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tonedaussie said:
i had offers before but i couldn't afford their rates *sigh
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Aww...don't you know how to haggle? It's easy! Just bat your eye lashes and lick your lips. Show a little cleavage....you can talk 'em down. lol
 
dorkygirl said:
Aww...don't you know how to haggle? It's easy! Just bat your eye lashes and lick your lips. Show a little cleavage....you can talk 'em down. lol
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mmm show a little cleavage.. i've never tried that one before.. but i'm pretty sure you guys don't wanna see me wearing a tanktop LoL
 
tonedaussie said:
mmm show a little cleavage.. i've never tried that one before.. but i'm pretty sure you guys don't wanna see me wearing a tanktop LoL
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The less clothes the better. Once you've made the deal, you can slip on a sweater or jacket.
 
aussie rant

OK.. i don't normally do this kind of journal-entry writing on here, but today is driving me up the freaking wall. After getting inspiration to tidy up the house I went and cleaned the shower (which is desperately needed). After cleaning the shower glass I thought I do the rest whilst having a shower as it was particularly cold. So I get naked. I walk into the cubicle and go to turn the tap. The hot water tap snaps of. Fantastic. I have to put my clothes back on and go searching throughout the house for an allen key and some pliers. Of course, I had to use them last week and totally forgot where I left them, so I am cold, miserable, and cranky - it's getting close to 5pm and if I need a plumber I need to call one instantly else risk no hot water at all in the morning. Finally find the tools under the kitchen counter (why the hell did I leave them there?). Get into the bathroom, fiddle around with the tap and manage to put it back in place. Great, I can go back to my shower.

Throw my clothes off and turn the water on... oh god, the hot water down my back is such a relief. Start scrubbing the floor, until I hear yelling from outside that the dog has escaped. Fucking fantastic. Turn the water off. I am fucking freezing, and the shower is only half clean, with soap scum everywhere. I dry myself, throw my clothes back on, go outside and look for the dog. Oh he was at the driveway - geesh. Go back inside, take my clothes off, finish cleaning the shower, and get warm.

I would have preferred if this spoilt a perfectly good day. Instead today has just majorly sucked ass and I want to stab it in the eye. Damn you Monday.
 
tonedaussie said:
OK.. i don't normally do this kind of journal-entry writing on here, but today is driving me up the freaking wall. After getting inspiration to tidy up the house I went and cleaned the shower (which is desperately needed). After cleaning the shower glass I thought I do the rest whilst having a shower as it was particularly cold. So I get naked. I walk into the cubicle and go to turn the tap. The hot water tap snaps of. Fantastic. I have to put my clothes back on and go searching throughout the house for an allen key and some pliers. Of course, I had to use them last week and totally forgot where I left them, so I am cold, miserable, and cranky - it's getting close to 5pm and if I need a plumber I need to call one instantly else risk no hot water at all in the morning. Finally find the tools under the kitchen counter (why the hell did I leave them there?). Get into the bathroom, fiddle around with the tap and manage to put it back in place. Great, I can go back to my shower.

Throw my clothes off and turn the water on... oh god, the hot water down my back is such a relief. Start scrubbing the floor, until I hear yelling from outside that the dog has escaped. Fucking fantastic. Turn the water off. I am fucking freezing, and the shower is only half clean, with soap scum everywhere. I dry myself, throw my clothes back on, go outside and look for the dog. Oh he was at the driveway - geesh. Go back inside, take my clothes off, finish cleaning the shower, and get warm.

I would have preferred if this spoilt a perfectly good day. Instead today has just majorly sucked ass and I want to stab it in the eye. Damn you Monday.
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You need some rough angry sex baby!! :D That will make you feel better. :kiss::kiss:
 
tonedaussie said:
OK.. i don't normally do this kind of journal-entry writing on here, but today is driving me up the freaking wall. After getting inspiration to tidy up the house I went and cleaned the shower (which is desperately needed). After cleaning the shower glass I thought I do the rest whilst having a shower as it was particularly cold. So I get naked. I walk into the cubicle and go to turn the tap. The hot water tap snaps of. Fantastic. I have to put my clothes back on and go searching throughout the house for an allen key and some pliers. Of course, I had to use them last week and totally forgot where I left them, so I am cold, miserable, and cranky - it's getting close to 5pm and if I need a plumber I need to call one instantly else risk no hot water at all in the morning. Finally find the tools under the kitchen counter (why the hell did I leave them there?). Get into the bathroom, fiddle around with the tap and manage to put it back in place. Great, I can go back to my shower.

