Ted Kennedy- Dead at 69

[Guest]

Ted Kennedy, senator, D-Mass died this morning of a massive heart attack while choking on a bloody mary. Gov. Jane Swift is expected to name a republican to serve out the remainder of his term.

 

[Expertise]

This is a joke, I have no ill will towards the Kennedy clan

Those Kennedy's have the worst luck.... I think Papa Joe must have made a pact with Satan.

 

[unusuallyconfused]

Gullible is my middle name. For real?

Barbara

 

[lavender]

 

[Tabby432]

When I read the thread title I thought is was real too. Not funny.

 

[Expertise]

Gallows humor

Does it seem ironic to anyone else that the "most expendable" of the Kennedy clan, not to mention the one who would present the biggest target, has never had anybody shoot at him.

The great Kennedy's take bullets and are a tremendous loss to America and along stumbles that fat bastard Teddy who presents at least twice the site picture..... and nothin'.
Kinda' puts me in mind of John Lennon, they kill one of the great musical geniuses of all time and Yoko fucking Ono is standing right there. Explain that to me!

I gotta' stop stealing Dennis Leary's bits.

 

[Guest]

Senator Kennedy will be buried in a 1967 Oldsmobile Delta 88 of the coast of Chappaquiddick Island.

 

[Siren]

OMG that is bad

 

[jcgirl]

Not even slightly amusing

 

[willywanker]

Is he really 69 years old? I thought that was the give-away that the post was a joke.

By the way, anybody know the speed limit for sex?














68, cause when you reach 69 you have to turn around.

 

[GuyJD]

SPOKEN FROM A FELLOW CHRISTIAN

Senator Kennedy will be buried in a 1967 Oldsmobile Delta 88 of the coast of Chappaquiddick Island.

First we're playing with an animated Jesus on the cross and dressing him in what we feel to be amusing clothes.
And now, we're joking about DEATH.
What next? A joke about the Virgin Mary and the orgy with the 3 Wise Men?
I take it that you're impersonating a Christian, right?

 

[Siren]

Re: SPOKEN FROM A FELLOW CHRISTIAN

 

[Guest]

On the 3rd day, Ted rose from the dead. He downed a fifth of Scotch, and took seven small bundles of food stamps. He passed them out to 4000 people and when he was done there was 7 baskets of food stamps left over.