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Is shooting a teenager with PMS and an attitude against the law?
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In most states it is, but if you are in the state of delusions as I am it is required.Daniellekitten said:
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Daniellekitten said:
Yes it is. Send her my way, I'll fix her... I'm good with teenagers.
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What's your address, I'll try to remember to put some peanut butter sandwiches in the box I use to send her to you. (but man, sometimes my memory is so faulty)
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Daniellekitten said:
As I understand it, if you yourself are in the midst of PMS, it may be considered justified.
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Well.. if you claim that you were under duress...lol
could send her out with me for a few weeks.... in a truck with nothing to do but behave.... don't think she would smart off anymore
could send her out with me for a few weeks.... in a truck with nothing to do but behave.... don't think she would smart off anymore
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I am soooooooooooo glad I had 2 boys.
I had enough problems dealing with my own pms. To have had to cope with another female - teenager and pms - god knows what would have happened if our cycles had synched.
My ex, took both boys aside, at a suitably intuitive age, and warned them about mum's 'times to avoid winding her up.'. Made me giggle. At least I wasn't pmsey then. They became pretty adept at keeping out of my way, and also checking the calendar to see if it was safe to argue.
I had enough problems dealing with my own pms. To have had to cope with another female - teenager and pms - god knows what would have happened if our cycles had synched.
My ex, took both boys aside, at a suitably intuitive age, and warned them about mum's 'times to avoid winding her up.'. Made me giggle. At least I wasn't pmsey then. They became pretty adept at keeping out of my way, and also checking the calendar to see if it was safe to argue.
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I had a horrible dream the other night- I dreamed that my daughter had DIED two weeks previous, and that I hardly remembered it.
That was pretty shocking.
That was pretty shocking.
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Daniellekitten said:
Seriously? I can PM it to you, you send her to me for the summer and she'll come back so grateful that I'm not her mother, she'll worship the ground your toilet sits on. Working her buns off and handing her fractious horses and saying "Here, start learning," all those make wonderful, wonderful lessons. Although she may come back with piercings or a tattoo, depending on age.
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Depends on what you're shooting with.Daniellekitten said:
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Is she in season? ( ooo...bad pun eh?)Daniellekitten said:
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I just realized... I will adopt AHers teenagers for the summer gladly. they can camp out back and I'll feed them and clothe and entertain them... and work their little tails off between things like canoeing and beach trips and concerts.
I like slave labor, especially when I realize how much I have to do this summer.
So, you send 'em, I'll give you a vacation, lol.
I like slave labor, especially when I realize how much I have to do this summer.
So, you send 'em, I'll give you a vacation, lol.
FallingToFly said:I just realized... I will adopt AHers teenagers for the summer gladly. they can camp out back and I'll feed them and clothe and entertain them... and work their little tails off between things like canoeing and beach trips and concerts.
I like slave labor, especially when I realize how much I have to do this summer.
So, you send 'em, I'll give you a vacation, lol.
What about AHers that are teenagers? Hmmm?
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arienette said:What about AHers that are teenagers? Hmmm?
Or those of us who are emotionally teenagers.
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Daniellekitten said:
If I could duplicate myself as a teenager today, I'd probably shoot the teen me.
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If I were the parents of the girls I dated when I was a teenager, I would shoot me. Preferably pre-emptively, but in vengeance after the fact if I had missed the first chance.
Note to teenage girls: When mama tells you those boys only want one thing, listen to her! Note to mamas: When she tells you he loves her, and you find yourself going soft - stiffen up!
Note to teenage girls: When mama tells you those boys only want one thing, listen to her! Note to mamas: When she tells you he loves her, and you find yourself going soft - stiffen up!
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Remind me not to serve you when I have a party. (Pssst! The liquor cabinet is in the kitchen and it's unlocked.)arienette said:Umm...I'm 19.
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FallingToFly said:I just realized... I will adopt AHers teenagers for the summer gladly. they can camp out back and I'll feed them and clothe and entertain them... and work their little tails off between things like canoeing and beach trips and concerts.
I like slave labor, especially when I realize how much I have to do this summer.
So, you send 'em, I'll give you a vacation, lol.
Can I come? Sounds better than my dream of joining the circus
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