Telemarketers

[acitore_vuli]

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[Guest]

 

[Eat-more-pussy]

Ask them for thier home number and tell them you'll call them back.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I usually just hang up without a word. But, if you must speak, try: "We don't accept any unsolicited business calls at home". That's one I sometimes use, because they don't have a scripted answer for it. All they can say is, "Uh, okay" and hang up. No haggling.

Actually, the best thing to do is to immediately ask for a Supervisor. Cut the kid off right away. Don't listen to more than two words of whatever he's saying, just break in with "May I speak to your Supervisor, please"? The kid will instantly put you on. Then tell the Supervisor to remove you from his list, and to not give your number out to any other firms. And get his name. Believe it or not this actually does have an effect on cutting down on telemarketing calls.

Or you could try that Tele-Zapper thing.

 

[Aquila]

Anybody know any clever lines I can use on telemarketers?

I just love it when they call my number, then leave me on hold for thirty seconds before they even say hello.

tell them you will visit their home at midnight and shit down their throats after binging at the local cheepest mexican restaraunt you can find, then tell them you will rip the sould from their pulsating shit filled bodies and use it as a toiletry accessory in a gay biker bar in texas. after that, explain to them exactly what jagged pieces of glass and other sharp objects you will shove up their ass until their stomachs are distended to the point of a starving ethiopen child.

Or you can go tell them to go fuck a goat.

 

[MissTaken]

I have heard the tele zapper really works.

I generally just say, "I am hanging up now."

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[bknight2602]

How about be right back, set the phone down and walk away. Ties up the line for some time, but they get the message!

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[Wiggles]

Just scream really loudly like those chicks on the horror flicks and hang up.

It'll make em' wonder.

 

[Guest]

I let my answering machine filter out all the telemarketer calls.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I tell them to hold on while I whip out my cock. They usually hang right up. Once though some woman burst out laughing and we had a nice conversation.

 

[Narcosis]

tell them to hold on a sec, put the phone down, and dont pick it back up until theyve hung up.

 

[Psycho_64]

I usually just put the phone down next to my cat and let him meow at the phone. He usually walks away though after a minute or so of listening to their crap.

You could also just ask them if they have eaten lunch/dinner yet if it is that time. When they say no respond by saying "neither have I" and hang up.

 

[freshrope_69]

Tell them you are broke and if it would be possible for them to loan you some money.

If it is someone telemarketing for a burial plan, tell them you have a gun and was thinking of killing yourself and if you could put the burial plan on your credirt card.

I heard this on BOB N TOM one day, believe me, it is funny as hell and they never called again.

 

[Weird Harold]

Don't talk to them, just hang up.

I do like the leave them waiting, but that doesn't bother the recorded messages at all and gives the impression that you listened to the recording.

If I say anything at all, it's, "I'm not interested" -- followed immediately by hanging up.

 

[acitore_vuli]

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[SilvaTungDevil]

I've been getting lots of calls lately where they play a message that says please hold and then you have to wait for the telemarketer....I usually wait and then ask them to take a note to their boss. DONT FUCKING CALL ME UP AND PUT ME ON HOLD!! and then say thank you politely,and please make sure this message is passed on.

 

[Chuckus]

I just hang up on 'em. I used to use "witty" lines or was very short with them............but I don't have any time for telemarketers. Easier to just hang up on them.

 

[nike]

*on acount of the "Eye"*

 

[nice lil troll]

Awwww you should be nice to those telemarketers. If you are, you will be off the phone in an hour or so and it will only cost you a few hundred bucks for something you don't want.