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[ABSTRUSE]

I miss you more that the cyst they removed from my head.

I get all teary when I think about what a knackered sod you are.

I miss raiding the GB with you.

I miss the way your upper lip curled like Elvis' when you got mad.

I miss your Princess Diana Phone Sex voice.

I miss you.

Your sis across the pond.

 

[lil_elvis]

I miss you more that the cyst they removed from my head.

I get all teary when I think about what a knackered sod you are.

I miss raiding the GB with you.

I miss the way your upper lip curled like Elvis' when you got mad.

I miss your Princess Diana Phone Sex voice.

I miss you.

Your sis across the pond.

I must be telepathetic os something. Was thinking the same thing myself this morning. Not all that sweet sentiment, just that I miss her.

 

[impressive]

And we need your cover files for Coming Together, damn it.

(How DARE you have a life?)

 

[cloudy]

I miss her too......and the queen's purse.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I miss her too......and the queen's purse.

I bet she's on tour with Duran Duran....that bitch.

 

[oggbashan]

School holidays

School Holidays are nearly over in the UK.

In some parts they already are over.

Children come first, a long way before Lit.

Og

 

[ABSTRUSE]

School Holidays are nearly over in the UK.

In some parts they already are over.

Children come first, a long way before Lit.

Og

I still miss her.

 

[rgraham666]

I'll be a complete letch and admit that I miss her yummy AVs.

Her brilliant mind and sharp tongue are a loss, but no more AVs?

 

[oggbashan]

School goes back on Monday or Tuesday.

Og

 

[scheherazade_79]

I've been missing Lou for ages...

 

[Guest]

I've been missing Lou for ages...

Me too.

Wasn't she starting a new career? Something she had to be discreet about here.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Wasn't she starting a new career? Something she had to be discreet about here.

I don't know. It must be quite exciting for her if she is, though

 

[kendo1]

Miss her too.

She's got a wicked tongue.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Me too.

Wasn't she starting a new career? Something she had to be discreet about here.

She'd tell us if she were going into porn...

Maybe she's become a librarian?

Q_C

 

[The_Darkness]

I'll be a complete letch and admit that I miss her yummy AVs.

Her brilliant mind and sharp tongue are a loss, but no more AVs?

I'll second that....

 

[Liar]

Me too.

Wasn't she starting a new career? Something she had to be discreet about here.

Had something to do with school, I think. So it's no suprise she's busy now, with the semester starting and all, both for her kids and for the job.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Children come first, a long way before Lit.

See, this is why I don't have kids. They take too much porn surfing time away from you!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lou has been spotted trekking through the Himalaya's. She mistakenly wore a white fur coat and was captured as a yeti. Only until they took off her hood and a deluge of obscenities spilled forth did they realize she was a woman.
She is on a quest to find spiritual enlightenment and her virginityl.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Lou has been spotted trekking through the Himalaya's. She mistakenly wore a white fur coat and was captured as a yeti. Only until they took off her hood and a deluge of obscenities spilled forth did they realize she was a woman.
She is on a quest to find spiritual enlightenment and her virginityl.

Spiritual enlightenment? Her virginity?

So, what you're saying is: She's not coming back?

Q_C

 

[maggot420]

i wouldnt like it if she didnt come back

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Spiritual enlightenment? Her virginity?

So, what you're saying is: She's not coming back?

Q_C

Not in this life I'm afraid.


Edit: She was spotted feeding the Loch Ness monster biscuits.

 

[The_Darkness]

Not in this life I'm afraid.


Edit: She was spotted feeding the Loch Ness monster biscuits.

To whom was she feeding the Loch Ness monster Biscuits? Aren't those like endangered or something, wouldn't that be highly illegal to chop up and make into biscuits?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

To whom was she feeding the Loch Ness monster Biscuits? Aren't those like endangered or something, wouldn't that be highly illegal to chop up and make into biscuits?

She's a woman of great powers.

 

[The_Darkness]

She's a woman of great powers.

I just got the most awesome visual of Lou standing on the edge of the Loch, teasing and promising sweet nothings to Nessy, coaxing the giant sea creature to shore, a boat oar behind her back, and when it got close enough, WHACK!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I just got the most awesome visual of Lou standing on the edge of the Loch, teasing and promising sweet nothings to Nessy, coaxing the giant sea creature to shore, a boat oar behind her back, and when it got close enough, WHACK!

That's the vision I have too.
God I miss her.