PredatorSmile
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What are ten things you love about your man/woman ? Also, ten things about your girlfriend/boyfriend that you absolutely don't like ? It could be anything. I just want to know how peevish we truly are.
Here's mine.
Ten Things I love about Him.
1. Loving, caring, decent, perfect gentleman.
2. Always there for me when I need him.
3. Likes Cartoons, ( as do I) and isn't ashamed to admit it.
4. Thinks I look cute in Superman pajamas.
5. Sometimes attends GLBT meetings with me though he fears being outed ( he's a closeted bisexual jock !)
6. Looks awesome in a black suit.
7. Puts up with me.
8. Runs his hand through my hair and licks my ears ( I love it !)
9. Holds my hand in public and sometimes carries me on his back.
10. Has a weird yet appealing habit of melting away my anger/fears/worries just by being there.
Ten Things I Don't Like About Him.
1. Thinks Gaydar is a myth.
2. Changes the channel everytime someone says "period" or "menopause."
3. Never wears any underwear.
4. Won't go to Sci-Fi conventions with me because he's "too cool."
5. He never swears. I do (sometimes).
6. He hates feminist/lesbian/Gay literature.
7. He's sexually "conservative."
9. Won't tell me when something's bothering him.
10. He doesn't like it when I help him. Some broad was cussing at him after a game. He was too much of a nice guy to say anything to her. I went up to her and told her to shut it, or else. You know what ? She
did ! He still didn't like what I do and I had to listen to him go on for hours about how I shouldn't have done that.
How do I feel about him ? I love him 100 %. I understand him 10 %.
I accept him 100 % .
Here's mine.
Ten Things I love about Him.
1. Loving, caring, decent, perfect gentleman.
2. Always there for me when I need him.
3. Likes Cartoons, ( as do I) and isn't ashamed to admit it.
4. Thinks I look cute in Superman pajamas.
5. Sometimes attends GLBT meetings with me though he fears being outed ( he's a closeted bisexual jock !)
6. Looks awesome in a black suit.
7. Puts up with me.
8. Runs his hand through my hair and licks my ears ( I love it !)
9. Holds my hand in public and sometimes carries me on his back.
10. Has a weird yet appealing habit of melting away my anger/fears/worries just by being there.
Ten Things I Don't Like About Him.
1. Thinks Gaydar is a myth.
2. Changes the channel everytime someone says "period" or "menopause."
3. Never wears any underwear.
4. Won't go to Sci-Fi conventions with me because he's "too cool."
5. He never swears. I do (sometimes).
6. He hates feminist/lesbian/Gay literature.
7. He's sexually "conservative."
9. Won't tell me when something's bothering him.
10. He doesn't like it when I help him. Some broad was cussing at him after a game. He was too much of a nice guy to say anything to her. I went up to her and told her to shut it, or else. You know what ? She
did ! He still didn't like what I do and I had to listen to him go on for hours about how I shouldn't have done that.
How do I feel about him ? I love him 100 %. I understand him 10 %.
I accept him 100 % .