ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

[killallhippies]

1. i'm really cool
2. i'm super smart.
3. my penis is extremely friendly.
4. i'll share my cigarettes, beer and marijuana.
5. i really love your stories.
6. i'm better than you.
7. if you ever need a friend, i'll be there for you, man.
8. i'm a ninja.
9. i'm better than you.
10. i'll let you borrow my porn.
11. i can't count.
    [/list=1]
    
    SURRENDER NOW!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

1. i'm really cool
2. i'm super smart.
3. my penis is extremely friendly.
4. i'll share my cigarettes, beer and marijuana.
5. i really love your stories.
6. i'm better than you.
7. if you ever need a friend, i'll be there for you, man.
8. i'm a ninja.
9. i'm better than you.
10. i'll let you borrow my porn.
11. i can't count.
    [/list=1]
    
    SURRENDER NOW!!

1. 
   
   reasons to not surrender.
   1. I'm a sarcasibitch
   2. I have a dictionary
   3. I have great tits
   4. I have cigars
   5. thank you
   6. eveyone is
   7. Aww, how sweet
   8 I'm a turtle.
   9. Still?
   10. Do i need a card to check it out?
   11. Me either.
   
   
   Bite me hard!!!

 

[killallhippies]

Re: Re: ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

reasons to not surrender.
1. I'm a sarcasibitch
2. I have a dictionary
3. I have great tits
4. I have cigars
5. thank you
6. eveyone is
7. Aww, how sweet
8 I'm a turtle.
9. Still?
10. Do i need a card to check it out?
11. Me either.


Bite me hard!!!

bite me first. i like that.

 

[Guest]

Good grief, he's from Texas.

 

[killallhippies]

Good grief, he's from Texas.

learn to read, please. thank you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

bite me first. i like that.

Sharpening my fangs as we speak.

 

[Guest]

learn to read, please. thank you.

You are too ambiguous, I read in context.

 

[killallhippies]

Re: Re: Re: Re: ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

Sharpening my fangs as we speak.

i prefer shoulder blade bites, but feel free to improvise as long as you don't touch the face or genitals.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

i prefer shoulder blade bites, but feel free to improvise as long as you don't touch the face or genitals.

Noted.

Now surrender.

 

[killallhippies]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

Noted.

Now surrender.

NEVER!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

Noted.

Now surrender.

Abs.. when we win.. what will we do with the bodies..
im not really into necrophila

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

1. i'm really cool
2. i'm super smart.
3. my penis is extremely friendly.
4. i'll share my cigarettes, beer and marijuana.
5. i really love your stories.
6. i'm better than you.
7. if you ever need a friend, i'll be there for you, man.
8. i'm a ninja.
9. i'm better than you.
10. i'll let you borrow my porn.
11. i can't count.
    [/list=1]
    
    SURRENDER NOW!!

1. 
   
   1. Cool is SO last week.
   2. You don't know what smart is until you upset the AH
   3. So is mine
   4. We'll send Fag-Ash Lil. She doesn't share.
   5. So do we. We can always write more of them.
   6. We're all friends here (removes knife from back)
   7. Black is passé
   8. That you have to prove. We are hot on logic and semantics.
   9. We distill wit and corn-liquor
   10. Why should we. We produce our own.
   11. We are numerate and literate.
   12. Some of us can spell - in foreign languages as well.
   
   NUTS!
   
   Jeanne

 

[killallhippies]

Re: Re: ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

1. Cool is SO last week.
2. You don't know what smart is until you upset the AH
3. So is mine
4. We'll send Fag-Ash Lil. She doesn't share.
5. So do we. We can always write more of them.
6. We're all friends here (removes knife from back)
7. Black is passé
8. That you have to prove. We are hot on logic and semantics.
9. We distill wit and corn-liquor
10. Why should we. We produce our own.
11. We are numerate and literate.
12. Some of us can spell - in foreign languages as well.

NUTS!

Jeanne

i'll give you a chance to edit that. see how nice i am?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

Abs.. when we win.. what will we do with the bodies..
im not really into necrophila

I shall stake their heads on poles to decorate my garden.

 

[Guest]

Good grief, he's from Texas.

Then get him out of here. He can't possible be more than 12yrs old.

Everybody knows a Commie wouldn't live any longer than that in Texas.

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Og has cleaned out a garderobe just for them.

It's a long drop into a pile of shit.

Jeanne

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

I shall stake their heads on poles to decorate my garden.

fancy that! free garden gnomes

 

[killallhippies]

Then get him out of here. He can't possible be more than 12yrs old.

Everybody knows a Commie wouldn't live any longer than that in Texas.

i really thought a big part of being an author was the ability to read. guess i was wrong.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

fancy that! free garden gnomes

and they make nice halloween decorations too.

 

[Guest]

i really thought a big part of being an author was the ability to read. guess i was wrong.

Then you, sir (and I use that term loosely), are not an author. Away with you.

 

[Guest]

i really thought a big part of being an author was the ability to read. guess i was wrong.

Context is crucial you phoney baloney commie cunt.

 

[damppanties]

fer commie

http://unpythonic.net/ingrid/europe00/full033.jpg

 

[killallhippies]

Then you, sir (and I use that term loosely), are not an author. Away with you.

but i wrote three stroke stories. let me join your club.

and i'm still not from texas. moron.

 

[Guest]

but i wrote three stroke stories. let me join your club.

and i'm still not from texas. moron.

Then post a link to them. Prove you are worthy.

Or get the fuck out.

 

[oggbashan]

"In short, The Communists everywhere support every revolutionary movement against the existing social and political order of things" Karl Marx and F Engels The Communist Manifesto.

No wonder Killallhippies is trying to attack the AH. He's against everybody.

Og