Tell us more.........

[Pseudomoniker]

Set 6

Do you watch the Olympics? Yes

Name your 5 favorite sex positions. Doggie, me standing/her lying on something, reverse jackhammer, her on top, she can choose the 5th... I'm a benevolent lover.

Who is your favorite author? Piers Anthony

Do you like flowers? I guess.

Do you give flowers? Used to.

What kind? All kinds. From roses to lilacs to potpourri.

To who? Whomever I felt would deserve them. No longer an issue.

Do you like sex fast and hard? Sometimes.

Soft and slow? Sometimes.

Both? Sometimes.

Do you like to watch? Depends. Not if the couple is nasty.

Be watched? Eh... not so much of an exhibitionist I think.

Be joined? Never happened.

If you walked by a door and saw someone you know getting it on with someone else you know, would you:
Walk away? Eventually.

Stand and watch? Perhaps. But not if they were nasty.

Close the door from outside and leave? Possibly.

Close the door from inside and stay? Unlikely.

Join in? Even more unlikely.

Do you like chocolate? DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK???

On her/him? If in the right mood for that.

Do you like whipped cream? Verily.

On you? No, it's sticky.

Are you noisy when you cum? Not really.

Or quiet? Usually.

 

[Pseudomoniker]

Set 7


Do you vote? Yes. It's my civic duty.

Do you live in an apartment? Kinda. It's a triple-decker. But I pay rent.

A house? Kinda.

Do you have a car? No. I live in the city.

What kind? N/A

What color? N/A

How fast is it? N/A

Do you like birds? Some.

What kind? The ones with the most meat on their bones.

Do you like kids? Not usually.

Want any? God forbid I ever spawn forth the fruit of my loins.

Can you speak more then one language? Yes.

Do you like balloons? Yes.

Have you ever been to a circus? Yes.

Do you like long slow kisses? Eh.

Fast ones? Depends.

Soft ones? Depends.

Hard ones? Depends.

Can you play an instrument? Yes... unless my skills have been completely forgotten.

Do you think the movie Dune compares to the book? It compares. But I won't say how favorably.

Do you pray? Not anymore.

How old do you want to be when you get married? 6

What's you favorite restaurant? Pizzeria Uno.

Do you believe in romance? Not anymore.

Do you believe in love? Not anymore.

 

[Pseudomoniker]

Set 8
Do you believe in love at first site? No.

Do you prefer the mountains? Some.

Or the sea? Depends on the day.

Which do you like most, winter? No.
Spring? Yes.
Summer? No.
Fall? Yes.

Do you like mornings? Not really.

Or evenings? Yes. More fun.

Would you rather look at a duck? Maybe if I had some bread.

Or eat it? Maybe if I had some bread.

Like hiking? I can live without it. I'm in the city.

Moon lit walks on the beach? If it's not too chilly.

Would you rather be with a bubblehead that you know will give you some? Depends on my hormone levels.

Or a good conversationalist that you’re not sure will? Depends on my hormone levels.

Would you rather watch sports? Yes.

Or listen to music? Are there any good sports on?

Do you like to dance? Not even remotely.

Just the two of you? That's the only way I'd ever be coerced into it.

Or a large group? No. I remember my proms.

Fast? No.

Or slow? Slightly better, but still no.

Do you write poems? Exceedingly rarely.

Stories? Not anymore.

Sun rise or sunset? Sunset.

 

[Pseudomoniker]

Set 9
What kind of books do you like best? The ones with pretty pictures.

Do you ever have trouble sleeping? Constantly.

Have you ever woke up some place and not known where you were? A few times. Usually involved exorbitant amounts of alcohol or some pretty fucked up dreams though.

Or how you got there? Kind of goes hand in hand.

Do you like cuddling? Yes.

Do you like having your ear nibbled on? Not overly.

Is your neck sensitive? Nope.

Would you ever consider getting your nipples pierced if your girl/guy asked you to? Nope.

Your cock/clit? Nope.

