Ten Things I Love/Hate About You

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What are ten things you love about your man/woman ? Also, ten things about your girlfriend/boyfriend that you absolutely don't like ? It could be anything. I just want to know how peevish we truly are.



Here's mine.


Ten Things I love about Him.


1. Loving, caring, decent, perfect gentleman.
2. Always there for me when I need him.
3. Likes Cartoons, ( as do I) and isn't ashamed to admit it.
4. Thinks I look cute in Superman pajamas.
5. Sometimes attends GLBT meetings with me though he fears being outed ( he's a closeted bisexual jock !)
6. Looks awesome in a black suit.
7. Puts up with me.
8. Runs his hand through my hair and licks my ears ( I love it !)
9. Holds my hand in public and sometimes carries me on his back.
10. Has a weird yet appealing habit of melting away my anger/fears/worries just by being there.



Ten Things I Don't Like About Him.


1. Thinks Gaydar is a myth.
2. Changes the channel everytime someone says "period" or "menopause."
3. Never wears any underwear.
4. Won't go to Sci-Fi conventions with me because he's "too cool."
5. He never swears. I do (sometimes).
6. He hates feminist/lesbian/Gay literature.
7. He's sexually "conservative."
9. Won't tell me when something's bothering him.
10. He doesn't like it when I help him. Some broad was cussing at him after a game. He was too much of a nice guy to say anything to her. I went up to her and told her to shut it, or else. You know what ? She
did ! He still didn't like what I do and I had to listen to him go on for hours about how I shouldn't have done that.



How do I feel about him ? I love him 100 %. I understand him 10 %.
I accept him 100 % .
 
By listing '10 hate-things', you allude-to MORE than ten... which means he ought to've started respecting the feelings-of-those-who-love-him.
 
She is not my girlfriend but not for lack of trying

1. I love her mouth and her smile
2. I love her hands and her little typical gestures
3. I love her voice and the way she laughs
4. I love the way she reassures me and makes me feel important
5. I love how she listens to me and pays attention as if i am the only person in the world
6. I love how she can look through me with her eyes and know exactly what i am thinking
7. I love how girly she can be but also very much woman at the same time
8. I love her style in how she dresses, her hair and everything about how she looks. She has excellent taste.
9. I love her way of looking at life and how she tries to show me something different.
10. I love how she has direction and passion in life and how strong she is.

She's the typical pixie elfin fairy girl with the gypsy spirit and the hippie dyke hair :cool:
 
femininity said:
She is not my girlfriend but not for lack of trying

1. I love her mouth and her smile
2. I love her hands and her little typical gestures
3. I love her voice and the way she laughs
4. I love the way she reassures me and makes me feel important
5. I love how she listens to me and pays attention as if i am the only person in the world
6. I love how she can look through me with her eyes and know exactly what i am thinking
7. I love how girly she can be but also very much woman at the same time
8. I love her style in how she dresses, her hair and everything about how she looks. She has excellent taste.
9. I love her way of looking at life and how she tries to show me something different.
10. I love how she has direction and passion in life and how strong she is.

She's the typical pixie elfin fairy girl with the gypsy spirit and the hippie dyke hair :cool:

There is nothing about her i do not like except that she is not mine
 
femininity said:
There is nothing about her i do not like except that she is not mine
I wish everyone-in-the-world could-borrow-from your way-of-loving...
 
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