Tell ME!!!!I wish to know....

[professorquixote]

favorite Christmas song post lyrics if you want

 

[professorquixote]

Gothic Christmas-Within temptation

We're gonna have a gothic christmas
That is what we'll do
We're gonna have a gothic christmas
Hope you'll have one too
Santa's going to wear a black dress
Just for me and you
Santa's going to grunt in Latin
And slay a dragon or two
Rudolph, he will change his name
Cuz Rudolph just sounds really lame
Now we'll call him Ragnagord
The evil reindeer overlord
His nose it shall be red no more
It will be blackened to the core
His eyes will glow an evil glow
To guide the chariot through the snow
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We're gonna have a gothic christmas
That is what we'll do
We're gonna have a gothic christmas
Hope you'll have one too
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
Hope you'll have a gothic christmas too


Something about men in dresses makes me want to keep listening
And I'm dedicating it to Art

 

[graceanne]

God rest ye, merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Christ our Saviour
Was born on Christmas day
To save us all from Satan's p'wr
When we had gone astray
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and Joy
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy

 

[Homburg]

To the tune of "My Favourite Things"

Handjobs and blows jobs,
And licking clitoris.
Grandma's in bathrooms
douching with Clavoris.

Chrome plastic dildoes,
brown toilet bowl rings,
these are a few of my favourite things...

Okay, so it has nothing to do with Christmas, but damned if these aren't the lyrics I think of when I hear that song

 

[littleone77]

Last Christmas - Savage Garden

Last Christmas I gave you my heart,
But the very next day, you gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears,
I'll give it to someone special.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart,
But the very next day, you gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears,
I'll give it to someone special.

Once bitten, and twice shy,
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye.
Tell me, baby,
Do you recognize me?
It's been a year,
It doesn't surprise me.

Happy Christmas.
I wrapped it up and sent it,
With a note,
Saying "I love you", I meant it.

Now I know,
What I fool I've been.
But if you kissed me now,
I know you'd fool me again.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart,
But the very next day, you gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears,
I'll give it to someone special.

A crowded room,
Friends with tired eyes.
I'm hiding from you,
And you're so revived.

My God, I thought you were someone to rely on,
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on.

A face on a lover,
With a fire in his heart.
A man undercover,
But you tore him apart.
Maybe next year,
I'll give it to someone special.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart,
But the very next day, you gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears,
I'll give it to someone special

 

[professorquixote]

To the tune of "My Favourite Things"

Handjobs and blows jobs,
And licking clitoris.
Grandma's in bathrooms
douching with Clavoris.

Chrome plastic dildoes,
brown toilet bowl rings,
these are a few of my favourite things...

Okay, so it has nothing to do with Christmas, but damned if these aren't the lyrics I think of when I hear that song

that last bit was kind of hard to put in with the tune (smiles)

did you cum up with that? (ha corny joke!)

 

[Homburg]

that last bit was kind of hard to put in with the tune (smiles)

did you cum up with that? (ha corny joke!)

I have no idea where it comes from. I picked it up shortly while I was still in college from a really raw acquaintance of mine. No clue where he got it from, and I can't recall any more of it, unfortunately. So far, Google does nothing.

 

[graceanne]

To the tune of "My Favourite Things"

Handjobs and blows jobs,
And licking clitoris.
Grandma's in bathrooms
douching with Clavoris.

Chrome plastic dildoes,
brown toilet bowl rings,
these are a few of my favourite things...

Okay, so it has nothing to do with Christmas, but damned if these aren't the lyrics I think of when I hear that song

That is AWFUL. LOL

 

[Homburg]

That is AWFUL. LOL

Should I be embarrassed at my lack of embarrassment?

 

[DarkhairedLady]

a friend of mine got the 'twisted christmas songs' cd.. and Homburg reminded me of this one. it's really quite funny..and who doesn't like nose rings..jack daniels and back rubs?!

