
The Alertness Test For Professionals
Let's see how alert you are today...
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions
and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional".
The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
(Think about this before you proceed to the answer.)
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put
in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the door.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer:
The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This
tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions, correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer:
You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference! This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brain of a four year old.
Hope you liked it!
K
Isabella Thorne
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It is only a test, people!
"Life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been real life you would have been instructed where to go and what to do."
"Life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been real life you would have been instructed where to go and what to do."
Bonnie Wee Lassie
Sweet Beaver
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Pull down my pants and slide on ice????
Is that all?
I brought an apple for that?
Is that all?
I brought an apple for that?
teresafannin
One who hears the Music
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This is too funny, I need to give that test to some of the people at with. I like my job, but most of the people I work with have to make everything so incredibly difficult. It is retail, not rocket science. Off to the salt mines, everyone have a good rest of the day & play nice.
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