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TheEarl said:If you've been away for the past few posts, then you might get even more frustrated if someone tells you what you just missed.
The Earl
definitely weighs more than a duck.

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TheEarl said:If you've been away for the past few posts, then you might get even more frustrated if someone tells you what you just missed.
The Earl

Indeed!cloudy said:definitely weighs more than a duck.![]()
Taraka said:Roger Zelazny, actually. I took the name from a character in his novel "Lord of Light" which in turn draws heavily on Hindu mythology.
I had planned to just lurk for awhile until I got more familiar with how things work around here. It seems Entitled had other plans for me. Bad girl!
If there is no sex after death, I don't want to go. And some muslim guy are going to be REALLY surprised.
entitled said:You're not getting away with it that easily, Tar lovey. i know where you live and i've seen where you sleep.
Get back here!
pfft... As if people here haven't heard it before.Taraka said:Hey, I've got to do other stuff from time to time. And yes you have seen where I sleep. And speaking of threats and revelations of secrets, I know some secrets too. Don't challenge me, unless you just want me to win.![]()
Nice pic, btw.![]()
And to everyone else, thanks for the welcomes.
R. Richard said:Karttikeya, I would guess.
No one wants to go unless thay are so sick that it is worse that death, but go we all do sooner or later. I am hoping for later.
If you think that the Muslim guys are going to be surprised, think of the Assassins!
In any case, welcome to the AH!
Oo! Oo! i got that one!Taraka said:The character was indeed modelled after the demon Taraka who was ultimately killed by Karttikeya, iirc. Slightly different fate for the one in the book though.
I think if there is no sex after death, a great variety of people will be quite surprised, Assassins not the least of which. Even Alice Cooper might be a tad surprised. [Bonus points to whoever knows that reference.]
I suppose to hang out in the Author's section I should post a story sooner or later, huh?
entitled said:pfft... As if people here haven't heard it before.
Yeah, it did turn out pretty good, didn't it? Wonder where it came from?
No earthly idea what you're talking about.Taraka said:It does look awefully familiar. Something about the bedding...
entitled said:Oo! Oo! i got that one!
Not necessarily, though it wouldn't hurt. Possibly something to do with skinny dipping?
Again, no earthly idea what you're talking about.Taraka said:And the bonus points go to you! Redeem them for valuable prizes.![]()
You know, oddly enough I was considering writing about a skinny dipping episode. Strange that we both thought of that. I suppose the names would have to be changed to protect the guilty, including the young Sultan.
entitled said:Again, no earthly idea what you're talking about.
Poor ladder.
Is there going to be something there? AF is now in May, back at the church site.Taraka said:I'm sure that ladder is doing fine. But I think this summer it should be thoroughly stress tested, just to be safe.
entitled said:Is there going to be something there? AF is now in May, back at the church site.
i SO need to become a part of MF. Yes.Taraka said:I'm not sure, but there certainly will be if ***I*** have anything to say about it! The MF Pity Party is what I'll probably push for. I have VERY fond memories of that place...
Where's my demonic emoticon? I need a demonic emoticon!
?entitled said:i SO need to become a part of MF. Yes.
You mean...?

So start tossing my name out there, already. Have the roomie toss my name out. Have EVERYBODY start saying stuff. As if they don't already.Taraka said:Yes. Yes you do. Ishee specifically. And yes, that's exactly what I meant. Happy Dance!![]()
entitled said:So start tossing my name out there, already. Have the roomie toss my name out. Have EVERYBODY start saying stuff. As if they don't already.
i see you found the dancing nana.
Oh good!Taraka said:I've already started. And yes, I found the dancing nana. I'm still exploring and figuring stuff out around here. Sooner or later I'll even figure out how to change my title to something other than "virgin".![]()
entitled said:Oh good!
Just keep posting. Lots of places. Abstrusions is a good place to exchange insults and such, or to get a virtual drink. Good mead there.When you get to 50 posts you'll be experienced, 100 you're really experienced and can have an avatar.
Keep posting! Faster, man!Taraka said:So that's how it works. And this is my 10th post! 1/10th of the way to not being a virgin anymore, for the second time.
Speaking of mead, I tried yours. It came out much better than mine.
entitled said:Keep posting! Faster, man!
Thank you. Did i try yours?
i think Ibrahim was right, though. Needed more tannin. It's almost not fermented enough. Have you given any to anybody else, or are you keeping it all for your lonesome?
Are you saying i need to teach you how to make mead?Taraka said:I thought you've already noticed that I normally don't get in a hurry?![]()
It does need something, but I can't really say what. And no, I didn't give you any of my mead. I like you. I would only give that garbage to people I DON'T like. But I have found that boiling it and re-sweetening it with extra honey and sugar makes it good. Boils out most of the alcohol though.
entitled said:Are you saying i need to teach you how to make mead?
i did nothing to spice mine at all. That's just honey, yeast, water, and enough apple juice to make the yeast start. Most people are used to spiced meads, especially in this area.
Doesn't boiling all the alcohol out defeat the purpose?
I'm nice