Talking Toilets?

[oggbashan]

Ever wondered why medieval romances are peopled with rosy-cheeked maidens?

Their cheeks were rosy from chapping in the icy breeze blowing up their garderobes. They were maidens because their swains needed a flamethrower to unfreeze their private parts.

Og

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I thought this was a merge between MG and Earl.
*disappointed*

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... medieval ... garderobes ... flamethrower ...

How did we get from modern technology to medieval plumbing?

Oh well, I am in favor of creative anachronisms, so —

A time traveler installs an Amsterdam talking toilet fixture into a medieval garderobe.

When he investigates, several centuries in the future, he discovers that the same castle has become a holy place.

It was there, after voiding his bowels, that St. Hereford heard an angel address him concerning his Christian duty to always perform an Act of Ablution after each and every elimination.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, at least it would stop the dreaded paper tail...

"Hey asshole, the paper's stuck to your ass!!!"

...followed by a "HA! Made you look!"