Ten Fucking Years

[Fata Morgana]

As of tomorrow I've been here ten years. Where the fuck did that decade go?

 

[Not Normal]

Happy Anniversary!

If you didn't have Lit, where would you vent about Phil?

 

[unregistered]

 

[1HF]

How the time flies...

I'm glad you've stuck around this long. Wouldn't be the same without you, cunt.

 

[MonaLittle]

2005 was a good class of n00bs.

I'm so glad you walked through the door

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://static.timetobreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/010_womensilly.jpg

 

[Adre]

Thread title excited me for a moment.

 

[Tathagata]

10 years...that's a lot of cunts.

Happy Anniversary!
You've certainly made my experience here delightful.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Awww you lovely cunts.

Mona it was a vintage year.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Surely someone with more Lit experience can put together a moving montage of your best times here? A vaseline-lensed, loving close-up of Gorgonzola being smeared lovingly into a cunt would obviously be the Odessa steps moment.

 

[neci]

i vote you celebrate with ten fucking tits!

i don't know where the time goes. it seems to be swallowed whole.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Surely someone with more Lit experience can put together a moving montage of your best times here? A vaseline-lensed, loving close-up of Gorgonzola being smeared lovingly into a cunt would obviously be the Odessa steps moment.

That's a cuntastic idea, the job is yours.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Surely someone with more Lit experience can put together a moving montage of your best times here? A vaseline-lensed, loving close-up of Gorgonzola being smeared lovingly into a cunt would obviously be the Odessa steps moment.

I joined. I called people cunts. Told them I like cheese. Called them cunts some more. Laurelle gave my chlamydia and now I have a horgina.

That's it!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Tathagata]

I joined. I called people cunts. Told them I like cheese. Called them cunts some more. Laurelle gave my chlamydia and now I have a horgina.

That's it!

Well....no one else did that..

 

[snugglestruggle]

As of tomorrow I've been here ten years. Where the fuck did that decade go?

This calls for a celebration thread Tomorrow. There should be presents and cheese and cunts, lots of cunts. Now I have to get you a present.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I joined. I called people cunts. Told them I like cheese. Called them cunts some more. Laurelle gave my chlamydia and now I have a horgina.

That's it!

You have a genius for precis. That was the best elevator pitch I've ever heard.

Peter Jackson could turn that into a nine-hour epic.

 

[dolf]

n00b.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You have a genius for precis. That was the best elevator pitch I've ever heard.

Peter Jackson could turn that into a nine-hour epic.

Oh god! Imagine the casting!

 

[Fata Morgana]

n00b.

Fuck me harder.

 

[unregistered]

 

[DesEsseintes]

Oh god! Imagine the casting!

An animatronic Dame Margaret to play you, obvs.

Have you thought about who would play Phil?

 

[dolf]

Fuck me harder.

with a ball of edam.

 

[Fata Morgana]

An animatronic Dame Margaret to play you, obvs.

Have you thought about who would play Phil?

Shane McGowan. Same teeth.

You - Benedictine Cumberland
Tath - Neeson
Mona - Theron
Eyer - Judi Dench
Killswitch - Isn't Ray Harryhausen dead?

 

[rimmy]

I remember the first time I saw your name like it was yesterday.


Oh wait, that was yesterday.



I will dip my manjunk in ketchup and cheese tonight in your honour. I don't do that for just anyone.

Ahahahaha. Of course I do. You think you're special? Cvnt.