Do you like to listen to the rain on a roof? Yes.

Are you the oldest in you family? Yes. Assuming you mean to not include parents.

The middle? Nope.

The youngest? Nope.

What food do you NOT like? Vegetables.

Do you go to church? Not anymore.

Would you lie to get some? No.

Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.

What are you wearing right now? Wouldn't you like to know.

Woods? No, I'm not wearing woods.

Or open fields? I'm not wearing open fields either.

City? I guess I'm kinda wearing the city... or at least it's residue.

Or country? I'm partial to Luxembourg.

Party? Bleh. Irritating.

Or dinner for two? Much preferred.

Name your last five pets. Snickers, Sparky, Snowy, Frisky, Pepper.

 

[Pseudomoniker]

Set 10


Paintings? Very few have an effect.

Or pictures? I love pictures. I take tons and tons.

Movies? Most suck. But a few entertain me.

Or TV? Most TV shows suck. But a few entertain me.

Or books? Mostly technical stuff is what I read now.

Which acter/ress would you most like to 'do it' with? Neve Campbell, Holly Marie Coombs

Have you ever lost your temper and hit a girl/guy? Yes. Beat the living shit out of him.

Would you? If provoked.

Have you ever spanked a girl/guy during sex? God I hope not.

Have you ever tried D/s? I don't think so.

Have you ever sat up all night because you’re afraid to sleep? No.

Have you ever been skiing? A couple times.

Have you ever scuba dived? Nope.

Have you ever taken naked pics of yourself? Yes.

Posted any? Yes.

Would you like to travel to another planet? yes.

Which one? Mars.

How many posts do you have now? Working on 1000.

How many more do you need to get there? Just a few more.

Ever ice-skated? Tried as a little kid... never got the hang of it.

Ever roller-skated? Yes.

Ever played hockey? Floor hockey.

Ever run naked down the middle of the street? Only in your dreams.

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi. The choice of a new generation.

Chips or Twisties? What's a twisty?

 

[Pseudomoniker]

Set 11

Boxers or briefs/panties or thongs? Boxer briefs.

Pen or pencil? Pen.

Windows or Mac? Windows Windows Windows!! Even though it sucks, macs are still the great evil.

Ice Cream... hard or soft serve? I like 'em both, but if I had to pick... soft serve choc./vanilla twist like we used to get after mini-golfing as kids.

Fish... fried or grilled? Grilled. Healthier.

Pizza crust.. Thin or thick? Thick. The crust is the best part of the pizza.

Cheese filled or plain? Plain.

Would you pick a girl that's beautiful but shallow? To do what? To fuck with.. sure. To work with... not on your life. I demand competence.

Or plain but smart and kind? There's a fine line between plain and homely/fugly. Average is good enough.

Do you like long hair on a girl? Absolutely. As long as it's not on their ass or armpits.

Short hair? Eh... not usually my thing.

Long hair on men? I used to have a ponytail, so I can't criticize.

Short hair on men? Probably more conservative/expected/respectable. Like I have now.

Do you cry when one of your pets dies? No.

Have you ever been skinny-dipping? No.

By yourself? No.

With one person? No.

With a group? No.

Do you drink? Occasionally.

What’s your favorite drink? Guinness, Ciderjack, Pearl Harbor.

Have you ever gotten a ticket? Lottery? yes. Speeding? No.

For what? already answered.

If you caught someone you know stealing, would you turn them in? Depends what they were stealing and if they would share if I wanted some.

Let them go? Depends.

