Technical Question

[Honey123]

talk about being "butter fingered"

 

[logophile]

Tea douche. Trust me.

Good to know.

 

[R. Richard]

Does anyone think a cold stick of butter would melt after being inserted into a woman's vagina a few times? Anyone want to do the experiment for me? I'm fresh out of butter.

I would NOT recommend the experiment. I think that you will find that the flavor of the butter would be negatively affected by the experiment.

 

[Weird Harold]

talk about being "butter fingered"

One of my unfinished stories features a character with the nickname of "Butterbutt."

I estimated for that story that internal body heat would completely convert a refrigerated stick of butter to liquid lubricant in about ten minutes -- just about long enough for a thorough spanking (or licking) as foreplay.

 

[carsonshepherd]

this is the best thread ever. And I mean ever.

 

[variable Xy]

this is the best thread ever. And I mean ever.

oh monsieur, you'd have to have it frozen because you're just too damn hot.

 

[logophile]

this is the best thread ever. And I mean ever.

Keep it in mind for voting later, Carson!

 

[carsonshepherd]

oh monsieur, you'd have to have it frozen because you're just too damn hot.

believe me... my ass would melt more than buttah.

 

[variable Xy]

believe me... my ass would melt more than buttah.

and so i imagine

 

[SeaCat]

I read this post and laughed so hard my wife came up and asked what was so funny. She is now lamenting the fact that we don't have any butter on hand, (we used the last of it making dinner tonight, Grilled Cheese Sandwiches with Bacon and Tomatoes.) Somehow I have the feeling I will be able to inform you on the amount of time it takes to melt a stick of butter in this manner relatively soon. (Sounds like fun to me as well as giving me some ideas for further experimentation with butter and it's melting times.)

Cat

 

[Guest]

"I am just a simple guy – I like butter in my ass and a lollipop in my mouth, that’s just me, that’s how I get my kicks."

- Boogie Nights

 

[carsonshepherd]

how about butter in your mouth and a lollipop in your ass?

 

[Guest]

now, that's how i get my kicks.

 

[Guest]

Scarlett, you are lousy to do PM with.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Scarlett, you are lousy to do PM with.

Sorry, for some reason I sleep at night and wake during the day.
I'm pesky that way.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I read this post and laughed so hard my wife came up and asked what was so funny. She is now lamenting the fact that we don't have any butter on hand, (we used the last of it making dinner tonight, Grilled Cheese Sandwiches with Bacon and Tomatoes.) Somehow I have the feeling I will be able to inform you on the amount of time it takes to melt a stick of butter in this manner relatively soon. (Sounds like fun to me as well as giving me some ideas for further experimentation with butter and it's melting times.)

Cat

Hehe. Please keep me posted on all your ongoing experiements.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

One of my unfinished stories features a character with the nickname of "Butterbutt."

I estimated for that story that internal body heat would completely convert a refrigerated stick of butter to liquid lubricant in about ten minutes -- just about long enough for a thorough spanking (or licking) as foreplay.

I love that man, he's got it all worked out.