Talk to The Marquis

[Marquis]

Alright everyone, I blew all my recreation money on securing a hook up with a pair of Mexican/Italian twins but I'm still on vacation and bored as shit.

Here is your opportunity to ask me about myself or my opinion on anything, or to insult me and tell me why I suck, or praise me for my good sense and humility.

Any takers?

 

[Aeroil]

too easy.... must be a trap.....

 

[Marquis]

This is legit my squiggly legged friend.

 

[TaintedB]

OK, I'll ask a few late-night questions.

First what is your favorite masturbation fantasy these days (assuming you have time to masturbate in-between twins?)

Second, if the first question is too personal, how about updating us on your collarme ads (both yours and your girl's!)

Third, why is that Aeroil such a bad boy?

 

[Marquis]

OK, I'll ask a few late-night questions.

I'm going to answer them out of order. You'll see why.

Second, if the first question is too personal, how about updating us on your collarme ads (both yours and your girl's!)

My collarme ad is going alright. No one I've messaged has messaged me back but I've gotten emails from two women with potential. I've gotten a number of emails from unacceptable females and men as well. One of the girls and I have started talking quite a bit, she lives very far away unfortunately, but we're considering planning trips. She is intelligent, gorgeous and almost as nasty as I want her to be.

I also updated my profiles on Lavalife and and Alt and have received interest from other more mediocre feminine creatures.

First what is your favorite masturbation fantasy these days (assuming you have time to masturbate in-between twins?)

I have plenty of time unfortunately. Most of the time, I jerk off to the pictures that women I talk to online send me. For some reason I just don't want to use porn anymore. It's been so long since I was into porn I don't want to get into a bad habit. In my mind, porn is too much of a commitment to not getting laid.

Ever know a pack a day smoker who wouldn't buy an ash tray cause they're "about to quit"? They use cups and plates to convince themself they're going to quit and I use pictures of women I might fuck to try to keep my mind in the game.

So I jerk off to pictures or try to start horny conversations online.

Third, why is that Aeroil such a bad boy?

He secretly wants my dick.

 

[Aeroil]

.............He secretly wants my dick.

hahaha, your name Isn't Mistress, you don't have two X chromosomes, and it isn't rubber, so I'm afraid it doesn't fit the prereqs Marquis.

 

[Marquis]

hahaha, your name Isn't Mistress, you don't have two X chromosomes, and it isn't rubber, so I'm afraid it doesn't fit the prereqs Marquis.

You do the rubber dick thing?

 

[caela]

I've seen your pics when you've used more current ones in your AV so I am just dying to ask...why the hell did it cost you all your play money to secure these girls? You're good looking enough (not to mention you have a kinky enough mind) you should barely have to buy dinner to get laid.

 

[Marquis]

I've seen your pics when you've used more current ones in your AV so I am just dying to ask...why the hell did it cost you all your play money to secure these girls? You're good looking enough (not to mention you have a kinky enough mind) you should barely have to buy dinner to get laid.

Firstly, you do know I have a pic thread right? What do I gotta buy a spot in the paper!

Now, to answer your question:

I'm not sure you understand how much of a challenge or accomplishment it is to hook up with twins. I don't think females truly understand how difficult it is for ANY man to get laid at any given point in time. You see, with females, there is a natural restriction in that they will only fuck men in their perceived "class". With pigs like me who will glady drink from the well bar when Top Shelf money went to some new gadget, there is the added restriction of women not wanting to fuck someone who they think is slumming.

Some females won't care, but I bet you if I were to leave my house now I'd have better luck bringing back a model than a 300 pound bitch with Acne.

Now a pair of twins know they got something special going on, and unfortunately where I hang out the pecking order amongst males is defined as much by money as looks. These girls could easily find some sugar daddy who might not look half bad for 45 to show them around. Now sure, they'd much rather fuck me, but these skeezers don't even bring their wallets.

What it must be like to be a hot girl and walk from place to place without money like Jesus walked on water.

 

[Aeroil]

You do the rubber dick thing?

You mean strapons? I'm one of the most frequent posters in the strapon thread lol, of course I do.

 

[Marquis]

You mean strapons? I'm one of the most frequent posters in the strapon thread lol, of course I do.

Yeah, the strap on thread...

I avoid that place like the hood on the Fourth of July.

 

[caela]

Now a pair of twins know they got something special going on, and unfortunately where I hang out the pecking order amongst males is defined as much by money as looks. These girls could easily find some sugar daddy who might not look half bad for 45 to show them around. Now sure, they'd much rather fuck me, but these skeezers don't even bring their wallets.

What it must be like to be a hot girl and walk from place to place without money like Jesus walked on water.

You're right I don't (and never will) understand how difficult it can be for a guy to get laid. Thank god. I truly think y'all got shafted on that end of things in all honesty....but than I have different criteria for who I'll fuck than most woman and money has nothing to do with it as long as the guy has enough to keep himself clean and his bills paid.

