Tentacular

[islandman]

I've seen it before. From quite a while back, when shock QuickTime clips and goatse pic scares were the rage. A bit offputting, but not as bad as other things out there in internet land.

Take a gander at it. It's not the shitting broken glass that amazes but the fact that a sphincter can crush glass to begin with.

No.

It's the fact that he's shitting out shards of glass AND blood.

 

[Quoll]

Sheesh, and I thought I was bored.

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[IrezumiKiss]

No.

It's the fact that he's shitting out shards of glass AND blood.

I didn't think it was real at first because dude wasn't making any noise and barely quivered from his squat.

I mean...fuck...if it's real, he musta been hopped up on PCP or something because I woulda been screaming in pain, shaking like a Holy Roller. That area is no joke.

 

[clutch1]

I've seen it before. From quite a while back, when shock QuickTime clips and goatse pic scares were the rage. A bit offputting, but not as bad as other things out there in internet land.

Take a gander at it. It's not the shitting broken glass that amazes but the fact that a sphincter can crush glass to begin with.

I could tell you about last weekend and a sphincter crushing things, but I think I'd really be in trouble then.
All I have to do is see the reaction vids to know that I don't need to watch it.

 

[islandman]

I didn't think it was real at first because dude wasn't making any noise and barely quivered from his squat.

I mean...fuck...if it's real, he musta been hopped up on PCP or something because I woulda been screaming in pain, shaking like a Holy Roller. That area is no joke.

It was always my understanding that he was on something at the time.

Now, someone introduce clutch to 2 girls, 1 cup.

 

[clutch1]

It was always my understanding that he was on something at the time.

Now, someone introduce clutch to 2 girls, 1 cup.

I saw ten seconds of it. Not for me either.

 

[islandman]

I can see why she's into you.

You're so....virginal.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I can see why she's into you.

You're so....virginal.

"Internet-tically pure" might be a better descriptor phrase in this case.

 

[islandman]

"Internet-tically pure" might be a better descriptor phrase in this case.

lol

Fair point.

Seems like a good guy. Just busting his nut on a boring Saturday night.

 

[lovetoread]

lol

Fair point.

Seems like a good guy. Just busting his nut on a boring Saturday night.

Be careful with those nuts. I bet she likes them too much to have them damaged.

 

[blobfish]

Be careful with those nuts. I bet she likes them too much to have them damaged.

I still want to know how they're involved. No one will tell me.

 

[oggbashan]

I tried writing a tentacle story: The Giant Squid

 

[Farrah]

I would of been happy to go in, before the octopus!

You're in so much trouble.

Quoted so that you'll get into trouble when she gets back from vacay.





I have access to google.

Also, I've posted it before.


The real question is: do you want to see a guy crap out some glass?

Good looking out, iMan.

I forgot she has wifi, and damn you!

I don't want to see it go in or out of that guys ass. I've only heard it played on a radio show, I couldn't even look at the radio.

I do have wifi, and you can bet I'll be checking in regularly now.

I could tell you about last weekend and a sphincter crushing things, but I think I'd really be in trouble then.
All I have to do is see the reaction vids to know that I don't need to watch it.

Ima give you your Golden Shovel now.

I can see why she's into you.

You're so....virginal.

This is the most untrue thing ever written on the internet. For several reasons.

Be careful with those nuts. I bet she likes them too much to have them damaged.

I you, and those nuts are very precious to me, indeed.

I still want to know how they're involved. No one will tell me.

I feel okay announcing to the world that I'm all kinds of in love with him and stuff.

/mush

 

[theault_b]

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[Sean Renaud]

You people got issues.

Can I stick a squid between your nethers?

 

[butters]

I you, and those nuts are very precious to me, indeed.



I feel okay announcing to the world that I'm all kinds of in love with him and stuff.

/mush

awwwwww. that's my cute-quotient for the day. awesome

 

[clutch1]

I feel okay announcing to the world that I'm all kinds of in love with him and stuff.

/mush

You do the mushy so well.

 

[islandman]

You do the mushy so well.

Remember that when she has access to said nuts again.

*crosses legs in sympathy*

 

[clutch1]

Remember that when she has access to said nuts again.

*crosses legs in sympathy*

She's very careful with the groceries. No need to worry.
Although I do have to be careful so I don't need the golden shovel.

 

[islandman]

She's very careful with the groceries. No need to worry.
Although I do have to be careful so I don't need the golden shovel.

I don't know what a Golden Shovel is, but if I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open and her bound to the bed in chains.

Not sure why I'm suddenly being nice to you, but there you have it.

 

[clutch1]

I don't know what a Golden Shovel is, but if I were you, I'd sleep with one eye open and her bound to the bed in chains.

Not sure why I'm suddenly being nice to you, but there you have it.

I didn't know what the golden shovel was either until she told me.
I sleep with one eye open now anyway.
I never noticed if you were or weren't nice to me before, it's the internet, I don't care.

 

[islandman]

I never noticed if you were or weren't nice to me before, it's the internet, I don't care.

Congrats, you're now off my Hanukkah card list.

 

[Farrah]

awwwwww. that's my cute-quotient for the day. awesome

Hiya, sweet chippy.

You do the mushy so well.

You make it really easy.

Remember that when she has access to said nuts again.

*crosses legs in sympathy*

Do not feel sorry for his nuts. I'm very good to that which I hold dear.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Do not feel sorry for his nuts. I'm very good to that which I hold dear.

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