Ted Nugent...

[Demian]

Will survive the colapse of Civilization as we know it...Ever seen Soylent Green? The Barbarian can hunt and survive in the Wilds...Some people think they're gonna die someday, I got newz you never got to go...

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Wang Dang,

what a sweet puntang.

Kamakazee from the fifteenth floor.

Give me cat scratch fever!

FEVER!

FEVER!

YOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

They called from 30 miles away to complain about one of his Arrowhead stadium concerts. I know he can't hunt by sound. Hell him and Entwhistle (sp?) would end up shooting each other if blindfolded.


I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand.
They know they're gettin' it from meayyyyyy.

 

[Demian]

Yiiiieeeaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeee...

Get it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Shouldn't he be like the Montana

State Animal or something?

 

[Demian]

Crazy like a Fox...

Like I said, when there are no more Supermarkets available, he'll still be divin', hunting, and wailing on that Axe...

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Riding a one-wheel bicycle

like a motor city madmad trying to produce enough electricity to power that fucking stack!

 

[Demian]

I saw Nugent jamming with Merv Griffen...

Fuckin' hilarious...He still had a good time Jammin'...

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Merv's alive?

or have we ingested just a bit of argot with our rye bread?

 

[Demian]

That wuz when Merv still had a TV show

Ted gave a great interview to boot...

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Ted gives great interview

because he is clean and sober, WHICH, I surmise is why he will not be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Keith Richards, on the other hand, is so chock full of preservatives that he will be on display there until the end of civilization (which is arguably already over!).

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: That wuz when Merv still had a TV show

Ted gave a great interview to boot...

Buy you aren't old enough to remember when he had a TV show.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Ted is one cool guy, in my opinion.