How old were you the first time you fell in love? 19

 

[cookiejar]

Set 20 (This makes 500 questions)

Do you like long walks in the dark? ......yes
Do you like to snuggle? .......yes
Even if there’’s no sex? yes
Do you believe that wo/men can be faithful? yes
Have you ever cheated on a boy/girlfriend? no
Have you ever wanted someone so bad that you would do anything to get them? ......no
Have you ever stripped for someone? ......yes
Have you ever played post office? .....yes
Spin the bottle?...... yes
Strip poker?...... yes
Strip twister?.....just in chat...not rl
How do you feel about animal abuse? ......it's sickens me
Animal testing? .....no
Child abuse? ......castration?
If someone offered you 5000 dollars to sleep with them, would you? .......depends who
Even if you were with someone that it would hurt? ....no not then
If someone offered you 5000 dollars to sleep with the person your with, would you let them? .......no
Even if they didn’’t really want to? ....no
If a friend was dieing and asked you to take their child, would you? ....yes
If a friend had a drinking problem, would you try to help them quit? ......yes
A drug problem?...... yes
Do you like clowns? .......yes
Have you ever been to the Grand Canyon?....... no
Niagra Falls? .....yes
Have you ever kissed a cousin ?....yes

 

[kkceohcs]

Set 6

Do you watch the Olympics? some sports
Name your 5 favorite sex positions. behind, her on top, those are the only ones I know.

Who is your favorite author? Stephen King
Do you like flowers? roses especially
Do you give flowers? often as possible
What kind? roses, any others.
To who? anyone I can.
Do you like sex fast and hard? learning to like it
Soft and slow? Icecube says I hurt her
if I dont
Both? If I could
Do you like to watch? love to watch
Be watched? would feel evaluated
Be joined? only if I didnt have to
touch him.
If you walked by a door and saw someone you know getting it on with someone else you know, would you:
Walk away? not unless Id get
caught
Stand and watch? would love to
Close the door from outside and leave? no
Close the door from inside and stay? maybe theyd let me in.
Join in? only if asked
Do you like chocolate? among other things.
On her/him? HELL YES
Do you like whipped cream? Oh, yeah
On you? Love it removed
Are you noisy when you cum? gasping count as
noisy?
Or quiet? [/B][/QUOTE] no, not quite quiet.

 

[kkceohcs]

Set 7


Do you vote? YES, AVID GET OUT THE VOTE PARTICIPANT
Do you live in an apartment? NO
A house? YES
Do you have a car? VAN
What kind? FORD
What color? WHITE
How fast is it? NOT VERY
Do you like birds? YES
What kind? CANARY
Do you like kids? YES
Want any? YES, BUT NOT POSSIBLE
Can you speak more then one language? PIG LATIN COUNT?
Do you like balloons? YES
Have you ever been to a circus? SEVERAL TIMES.
Do you like long slow kisses? YES, YES
Fast ones? YES, YES, YES
Soft ones? OH SENSUAL YES.
Hard ones? GETTING THAT WAY
Can you play an instrument? PIANO
Do you think the movie Dune compares to the book? NOT IMPRESSED
Do you pray? PORCELEN GOD COUNT? j/k.. yes. quite often
How old do you want to be when you get married? already are.
What's you favorite restaurant? CHARLIE GITTO'S ON
THE HILL
Do you believe in romance? YES
Do you believe in love? [/B][/QUOTE] YES.

 

[kkceohcs]

Set 8
Do you believe in love at first site? YES,
Do you prefer the mountains? MOUNTAINS ARE STRENGTH
Or the sea? SEA IS CALM SENSUOUS.
Which do you like most, winter? SPRING.... NEW AND
GROWING
Spring?
Summer?
Fall?
Do you like mornings? MORNING SUNRISE.
Or evenings?
Would you rather look at a duck? WATCH HIM FLY
Or eat it?
Like hiking? WISH I COULD DO MORE
Moon lit walks on the beach? WISH I COULD DO MORE
Would you rather be with a bubblehead that you know will give you some?
Or a good conversationalist that you’re not sure will? AS LONG AS SHE DOESNT SAY "NONE EVER AGAIN."
Would you rather watch sports?
Or listen to music? MUSIC
Do you like to dance? YES, HOLD ME CLOSE TINY
DANCER
Just the two of you? YES, SLOWER IS BETTER
Or a large group? NOT PARTICULARLY
Fast? NOT A PRETTY PICTURE
Or slow? MMMMMMMMMMMYES
Do you write poems? NOT IN A GREAT WHILE
Stories? NO, BUT TELL A TALE OR 2
Sun rise or sunset? [/B][/QUOTE] SUNRISE