Of course the above comment leads me to asking...why the hell would you want to fuck girls THAT damned shallow? I don't even know them and I already feel like my younger siblings kiddie pool is deeper than them.

*edited to add...Sorry for the mini rant, I know a few girls that think they should never have to pay for anything and it is a pet peeve. Especially when guys trip over themselves to prove the twits right.

 

[Aeroil]

Lol, and I'm very impressed with how you've boiled picking up chicks down to a science.
Lol, why do you avoid the strapon thread Marquis? do you not like the idea of a woman with a big rubber dick bending you over and fucking you up the ass??

 

[Marquis]

You're right I don't (and never will) understand how difficult it can be for a guy to get laid. Thank god. I truly think y'all got shafted on that end of things in all honesty....but than I have different criteria for who I'll fuck than most woman and money has nothing to do with it as long as the guy has enough to keep himself clean and his bills paid.

Of course the above comment leads me to asking...why the hell would you want to fuck girls THAT damned shallow? I don't even know them and I already feel like my younger siblings kiddie pool is deeper than them.

*edited to add...Sorry for the mini rant, I know a few girls that think they should never have to pay for anything and it is a pet peeve. Especially when guys trip over themselves to prove the twits right.

They were hot twins.

You think I'm going to stand there and say, "Jees, if I fucked these twins I would be doing something probably only a handful of men get to do in their lives, it's just too bad they're so shallow."?


And for the record, I couldn't agree more about guys getting shafted in the sex pursuit department! 90% of females act like a guy honestly OWES them something for their attention, like they have to prove themselves in one way or another to get their affection.

I watch shows like that Everybody Likes Raymond and I think what the fuck is our country coming to? This man is denied sex constantly by his wife! Are these things connected or am I just high as a bird?

 

[arctic-stranger]

Ok, so i find you interesting, in a real non-sexual way. Are you Haitian? (my digital camera died, so i cannot take pictures of my paintings for you...)

And for the record, i avoid the strap-on thread like the plague too.

i am really enjoying the hair thread though.


Oh, how were the twins? For the record, what did you do with them AFTER sex?


and...for what its worth, i managed to find someone very worthwhile online..someone who knows the difference between Monet and Manet, which is pretty important to me, and someone who is even willing to accompany me to the baseball hall of fame....So keep trying.

 

[Marquis]

Lol, and I'm very impressed with how you've boiled picking up chicks down to a science.
Lol, why do you avoid the strapon thread Marquis? do you not like the idea of a woman with a big rubber dick bending you over and fucking you up the ass??

You have no idea how specific I could get with that science. It's sick, really.

I just realized, when did I start actually talking TO you and not at you?

 

[Aeroil]

You have no idea how specific I could get with that science. It's sick, really.

I just realized, when did I start actually talking TO you and not at you?

Lol, wierdo, what red-blooded man doesn't like strapons?

 

[arctic-stranger]

Lol, wierdo, what red-blooded man doesn't like strapons?

This one.....

 

[Marquis]

Ok, so i find you interesting, in a real non-sexual way. are you haitan back ground?

And for the record, i avoid the strap-on thread like the plague too.

But i am really enjoying the hair thread.

and...for what its worth, i managed to find someone very worthwhile online..someone who knows the difference between Monet and Manet, which is pretty important to me, and someone who is even willing to accompany me to the baseball hall of fame....So keep trying.

Wow. I'm looking for someone who knows the difference between their, they're and there.

As for my background my mother was Haitian and Dominican ethnically but totally Haitian culturally as she was raised by her Haitian mother and grew up in Haiti as a young child. I was raised primarily by my mother but I guess you couldn't say I'm very knowledgable about my Haitian background. I don't speak creole or know much history or tradition. Many people familiar with Haitians say I have some very Haitian character traits, and I get along well with Caribbeans in general though.

 

[Marquis]

Lol, wierdo, what red-blooded man doesn't like strapons?

Watch it Aeroil, you are this close to me finding your mother and giving her the business. Science remember!

 

[Aeroil]

This one.....

hmm, are you sure your blood is red? you don't like strapons.... it's probably green

 

[arctic-stranger]

Watch it Aeroil, you are this close to me finding your mother and giving her the business. Science remember!

With a strap on?

 

[Marquis]

With a strap on?

Depends on how she looks.

 

[arctic-stranger]

Wow. I'm looking for someone who knows the difference between their, they're and there.

Well they're people who do know, and their posts are usually well written, with much there to read.

But i am taken. Or, i am taking someone....

and while that is important to me as well, if she speaks a foreign language, such as French, i am much more tolerant.

 

[arctic-stranger]

Depends on how she looks.

Well she IS Aeroil's mom....