Talk dirty to me: building a kinky file

[daughter]

Now, no offense guys, while you all at good at flirting, you're fairly conservative when it comes to kink.

I'd like to see your wild side. Here's the setup. You're sending your lover a dirty email or you're having a quick chat at lunchtime. Tell him/her something dirty.

To get the juices flowing, here's an example: an e-mail

Hey, sweetie. I know you're busy but I'd thought I'd give you a little mid-afternoon treat. Shhhh, keep quiet---and still. I'm trying to get comfy here. ((giggle)) Okay. Imagine: I'm settled under your desk. My hands on your fly. Ohhh, already hard for me. You're such a bad boy! Open your legs a little wider. Ummm. Nothing like licking your joystick. Baby don't squirm like that. Someone will notice. Gawd, I love rolling my tongue around your ridge like that....((plop))..... Are you ready, baby? You can't wiggle like that, honey. Ummm, had aspargus for lunch, did you? *wink*

Eat all your veggies tonight and I'll lick you sweetly for dessert.

Talk dirty to me.


Peace,

daughter

p.s. Feel free to be short and sweet or graphic and naughty. LOL

 

[patient1]

talk dirty to me

dust balls. mud. grease. lint. grass stains. mildew. motor oil!
cobwebs, sand, cat hair, dog doody, crumbs& nicotene build-up.

 

[Scabbers]

meet me at the supply closet in five minutes

I gotta plug for that cocksocket of yours.

 

[Guest]

Hello lover,
I'm sitting here with the door locked; thinking of last night. How my lips surrounded your clit and my tongue flicked along your slit. I can still taste you; how your juices dripped down my chin. I was never satiated. I dipped inside over and over.
As I sit here and type, I can feel the moisture build between my thighs. I cross and uncross my legs, hoping to feel any friction. I want to slip my hands up my skirt and tug at my bulging clit. I want to press my knuckles, roughly, into my cunt. I want to cum and writhe; calling out your name.
I need to go before I cum instaneously.

Yearn for me.

 

[WickedEve]

daughter, I have hundreds of dirty, kiny emails I've sent my lover. I usually send him teasing, little emails during the day. It makes things more interesting later when we have private time to talk.

Okay, here's something I recently did, and then emailed him about it:

Master, I just had a chance to have a moment alone with G (that's short for Goliath -- one of my dildos). You know how fucksluts like me are. I walk around most of the day with a wet cunt because I can't stop thinking about you. And that's your fault for being the kind of man you are. How can I help myself when I know I'm serving a Master that's so sexy and powerful. I'm surprised my cunt doesn't stay soaked all the time. Anyway, I was having some dirty thoughts about you. I went to my laundry room to do some laundry. I closed the door and decided to indulge myself just a little. I slipped a finger between my lips and groaned. Ohhhhh, I was so wet and so aroused. Mmmm... I needed a hard fuck so bad! I got G down out of the linen closet and licked him a few times. I wanted him wet to make sure he'd slide in quick and easy. I know I didn't have time for a long, slow fuck. I leaned over the washer, and spread my legs wide, and reached down between my lips and found my little clit. I stroked it until I moaned and felt on fire. And then I raised one long leg up and propped my foot on the washer so my cunt was wide open. G slid in so wetly. He went deep, deep, deep. Ohhhh yessss! I fucked my little twat so hard as I rubbed my tits back and forth on the cold metal. And I wanted your warm body beneath me! Or behind me, fucking me only the way you can fuck me! I was breathing hard and gasping as I felt my body exploding. I came so hard for you Master.
And now I need to go back to the laundry room and actually wash some clothes... tee hee

 

[daughter]

Re: talk dirty to me

dust balls. mud. grease. lint. grass stains. mildew. motor oil!
cobwebs, sand, cat hair, dog doody, crumbs& nicotene build-up.

LMAO

 

[daughter]

Wicked, chile

Ohhhh yessss! I fucked my little twat so hard as I rubbed my tits back and forth on the cold metal. And I wanted your warm body beneath me! Or behind me, fucking me only the way you can fuck me! I was breathing hard and gasping as I felt my body exploding. I came so hard for you Master.
And now I need to go back to the laundry room and actually wash some clothes... tee hee

Gurl, you're nasty!!!!! Now, which way is the laundry room? LMAO

Peace,

daughter

 

[WickedEve]

Gurl, you're nasty!!!!! Now, which way is the laundry room? LMAO

I swear, I'm ashamed of myself! I used to be this nice church going, southern girl.
Honestly, this is one of the tamer emails. The man loves NASTY! lol I get nothing out of it. I blush the whole time I'm writing those filthy words.

