Tense?

[geronimo_appleby]

you're all cunts.

 

[oggbashan]

To be and to be tenses

you're all cunts.

Tenseness in a cunt can be a good thing.

"to be" conjugation

Present
I am
you are
he/she/it is
we are
you are
they are

Present continuous
I am being
you are being
he/she/it is being
we are being
you are being
they are being

Simple past
I was
you were
he/she/it was
we were
you were
they were

Past continuous
I was being
you were being
he/she/it was being
we were being
you were being
they were being

Present perfect
I have been
you have been
he/she/it has been
we have been
you have been
they have been

Present perfect continuous
I have been being
you have been being
he/she/it has been being
we have been being
you have been being
they have been being

Past perfect
I had been
you had been
he/she/it had been
we had been
you had been
they had been

Past perfect continuous
I had been being
you had been being
he/she/it had been being
we had been being
you had been being
they had been being

Future
I will be
you will be
he/she/it will be
we will be
you will be
they will be

Future continuous
I will be being
you will be being
he/she/it will be being
we will be being
you will be being
they will be being

Future perfect
I will have been
you will have been
he/she/it will have been
we will have been
you will have been
they will have been

Future perfect continuous
I will have been being
you will have been being
he/she/it will have been being
we will have been being
you will have been being
they will have been being

Conditional present
I would be
you would be
he/she/it would be
we would be
you would be
they would be

Conditional perfect
I would have been
you would have been
he/she/it would have been
we would have been
you would have been
they would have been

Conditional present progressive
I would be being
you would be being
he/she/it would be being
we would be being
you would be being
they would be being

Conditional perfect progressive
I would have been being
you would have been being
he/she/it would have been being
we would have been being
you would have been being
they would have been being

Present subjunctive
I be
you be; beest
he/she/it be
we be
you be
they be

Past subjunctive
I were
you were; wert
he/she/it were
we were
you were
they were

Past perfect subjunctive
I had been
you had been
he/she/it had been
we had been
you had been
they had been

Imperative
you be
we Let´s be
you be

Present participle
being

Past participle
been


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[TxRad]

you're all cunts.

Says the guy with eyeballs tattooed on his arse.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Says the guy with eyeballs tattooed on his arse.

i fail to see the connection.

 

[lovecraft68]

i fail to see the connection.

Because your eyes are behind you, turn around, dammit!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Because your eyes are behind you, turn around, dammit!

shut it, nobber.

 

[lovecraft68]

shut it, nobber.

Wanker

 

[Carnal_Flower]

All this time here I was thinking it was a pair of lips, as in Kiss my ass. Get it?????

Says the guy with eyeballs tattooed on his arse.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

All this time here I was thinking it was a pair of lips, as in Kiss my ass. Get it?????

wrong!

 

[SarahsHooters]

Present tense is fashionable at the moment, especially in YA fiction. Done well it's no less immersive or believable than past tense.

 

[Handley_Page]

Tenseness in a cunt can be a good thing.

"to be" conjugation

Past participle
been

© Princeton University

Strewth!.
I ain't heard that stuff in 40 + years.

 

[Hypoxia]

Okay, so don't work on your tans then. But maybe collect some tins. Grandpa (a retired railroad conductor) used to scavenge tins, walking back alleys (under the flightpath of a major international airport) with an American Flyer wagon, sifting rubbish heaps, searching for tins and other metals to haul to his backyard foundry and melt into ingots to sell.

Tense. Tans. Tins. Whatever.

 

[Delilah_Night]

I prefer past tense.

 

[Serafina1210]

I prefer past tense.

I sucked off some boys in past tents.

 

[Hypoxia]

I am very tense right now.

But I blame unseasonable cold.

(Written on a mountaintop above San Diego.)

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I am very tense right now.

But I blame unseasonable cold.

(Written on a mountaintop above San Diego.)

don't make me hunt you down and shoot you ... twice.

 

[Ewobbit]

Oh! Are we pitching here again?

 

[Handley_Page]

Oh! Are we pitching here again?

only until the rain passes