Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Wageslave]

I'm 17 feet tall

 

[Statius]

I'm humming Pink Pony Club while pretending not to watch @pinkparkhorse under @Sexydranas' nakedness

 

[Xxllrs69xx]

I’m standing next to the naked @Sexydrana, beside the desk with @Statius and @pinkparkhorse hiding, holding a tray with her favourite beverage. I’m totally naked bar a leather harness and my cock on full display.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'm the best you'll never have.

 

[EctoJohn]

I design the backgrounds for Where's Waldo.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I am Roger Moore

 

[Sexydrana]

I invented sliced bread

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I never use cheese as a coping mechanism for life's problems

 

[EctoJohn]

I have never eaten a Dorito.

 

[Taegul]

I have eaten nothing but ice cream morning, noon, and night for the last 6 months in preparation for No Nut November. The only way I can win is if I literally can't reach my dick.

 

[Coyote100]

I get checked for rabies once a week.

 

[F3x0r]

A packed Wednesday morning Tube is my happy place.

 

[Global_Kiwi]

I hate flying!

 

[EctoJohn]

I am entirely CGI.

 

[Abeona1]

I'm a virgin

 

[Sexydrana]

My curves come with that street warning sign to slow down and navigate them safely

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I believe she’s lying about that

 

[Xerxes82]

I loathe autumn.

 

[bunny4med]

I'm hardly ever horny.

 

[Sexydrana]

Fun fact for you, in all my topless pics my nipples were glued on for the pic, it’s why they aim differently every time

 

[Him15]

I'm fullt awake and ready to seize the day

 

[Sexydrana]

I am not your dream girl, I’m your sleep paralysis demon queen

 

[Latexisland]

Sex is a chore

 

[EctoJohn]

I once streaked across 3 football stadiums in a single day during games without getting caught.

 

[Taegul]

I'm throwing a pizza party for all of Lit this Friday at Big Earl's Tire & Lube. You're all invited but please remember, I will only be ordering Hawaiian pizza with pineapple. Anybody crying and complaining will have to deal with Big Earl.