TE999's Kink-eee Bingo Thread

[TE999]

So, like where's, like, you know, my, you know, bingo card Cap'n?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Pulled this one out o' the plunder heap for ye, sir;

 

[TE999]

Shiver me timbers, tis a right excitin' bingo card ye gimme Cap'n.

I better unfurl the sails and begin my porn cruise.

So many perversions, so little time...