Tebow Gone

[eyer]

Buffalo awaits...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He sucks. He is gone again! The 15 minutes have been over for a long time.

He'll be ba-a-a-ack!

It's fans like you who sealed his fate. Make no mistake.

And, for that, I'm thrilled that he's again without a team.

Look! The bag of doorknobs showed up...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Buffalo awaits...

Oakland

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

USA today (for Petey)

Could Tebow wind up signing with the Buffalo Bills, who currently count two rookie quarterbacks, undrafted Jeff Tuel and first-round pick EJ Manuel, on their roster?

Hmmm.

Tebow certainly knows the Patriots offense, and it wouldn't be out of the question for the Bills to bring him in to help them prepare for their Sept. 8 season-opening opponent while also to provide a veteran presence in the quarterback meeting room to help Tuel and Manuel acclimate to the NFL.

Not even a savvy football man such as Fox could answer that one, though.

Contributing: Lindsay H. Jones

 

[Saint Peter]

Timmy!

The Good Lord would not approve of Tebow taking info gained in summer camp and passing it to the new coordinators.

Nope.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Timmy!

The Good Lord would not approve of Tebow taking info gained in summer camp and passing it to the new coordinators.

Nope.

Why do you think the Lord cut him?

He works in mysterious ways.

 

[Saint Peter]

The Good Lord took all of Job's kickass shit and then gave back even more kickasser shit.

Timmy knows this.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He will be like Moses, leading his Bills to the promised playoff...






What's that? Ah -- Playoffs? Don't talk about -- playoffs?! You kidding me?! Playoffs?! I just hope we can win a game! Another game!
Jim Mora

 

[Saint Peter]

"Dear Lord, please give me patience and the knowledge of the spiral...




...AND NOW!!!"

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Jenny yells: Run TIMMAH! RUN!!!

 

[Macdaddy23]

If he wants in football let him go to Canada

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Job knew to stay in football condition even while God was plundering his dung-tunnel.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's the power of prayer...



If he goes to Canada, can he stay at the Baldwin Estate?

 

[ChinaBandit]

The North Dakota State QB throws the ball better than Tebow.

 

[RjThoughts]

Tebow's win in Denver against Pittsburgh was a fluke.

The Steelers' starting defensive back Ryan Clark was out, his sickle cell disease made it impossible to perform at altitude

There was a blown coverage, then the receiver out-ran the two defensive backs.

Yeah, it was all Tebow

Any casual fan could see that he does not possess the necessary tools to be a starter in the NFL, nor even that as a quality backup.

 

[Saint Peter]

Call it what you want.

The record book shows it as a win.

 

[RjThoughts]

Call it what you want.

The record book shows it as a win.

A blind squirrel will find a nut once in a while
A broken clock is correct twice a day

What happened the following week? Oh yes..

Denver 10
New England 45

Tebow 9/26, 136 yards

Without the luck, he's just NOT THAT GOOD

 

[Sasha_Lyazzat]

Who decided on name football? Silly name for game you rarely kick the ball.

 

[ChinaBandit]

Loser cleared waivers! No one in the NFL wants the stiff! Why? Timmie fucking sucks.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The North Dakota State QB throws the ball better than Tebow.

Fuck YOU!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Call it what you want.

The record book shows it as a win.

Sounds like sour grapes.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Who decided on name football? Silly name for game you rarely kick the ball.

No one has ever hit a girl in SOCCER...

 

[Saint Peter]

Sounds like sour grapes.

I know you think I am an idiot, but do you really think I miss having that fucker on the roster?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I know you think I am an idiot, but do you really think I miss having that fucker on the roster?

I know that you hate Jesus.



Jesus loves you.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Belichick not ruling out his return...



Terrified of Gawd's wrath.