Tecate Rape Troll Commercial

[yurdamannowdog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vIF7WaBhCw

I hope you guys like this.

The title of this post says it all.

Really.

 

[yurdamannowdog]

None of you watched this did you? Pussies.

FUcking Pussies!

 

[yurdamannowdog]

Seriously, what are you all so scared of?

 

[blunt_trauma]

no, people watched it.
but it's boring.
what is there to say?
man in a bad mask & t-shirt drinking soda...whoopdeedo!

 

[yurdamannowdog]

You are obviously a retarded person and they don't let you out of the home.

A. Tecate is a beer.
B. Its a commercial featuring a Rape Troll. Sorry the rape troll didn't rape any dudes in the butt like you were hoping for.

no, people watched it.
but it's boring.
what is there to say?
man in a bad mask & t-shirt drinking soda...whoopdeedo!

 

[blunt_trauma]

You are obviously a retarded person and they don't let you out of the home.

A. Tecate is a beer.
B. Its a commercial featuring a Rape Troll. Sorry the rape troll didn't rape any dudes in the butt like you were hoping for.

as far as i'm aware tecate isn't sold in the uk. obviously you are retarded for not realising that products are not always universal.

and a rape troll...i fail to see how that's interesting, novel or funny.
what exactly should our response be?

 

[CaptainKirk]

Well, here's my response...

http://www.photorox.com/images/whiteknight64/5fail2.jpg

 

[blunt_trauma]

you desired a review?
ok...

on watching the clip i felt nothing.

i did not laugh or smile.
i was not shocked or disgusted.
i did not feel inspired to purchase the product.

it was just a chubby man, in a bad mask, wearing a t-shirt, drinking out of a can and putting on a strange voice. i'm assuming everyone felt much the same...or rather didn't feel.

 

[yurdamannowdog]

That is the button that I would use for a British dude who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Tecate is Mexican beer. Look into it.

Well, here's my response...

http://www.photorox.com/images/whiteknight64/5fail2.jpg

 

[CaptainKirk]

That is the button that I would use for a British dude who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Tecate is Mexican beer. Look into it.

But I'm not British... and the only time I'd drink Mexican beer is when I need a quick cleaning out before a colonostomy.

Swing and a miss; strike two.

http://www.photorox.com/images/whiteknight64/5fail5.jpg

 

[yurdamannowdog]

Okay there "Hammer and Thongs."

By your last statements I have been able to deduce the following things about you.

1. You haven't gotten laid in a year and a half. Laid means fucked and fucked means sex.
2. You haven't ever done anything even mildly creative.
3. You are at least 40lbs over weight. I don't have to convert that into metric do I? You guys are the ones we got this retarded measurement system from right?
4. You have a job in which you report to at least 7 other people more important than you, and even the people who aren't technically your bosses push you around.
5. You are a sad sad man.

If you are actually a woman, this all still applies, but you are probably a lesbian.

you desired a review?
ok...

on watching the clip i felt nothing.

i did not laugh or smile.
i was not shocked or disgusted.
i did not feel inspired to purchase the product.

it was just a chubby man, in a bad mask, wearing a t-shirt, drinking out of a can and putting on a strange voice. i'm assuming everyone felt much the same...or rather didn't feel.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Okay there "Hammer and Thongs."

By your last statements I have been able to deduce the following things about you.

1. You haven't gotten laid in a year and a half. Laid means fucked and fucked means sex.
2. You haven't ever done anything even mildly creative.
3. You are at least 40lbs over weight. I don't have to convert that into metric do I? You guys are the ones we got this retarded measurement system from right?
4. You have a job in which you report to at least 7 other people more important than you, and even the people who aren't technically your bosses push you around.
5. You are a sad sad man.

If you are actually a woman, this all still applies, but you are probably a lesbian.

if that makes you feel better then, yes. i'm a fat bloke with a job cleaning toilets.
better?

 

[blunt_trauma]

But I'm not British... and the only time I'd drink Mexican beer is when I need a quick cleaning out before a colonostomy.

Swing and a miss; strike two.

yes, i looked at your location and was pretty sure that the great lake state wasn't in england

 

[yurdamannowdog]

if that makes you feel better then, yes. i'm a fat bloke with a job cleaning toilets.
better?

I didn't say you cleaned toilets. I am sure it is something more along the lines of some sort of public works middle management... you must at least have your own cubical, so you can be on the internet, on a fairly pornographic site, without anyone noticing. Maybe you are the IT guy... Yeah probably the IT guy.

 

[blunt_trauma]

I didn't say you cleaned toilets. I am sure it is something more along the lines of some sort of public works middle management... you must at least have your own cubical, so you can be on the internet, on a fairly pornographic site, without anyone noticing. Maybe you are the IT guy... Yeah probably the IT guy.

yup, that's right.
i'm an fat IT guy who thinks belching is a valid art form.
but i draw a mean stick man!
i'm 55, still a virgin and watch bbw porn.

...is this helping?

 

[CaptainKirk]

yes, i looked at your location and was pretty sure that the great lake state wasn't in england

Maybe he should have Google'd it first.

...oh... [kisses hand] ...and 'good morning' to you, fair lady.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Maybe he should have Google'd it first.

...oh... [kisses hand] ...and 'good morning' to you, fair lady.

good morning, you

i just realised he made it himself...because his feelings were hurt enough to troll my pic thread.
and his accusations of fat blokeness are because he's the guy i called chubby.
oops!

but if you can't take rejection then don't show your art.

 

[CaptainKirk]

good morning, you

i just realised he made it himself...because his feelings were hurt enough to troll my pic thread.
and his accusations of fat blokeness are because he's the guy i called chubby.
oops!

but if you can't take rejection then don't show your art.

I'm sure he'll get over it... if not, just give him a cookie; it works with my grandkids.

A very long shift tonight; I really must go to bed.

Enjoy your day, my dear... and I think your paintings are quite lovely.

 

[blunt_trauma]

I'm sure he'll get over it... if not, just give him a cookie; it works with my grandkids.

A very long shift tonight; I really must go to bed.

Enjoy your day, my dear... and I think your paintings are quite lovely.

sweet dreams! and thank you.

 

[vrosej10]

yup, that's right.
i'm an fat IT guy who thinks belching is a valid art form.
but i draw a mean stick man!
i'm 55, still a virgin and watch bbw porn.

...is this helping?

FARTING ISN'T A VALID ART FORM?! I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED! Can anyone tell me why this guy is so angry?

 

[blunt_trauma]

FARTING ISN'T A VALID ART FORM?! I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED! Can anyone tell me why this guy is so angry?

because he's the chubby guy who made the bad mask and put on the silly voice.

 

[vrosej10]

because he's the chubby guy who made the bad mask and put on the silly voice.

Still, HOLY FUCK, this is one angry man. The level of pissiness seems way out of proportion to what's going on.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Still, HOLY FUCK, this is one angry man. The level of pissiness seems way out of proportion to what's going on.

he has a few issues it seems

 

[Dripping_Penis]

he has a few issues it seems

Like most of the posters.

 

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