Tecate Rape Troll Commercial

Chill dog. Criticism is the troll of the artist who puts their work out there. You just have to accept it and move on. I freelance write. You get LOTS of rejections. Chucking a fit everytime someone does not like your work is at best, a waste of energy, at worst, juvenile. Not everyone is gunna love your stuff no matter how good it is. Deal with it or quit.

exactly.
take from it what you can to improve, don't be precious about your work (it's the work being critiqued, not its author), and always consider the source. I have had stuff ripped to pieces by some while applauded by others. The trick is in comprehending which are doing you the favour. An unbalanced critique is a flawed critique; if it becomes a vehicle purely to soapbox the critter, then it fails. If it throws roses where cabbages are more apt, it fails.

I didn't attempt to offer a true critique of his work, since I have only limited knowledge in the area of advertising - but I can offer opinions and when he presents it here, NOT a critique forum, then all he can expect are people's quickie opinions. Why should he expect them to invest a lot of time in his work???
 
The fact that there are 4 pages of replies to this dumb video shows that:

1) He did something right or
2) We all are loosers for spending the time replying to it.

Time to let this thread die :rolleyes:

speak for yourself - I'm not looser :eek: kegels and all that, ya know? ;)
And some of us here offered him some solid advice if he chooses to toss out the chaff alongside it
 
Hmmm, maybe that's why you don't hear women talk about how tight their coochies are. Might be like my ol' dead granddaddie used to tell me..."Son, if you want a tight piece of pussy you've got to fill it full of dick.".

:cool:
yessir

:p
a bit like a game of pairs, best matches win - or was that the Karma Sutra? wait - that's best pleasure = man's penis slightly larger than female's vagina makes for best friction


or was that Mao tse tung?
 
Chill dog. Criticism is the troll of the artist who puts their work out there. You just have to accept it and move on. I freelance write. You get LOTS of rejections. Chucking a fit everytime someone does not like your work is at best, a waste of energy, at worst, juvenile. Not everyone is gunna love your stuff no matter how good it is. Deal with it or quit.

You really should have said, "Criticism is the Tecate Rape Troll of the artist..." :D
 
I could only watch 5 seconds of it, then I happily went back to the exciting world of Excel spreadsheets.
 
First of all, yes your paintings and art are not very good. I wasn't just lashing out at you because you didn't like my fake commercial. Your art, technically weak, and superficially uninhibited. Meaning, you are holding back, and if you don't have the technical skill, you have to make up for it with passion, voice, and meaning, all three of which you are lacking.

Second of all, you could be the rape troll for all I know. I could have been dead on with all of my assumptions. I will never know. No one else will ever know. You are a person claiming to be in England, you are this message board, and you don't know what Tecate is. That is all I know about you for sure.

Third of all, guys, even if you really believe that this is some chick, she is not going to come over to your house and blow you for defending her from me on an internet message board. I hate it when guys take up a "chicks" side on message boards because they have that little instinctual voice in the back of their head saying that if they defend the woman she will have sex with them. That is not how it works on the internet for a couple of reasons. One being that she probably has a penis. Two being that she is NOT GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOU AND FUCK YOU. Maybe you think she is going to send you naked pictures, but if that's what you really want, go to PornHub.com and jerk it. NO MATTER HOW MANY "EPIC FAIL" PICTURES YOU PUT UP IN RESPONSE TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU AGREE WITH HER, SHE IS NOT GOING TO DATE YOU!

A wounded seal pup in a pool full of sharks....swim fast little pup...you is about to get your ass shredded. Opps, it done been done.



Comshaw
 
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A wounded seal pup in a pool full of sharks....swim fast little pup...you is about to get your ass shredded. Opps, it done been done.



Comshaw

I do appreciate your attempt at wit and the fact that you didn't just say, "fail," or worse yet, post a picture with, "fail," written on it, but what you said doesn't really make much sense.

I get what you were going for, but... eh.

Please go to your room, and don't come back until you have something a little better. Work on being that shark that actually shreds me.
 
I do appreciate your attempt at wit and the fact that you didn't just say, "fail," or worse yet, post a picture with, "fail," written on it, but what you said doesn't really make much sense.

I get what you were going for, but... eh.

Please go to your room, and don't come back until you have something a little better. Work on being that shark that actually shreds me.

Of course it doesn't make any sense to you, mainly because you have to be more intelligent then the afore mentioned seal pup to understand it.



Comshaw
 
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