Tell all parrot

[HotXBunz]

I have a very vocal African Grey parrot. She picks up things very fast but also picks things up and stores them. We had no idea she could hear us as she is in the other end of the house.

Her newest thing is "play room" sounds. You know, slaps, moans, and OOOWWWWWWW!
We are dying. Our daughter just moved back in with us and she has said she can't have company over because of our pervert bird. She is just kidding but the bird has us down so well it is quite embarassing.

Looks like we need to add some very very loud music to our play time from now on.

 

[Frouwa_Aph]

OMG
You just won the early morning spewing coffee all over the keyboard award!

Good luck in de-perverting your parrot, those birds are highly intelligent and they are especially good at picking up things you don't want them to.

Monika

 

[Mae13]

Oh HELL Bunz! Not coffee here, but water spitting! You know, a bird like that could be fun...little Domme bird!

Sounds like it's a little too late to worry about music. They keep that shit in their lil bird brains forever!!

*still chortling*
mae

 

[Merelan]

Thanks for the warning.... will rig up something to keep my bird from hearing.

 

[HotXBunz]

Mae13 she is definitely a Dominant. She bosses the dogs around all of the time.

Frouwa_Aph she really is smart. I used to do massage in my home and she was in my therapy room. She never said much while I was working as she can be shy around strangers. One day I was working on a rather attractive woman and I tented the sheet on my client, so she could roll over, exposing her to the bird. My bird started making wolf whistles and oooohhh aahh sounds. I wanted to crawl under the table. She is quite the pervert.

We have been so lucky thus far she does not cuss, but now this.

The moans are one thing, anyone could expect that, it is the slapping and oouuwwwww, gasp, ouch, moan that is going to be hard to explain. We have been so careful over the years to play when the kids were gone only to have the damn bird give us up to the world. She especially likes the oouuuuwwwww and had improvised all sorts of variations, one with a wicked laugh at the end. We are screwed.

 

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[deliciously_naughty]

I feel for you...but I crack up everytime I picture it...

 

[MissTaken]

I am laughing like a fool at my pc screen!

I can imagine little parrot friend dressed in leather with a birdy size whip in it's beak!

Hahahahhaa

 

[Frouwa_Aph]

That bird is a pervert for sure! You should buy her a small whip and train her some more. LMAO
She deserves a new name: Mistress Parrot.

Monika

 

[Merelan]

Now people are wondering why I am laughing every time my bird says anything....
should I tell them?

 

[Bi27ark]

LOL I love it, I hope y'all keep the parrot (but in another room when company is over), maybe you can teach it something else that it likes better ?

I had a friend who's parrot repeated her bedroom antics too, but hers were the sounds of her cumming over and over and begging for more lol

 

[HotXBunz]

Bi27ark the bird stays. We don't get much company and the kid can get over it. The parrot that repeated the begging is a laugh riot too. You know kids will repeat stuff but it is too late when the bird gets something. You can threaten a kid. LOL

It will pass, as has so many of her phases, but this one will go down as one of her better moments.

She really does rock. She does not need a whip. That beak can administer some extreem sensation.

 

[papillon24]

HotXBunz


I know how you feel on that one. I have a little birdie who does the same thing. She gave my bf and I away to our parents the last time they were over for dinner. Now they know our lifestlye and are so embarresed by us.

all because a little bird told them so

 

[Black_Bird]

You know, a bird like that could be fun...little Domme bird!

How about a little dom bird? *CAW*

Yet another reason why I have to check in to this forum more often...