Throw my clothes off and turn the water on... oh god, the hot water down my back is such a relief. Start scrubbing the floor, until I hear yelling from outside that the dog has escaped. Fucking fantastic. Turn the water off. I am fucking freezing, and the shower is only half clean, with soap scum everywhere. I dry myself, throw my clothes back on, go outside and look for the dog. Oh he was at the driveway - geesh. Go back inside, take my clothes off, finish cleaning the shower, and get warm.

I would have preferred if this spoilt a perfectly good day. Instead today has just majorly sucked ass and I want to stab it in the eye. Damn you Monday.
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awww. that makes me feel really bad. but i'm glad i'm the only person who has a grudge with mondays. i probably should have read that before i got out of bed this morning, since your monday happens to fall on my sunday......i would have known what to expect.
 
Kahlo said:
You need some rough angry sex baby!! :D That will make you feel better. :kiss::kiss:
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*sigh

dorkygirl said:
awww. that makes me feel really bad. but i'm glad i'm the only person who has a grudge with mondays. i probably should have read that before i got out of bed this morning, since your monday happens to fall on my sunday......i would have known what to expect.
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so your Monday has sucked ass as well???
 
tonedaussie said:
so it's been a while since i've had a permanent thread, and thought it is time to start a fresh.... let me know if you have any suggestions for photoshoots ;) ;) .... :devil::devil: (most recent at top)

Towel
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Just had a quick peek at your photos and very nice. This one in particular makes me want to get involved, haha :devil:
 
tonedaussie said:
OK.. i don't normally do this kind of journal-entry writing on here, but today is driving me up the freaking wall. After getting inspiration to tidy up the house I went and cleaned the shower (which is desperately needed). After cleaning the shower glass I thought I do the rest whilst having a shower as it was particularly cold. So I get naked. I walk into the cubicle and go to turn the tap. The hot water tap snaps of. Fantastic. I have to put my clothes back on and go searching throughout the house for an allen key and some pliers. Of course, I had to use them last week and totally forgot where I left them, so I am cold, miserable, and cranky - it's getting close to 5pm and if I need a plumber I need to call one instantly else risk no hot water at all in the morning. Finally find the tools under the kitchen counter (why the hell did I leave them there?). Get into the bathroom, fiddle around with the tap and manage to put it back in place. Great, I can go back to my shower.

Throw my clothes off and turn the water on... oh god, the hot water down my back is such a relief. Start scrubbing the floor, until I hear yelling from outside that the dog has escaped. Fucking fantastic. Turn the water off. I am fucking freezing, and the shower is only half clean, with soap scum everywhere. I dry myself, throw my clothes back on, go outside and look for the dog. Oh he was at the driveway - geesh. Go back inside, take my clothes off, finish cleaning the shower, and get warm.

I would have preferred if this spoilt a perfectly good day. Instead today has just majorly sucked ass and I want to stab it in the eye. Damn you Monday.
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Aww......not good :(
Hope Tuesday & Wednesday were better :kiss:
 
_me_ said:
Aww......not good :(
Hope Tuesday & Wednesday were better :kiss:
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Tuesday and Wednesday were OK.. but Thursday is totally sucking ass...

phone rings "hey tonedaussie do this"
email comes "hey tonedaussie do this"
someone yells out "hey tonedaussie do this"
another email comes "hey tonedaussie do this"
message on my mobile "hey tonedaussie do this"

i had this day planned out ages ago. why can't they just leave me alone grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

there is only one thing i really want to do *sigh
 
tonedaussie said:
lol unfortunately nudity doens't have too much to do with it.... if it did you would try and make me feel miserable all the time so i kept posting pics LoL
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I'd MUCH rather have a happy naked aussie, then a sad naked aussie..but I see you're point.
 
Here you go ladies.. :D:D Aussie is taking much too long to post pics so we'll just have to post some for him.. heeheeee.. :devil:
 
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Haha, looks like Kahlo is taking revenge on the poor aussie!

However, I feel it is my duty to continue to spread the bromance... nice pics :p
 
Onoz said:
Haha, looks like Kahlo is taking revenge on the poor aussie!

However, I feel it is my duty to continue to spread the bromance... nice pics :p
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Poor Aussie?? LOL.. He is such a trouble maker, constantly instigating chaos in my thread and you call him poor??
 
I think that Aussi should post some Kahlo pictures to return the favour :D What about it dude?
 
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