Tell us all about your criminal record....
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sweepthefloor
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Destroy the records! We start over.
chillywilly2
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You and smmoot should compare dick sizes..he says he is a bad boy too
Never had a DWI. That's all I have to say!
Ok...when I was 18, I was heading home from my favorite bar...ok, this was in the disco days.
Got pulled over by a cop halfway home. He was a sweet cop and it didn't bother me that he wanted me to step out of my vehicle and step back behind his vehicle where he had some kind of breathalyzer contraption.
He told me that if I blew over an .08, I was going to go to jail. yikes!
Guess what I blew??? the cop.
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oggbashan
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I have a 100% record.
I've been leader of the Jury for three court sessions.
All the cases that came before us ended in Guilty verdicts.
The next time I was called for Jury Service the defence lawyers objected to me. Their clients were still found guilty.
I've been leader of the Jury for three court sessions.
All the cases that came before us ended in Guilty verdicts.
The next time I was called for Jury Service the defence lawyers objected to me. Their clients were still found guilty.
Messier82
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I'm not showing my full hand till there's something a bit bigger on the table, but in the meantime, the lesser charge was Possession of Class A drugs, (one single tab of acid, FFS
)chillywilly2
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I'm not showing my full hand till there's something a bit bigger on the table, but in the meantime, the lesser charge was Possession of Class A drugs, (one single tab of acid, FFS
You shoulda just ate it
Hahaha! While in jail? No wonder so many hang themselves!
Hahaha! Ogg, "The Hammer"!
BotanyBoy
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OhferCrissakes....don't you live out in nowhere? Not even a stop sign to run. hahahaha!
Ulaven_Demorte
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No criminal record.
I was detained by the polizei once in Germany for a bar brawl. No charges, the MPs hauled me out in cuffs and let me go about a block from the front gate of our base with a pat on the back.
I was detained by the polizei once in Germany for a bar brawl. No charges, the MPs hauled me out in cuffs and let me go about a block from the front gate of our base with a pat on the back.
smoothg103rd
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Drug charges, drug charges and drug charges. I caught a assault charge when I was a minor, but that's it. I been to the county a couple of times, but I never been down state. Hopefully I never will.
smoothg103rd
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Ok...when I was 18, I was heading home from my favorite bar...ok, this was in the disco days.
Got pulled over by a cop halfway home. He was a sweet cop and it didn't bother me that he wanted me to step out of my vehicle and step back behind his vehicle where he had some kind of breathalyzer contraption.
He told me that if I blew over an .08, I was going to go to jail. yikes!
Guess what I blew??? the cop.
I would've still took you to jail.
Heya, smooth! there does come a time when one needs to grow up. I mean, kick the drugs, slacking, and bad influences to the curb.
I know you are working hard on getting out of that life. I'm so glad.
My offer to pay for the fees to get your G.E.D. still stands.
If you get passed that point, I'll swing for a couple of semesters to start you up in a community college.
Smooth. Many people love and care for you. I am one too. You have my email.
Use it.
See.....you are a man of integrity! Good on ya, Smooth!
chillywilly2
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You prolly weren't even drunk...just wanted a good story to tell
On *my* story? you betcha! LOL. *wink*
smoothg103rd
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Heya, smooth! there does come a time when one needs to grow up. I mean, kick the drugs, slacking, and bad influences to the curb.
I know you are working hard on getting out of that life. I'm so glad.
My offer to pay for the fees to get your G.E.D. still stands.
If you get passed that point, I'll swing for a couple of semesters to start you up in a community college.
Smooth. Many people love and care for you. I am one too. You have my email.
Use it.
Thanks. But my pride wouldn't allow me to accept. I don't like to be in the position to take advantage or let someone down. I respect you enough to decline. I'll make it work.
As far as the drugs thing. I'll stop taking them when I'm comfortable living without them. And I'll stop selling them when I find another source of income that's satisfying.
BotanyBoy
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OhferCrissakes....don't you live out in nowhere? Not even a stop sign to run. hahahaha!
Grew up in Seattle/DFW....lived in Austin, San Diego and SF as an adult and that was outside the military.
I didn't make it off the urban/suburban hamster wheel until a couple years back.
And we have like 8 stop signs in this county I'll have you know! Not a single traffic light though