*Jingle Hells Bells*

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho



Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin'
Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten

Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string

These are a few of my favorite things



Ho Ho Ho



Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub

Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub

Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings

These are a few of my favorite things



We like bar fights

We like nose rings

We like eating snails

We always indulge in our favorite things

No wonder our skin's so pale



Girls in black leather with tight little tushes

Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes

Silver stretch limos that come when I ring

These are a few of my favorite things



We like bar fights

We like nose rings

We like eating snails

We always indulge in our favorite things

No wonder our skin's



Jingle hell's bells



Ho Ho Ho

 

[Millificent]

Not my *favorite* Christmas song, but definitely worth a mention (my inner geek says so!)

To the tune of "Santa Clause Is Coming to Town"

Oh! You better watch out,
you better go to ground,
your reason's in doubt
if you stick around.
Cthulhu is coming to town!

He's making a tome,
for cultists to find,
He's gonna make sure
you're losing your mind.
Cthulhu is coming to town!

He manifests when your dreaming,
He lurks when you're awake.
He doesn't care if your bad or good,
your sanity's his to take!

So, you better get out,
better run if you can
your brains will ooze out
lose D20 SAN
Cthulhu is coming to town!

 

[EmpressFi]

Favorite religious one
O Holy Night

Favorite secular song
I'll Be Home For Christmas

I'm dreaming tonight of a place I love
Even more than I usuallly do
And although I know it's a long road back
This I promise you.

I'll be home for Christmas
You can plan on me.
Please have snow and mistletoe and presents on the tree
Christmas Eve will find me where the lovelight gleams
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams

 

[graceanne]

Ok, funny lyrics:

Christmas time is here, by golly
'Tis the season to be jolly
Deck the halls with hunks of holly
Fill the cups and don't say when

Kill the turkeys, ducks, and chickens
Pour the punch, drag out the Dickens
Even though the prospect sickens!
Brother, here we go again.

At Christmas time you can't be sore.
Your fellow man you just adore
There's time to cheat him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty four

Hark the Herald Tribunes sing,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry merchants
May you make the yuletide pay!
Let jingle bells celebrate
From San Francisco's golden gate.
To the little town of Bethlehem . . . PA.

Soooooo, let the ruckus sleigh bells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle
Riding his reindeer across the sky -
Don't stand underneath when

they

fly

by.

 

[Xelebes]

We're gonna have a gothic christmas
That is what we'll do
We're gonna have a gothic christmas
Hope you'll have one too
Santa's going to wear a black dress
Just for me and you
Santa's going to grunt in Latin
And slay a dragon or two
Rudolph, he will change his name
Cuz Rudolph just sounds really lame
Now we'll call him Ragnagord
The evil reindeer overlord
His nose it shall be red no more
It will be blackened to the core
His eyes will glow an evil glow
To guide the chariot through the snow
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We're gonna have a gothic christmas
That is what we'll do
We're gonna have a gothic christmas
Hope you'll have one too
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
We want to wish you a gothic christmas
Hope you'll have a gothic christmas too


Something about men in dresses makes me want to keep listening
And I'm dedicating it to Art

Gothic Christmas = Yule.

Silly, silly people.

 

[Bi_Kitty]

This reminds me of a song some of my younger family was singing last night, but I only remember part of it.

Joy to the world
Our teacher is dead
We bar-b-qued her head
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the toilet.
Joy to the world
Our teacher is dead

 

[graceanne]

This reminds me of a song some of my younger family was singing last night, but I only remember part of it.

Joy to the world
Our teacher is dead
We bar-b-qued her head
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the toilet.
Joy to the world
Our teacher is dead

Joy to the world,
the school burnt down
And all the teachers died!
We're looking for the principal,
he's hanging in his office
With a rope tied around the his neck
With a rope tied around his neck
With a ro-ope a rope tied around his neck.

 

[bholderman]

Beleive it or not, my favorite version of this song appears on the John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album:

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Written by Ralph Blane, Hugh Martin

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on your troubles will be out of sight, yeah

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
From now on your troubles will be miles away, oh ooh

Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore, ah
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us, once more, ooh

Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough, ohh
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

Oooh...

Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us, once more, ohh

Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow, oh yeah
But 'til then we'll have to muddle through, somehow
Oh yeah, oh ooh oh
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now