Tame the guy-brows!

[NightL]

full of apprehension yet somewhat waiting in anticipation

 

[Lord Pmann]

I read the first post in this thread and thought of you immediately. I am surprised you have not offered up wise tips on not only taming those unruly brow hairs, but maintaining a lustrous shine and proper manscaping techniques for a bro's brows.

Yes, I have been featured in cosmetic ads, for obvious reasons.

However, I genuinely do not do anything to tame my eyebrows. Actually, just this past week, Rainshine asked if I had been tweezing my brows, to which I could honestly say that I have not. My brows are simply natural.

I agree that the sack, crack and back waxing is a bit much. It just sounds too painful.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Wait no more....

Snap chosen stick in half, be sure not to use splintered end up nose! You need to leave enough to get a good grip on it to yank it out of your nose.

<snip>


Make a pretty big wad of semi-melted hot wax. Much bigger than your actual nostril as you want it to hit all around the insides of your nostril.


<snip>


Make sure you nose is clean. Blow blow blow. You want it dry up in there. Stick it up, not too far though!!

<snip>
Important note, one nostril at a time unless you're a mouth breather.

Wait for it to dry.
Yank it out steadily and firmly.
And your good to go.

hahahah fuck I can't believe I posted this.

Fuck. This is golden.

*leans up to screen to try to look down her shirt*

 

[NightL]

Now how do we know she is not faking?

I'm actually not sure that I really want to see photographic evidence haha

 

[NightL]

At least I didn't post an "after" shot of the wads of wax. LOL

Ha - faking

 

[NightL]

2nd thought - I'll believe you if you hold off on the after photos

 

[NightL]

You do realise pmann you are being challanged here to try this for yourself - Has Rainshine taken personal grooming to heights beyond the capabilities of pmann?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I asked because it looked like you had. They looked distinctly different to normal. *squint*

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q518/pmann83/EYE/EYE2.jpg

This is an older eyebrow pic, but they remain the same.

And yes, sorry to the original poster for the mayhem that's ensued. But it's not every day you can get a girl to post pics of her waxing her nostrils. I pay a pretty penny for these on the Internet.

I do know that waxing your brows is pretty painless and relatively easy. Easier than tweezing, I would imagine. I've seen it done many times and it's not difficult or painful looking, relative to what we've just seen here today.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You do realise pmann you are being challanged here to try this for yourself - Has Rainshine taken personal grooming to heights beyond the capabilities of pmann?

I believe she has. I can't imagine actually doing this. Although, I may have to try. She can't push me. I'll never be outdone.

 

[NightL]

hmm - but was she faking?

 

[Lord Pmann]

You look like a baby there.

Here is a wiser, more sage eyebrow. That other one is a few years ago, back when I was just a fetus. I'm still pretty young, practically in my late twenties, but y eyes have gotten wiser.

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q518/pmann83/EYE/image_zps40b77aed.jpg

 

[Lord Pmann]

hmm - but was she faking?

She would never fake it with me.

(I'm really proud of myself for that one)

 

[NightL]

Here is a wiser, more sage eyebrow. That other one is a few years ago, back when I was just a fetus. I'm still pretty young, practically in my late twenties, but y eyes have gotten wiser.

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q518/pmann83/EYE/image_zps40b77aed.jpg

hmm - that eyebrow
http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx289/NightL/that-eyebrow_zpsbe12ca73.jpg

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ah! You fixed it for me.

 

[NightL]

I just zoomed in on the focus

 

[NightL]

Rainshine's guide to Picking a Nose

You want it dry up in there. Stick it up, not too far though!!

Important note, one nostril at a time unless you're a mouth breather.

Wait for it to dry.
Yank it out steadily and firmly.
And you're good to go.

hahahah fuck I can't believe I posted this.

 

[Emerson40]

I've learned a couple things here.



Rainshine keeps a slow cooker full of Pepto Bismol on hand, is not a faker, and will trick some poor Litster in using chewing gum on a stick to yank pubes from their nose.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdieauam0u1qikvrx.gif


Pmann keeps pics on hand of his eyes from when he was twelve, and the photographic evidence suggests he sleeps on his left eyebrow.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann keeps pics on hand of his eyes from when he was twelve, and the photographic evidence suggests he sleeps on his left eyebrow.

I was not twelve there, but at least twice that.

And, as to not be outdone in the waxing of a nosehairless Aussie, I sought after such a contraption at the store. You are correct in your assumption that NO SUCH THING IS SOLD IN AMERICAN drug stores as that's the weirdest fucking thing ever. What is even more strange is that Rainshine had that on hand. She earlier revealed to me that she does this once every three weeks and that if she doesn't, her daughter will sometimes crawl up them like she's some kind of Rapunzel. Fucked, innit?

Now, to actually be useful and contribute to the thread rather than just pissing all over Rainshine, I saw something that may be of use to the OP. there was a device in there called... Fuck. I don't know what it was called. It was similar to the razors they use in the salon when trimming up your side burns and rounding out the edges. Anyway, they looked perfect for such eyebrow needs. They have little guards on them, so you don't go all slick willy on us. It was a heap contraption and was found at CVS. I'm headed into another pharmacy now, to see if they have nose wax. I'll see what it's called.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It's called "Personal Trimmer". Original, eh?

Also, pharmacy number two had no nose waxing kit.

 

[BeachMomma]

Wait no more....

Snap chosen stick in half, be sure not to use splintered end up nose! You need to leave enough to get a good grip on it to yank it out of your nose.

http://i1366.photobucket.com/albums/r770/SuzSuzSuzios/Random%20Crap/sticksnap_zps934f4cc8.jpg



Make a pretty big wad of semi-melted hot wax. Much bigger than your actual nostril as you want it to hit all around the insides of your nostril.


http://i1366.photobucket.com/albums/r770/SuzSuzSuzios/Random%20Crap/waxball_zpsa99c081f.jpg


Make sure you nose is clean. Blow blow blow. You want it dry up in there. Stick it up, not too far though!!

http://i1366.photobucket.com/albums/r770/SuzSuzSuzios/Random%20Crap/nosewax_zps9528b120.jpg

Important note, one nostril at a time unless you're a mouth breather.

Wait for it to dry.
Yank it out steadily and firmly.
And you're good to go.

hahahah fuck I can't believe I posted this.

OMFG! I love you guys! OK, I gotta admit, the thread title immediately reminded me of PMann too. Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious!

BARTENDER!?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

OMFG! I love you guys! OK, I gotta admit, the thread title immediately reminded me of PMann too. Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious!

BARTENDER!?!

I've certainly got a reputation around here. *squints at you fuckers*

 

[NightL]

http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_600/6003005/file/hair-trimmer-nose-hair-trimmer-small-35787.jpg

 

[Logtag]

http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_600/6003005/file/hair-trimmer-nose-hair-trimmer-small-35787.jpg

That's just not right! lol

 

[mwmnpa]

I gotta admit, I've never seen anything like what Rainshine did...Holy Hell...

 

[BeachMomma]

That's just not right! lol

And it's so not right that you couldn't resist making us look at it. Uh huh. I see how it is.

You should google partial rebirthing. Really cool pics.