Tattooed penises

[sixfoot4]

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I mean...what the heck! Have you? Would you?

 

[Carnevil9]

There was a big muscular Jamaican dude who ended up in the hospital. The nurses were all taking about how handsome and built he was.

The day nurse said: He has a girlfriend. He has her name, Wendy, tattooed on his cock!

The day nurse said: It only says Wendy when he's soft. When he's erect, it says Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day!

 

[shewantsmore]

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I mean...what the heck! Have you? Would you?

Just looked at the images some look amazing but ouch must have hurt

 

[pumperguy191]

Here's mine, actually wasn't painful

 

[DickandDoof]

I’d rather chew glass.