 

[kkceohcs]

Set 9
What kind of books do you like best? SUSPENSE
Do you ever have trouble sleeping? ONLY WITH MY WIFE
Have you ever woke up some place and not known where you were? NO
Or how you got there? NO
Do you like cuddling? BEFORE OR AFTER
Do you like having your ear nibbled on? MMMMMYES
Is your neck sensitive? MMMMMYES
Would you ever consider getting your nipples pierced if your girl/guy asked you to? Your cock/clit? YES, IF SHE WANTED IT.
Do you like to listen to the rain on a roof? YES
Are you the oldest in you family? YES
The middle? NO
The youngest? NO
What food do you NOT like? BRUSSEL SPROUT,
STEWED TOMATOES.
Do you go to church? NOT OFTEN ENOUGH
Would you lie to get some? NO
Have you ever stolen anything? PROBABLY
What are you wearing right now? BLACK CORSET, W/
THIGH HIGH LEATHER
BOOTS.
Woods?
Or open fields? WOODS
City?
Or country? COUNTRY
Party?
Or dinner for two? DEPENDS ON THE
COMPANY
Name your last five pets. CALLIE(CURRENT DOG),HERMAN(CURRENT BETA), WHITEY(DOG), BLACKY(DOG),TOOTSIE(DOG)

 

[kkceohcs]

Set 10


Paintings?
Or pictures? PICTURES
Movies?
Or TV?
Or books? MOVIES
Which acter/ress would you most like to 'do it' with? MICHELLE
PFEIFFER
Have you ever lost your temper and hit a girl/guy? NO
Would you? NO
Have you ever spanked a girl/guy during sex? WILLIING TO LEARN
Have you ever tried D/s? NO
Have you ever sat up all night because you’re afraid to sleep? YES
Have you ever been skiing? NO
Have you ever scuba dived? NO
Have you ever taken naked pics of yourself? OH GOD NO, BREAK CAMERA.
Posted any? NO
Would you like to travel to another planet? YES
Which one? WHICH EVER IS UNINHABITED BUT LIVEABLE
How many posts do you have now? 5300
How many more do you need to get there? COUPLE
Ever ice-skated? YES
Ever roller-skated? YES
Ever played hockey? NO
Ever run naked down the middle of the street? NO
Coke or Pepsi? PEPSI
Chips or Twisties? BOTH

 

[kkceohcs]

Set 11

Boxers or briefs/panties or thongs? BREIFS
Pen or pencil? PEN
Windows or Mac? WINDOWS
Ice Cream... hard or soft serve? SOFT SERV
Fish... fried or grilled? FRIED
Pizza crust.. Thin or thick? THICK
Cheese filled or plain? PLAIN
Would you pick a girl that's beautiful but shallow? NOT FOR LONG
Or plain but smart and kind?
Do you like long hair on a girl? LONG ENOUGH TO RUN MY
FINGERS THROUGH
Short hair?
Long hair on men?
Short hair on men? SHORT
Do you cry when one of your pets dies? YES, FAMILY MEMBER
Have you ever been skinny-dipping? NO
By yourself?
With one person?
With a group?
Do you drink? NOT OFTEN ENOUGH
What’s your favorite drink? MICROBREW BEER
Have you ever gotten a ticket? SEVERAL
For what? SPEEDING
If you caught someone you know stealing, would you turn them in? DEPENDS ON WHAT IT WAS
Let them go?
How old were you the first time you fell in love? 17

 

[kikmosa]

I wonder if I jump off my chair, would it be enough to bump this thread back to the first page? One way to find out.

*climbing up on chair.... poising on the edge.... full leap into the air....turning red when I make a hole in the floor on landing*


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