 

[april-wine]

Hmmmmm a little from a story I have written, but an email would be much the same............

Tracing my tongue along her slit gathering the sweet nectar there, I moan into her throbbing pussy. Prising her open with my searching fingers, blowing softly, coaxing her sweet swollen clit from its hood. I needed to taste her, my passion was uncontrollable, sucking her tasty clit deep into my hungry mouth, her hips were moving. As they thrusted I sucked, pushing two fingers deep inside and thrusting in and out with her rhythm. We were moving hard and fast, my tongue flicking over her clit, my fingers pushing deep inside. Her pussy was clenching my fingers she was close, and I wanted her cum. Sucking harder and thrusting deeper with every movement, her body tensed, as I held her she shuddered, an intense orgasm moving through her. “Aprilllllllll, OOHhhhhhhh, Aprillllllllllll,” she moaned and screamed. As she came hard, my tongue was busy licking her sweet wet pussy clean, licking and sucking over and over. A slow deep rolling orgasm moving through her again “stop honey, stop please,” she begged.

 

[perks]

Re: Re: talk dirty to me

this morning when I saw the rise and fall of your chest..the rhythmic cadence of your sleeping, it made me catch my breath remembering....remembering the way you stole my breath...kissed it out of my mouth...sucked it from my tongue..made my thighs weak...made me whimper ...made me crave your cock...made me want to fuck.....fuck...made me want to suck.

god I'm an animal for you......I want to drip with your sweat, I want your grunts to resonate in my ears..I want you to make me gasp your name......no louder...scream it....breath it.....push me into the bed with your cock...bounce me....feel the bottom of me....whisper how much you love my slick little cunt..as you press my thighs back against my chest. Tell me to flip over so you can see my fat ass hiked in the air....perfect for slapping sucking...and yes......fucking.......Grab my hair...arch my back....press your hard thick cock into me....bite my shoulder....listen to my whimpers...make me cry for you....whisper my name....make me beg for your cock....and I would lover.....I'd beg you..I'd beg loudly.....I'd beg for your cock in my ass just like I did last night......damn I love watching you breath.

 

[Pokerman]

damn, perky! you said that was just between us!

 

[WickedEve]

I'm calling my lover so I can hear him breathe! lol

Perky, were you aroused when you wrote this, or at least, by the time you finished?

 

[Guest]

How about a lunchtime chat with kink?

Master: Come to me, my dear.
sub: walks to You and kneels before You with thighs spread widely and hands clasped at the elbows
Master: Very good.
Master: Reaching down to caress your face... stroking it gently with the backs of my fingers...
sub: arches her back..her breasts pushing against the black satin as she nuzzles Your fingers
Master: Letting my hand trace over your neck... touching your breasts and nipples through the satin... stroking you so gently...
sub: spreads her thighs painfully wide with her black skirt high on her brown thighs...her cunt exposed to You
Master: You are so beautiful...
sub: lowers her head and blushes deeply
sub: whispers a thank You
Master: Still stroking your nipples... gently pinching and caressing them through the fabric...
Master: You're welcome, my dear.
sub: pushes her chest out further as her face flushes more..without thought he clit bulges out
Master: Slips a collar around your neck... just for now... clipping a quick link to it and pulling you up, leading you to the padded bondage table...
sub :softly pads behind You
Master: Pulls you over to the table, motioning for you to kneel on it... fastening the collar to the table's ring, recessed in the middle so that your ass is right at the edge...
sub: kneels quickly and follows Your command without question
Master: Spead your legs to the posts, my dear.
sub: yes, Master. -spreads as You wish-
Master: Taking our some rope and securing your legs spread wide to the two posts... binding them so you can't move even a little... totally immobilizing your legs
sub: closes her eyes and inhales deeply- her breasts heaving slightly
Master: Moving to where your breasts are and lifting the slats out, allowing me access to them... slipping a nipple clamp on each one and looping it under the table... then attaching a small weight to the chain...
sub: sucks in a whimper as she already begins to lose herself in You.
Master: Attaching another weight to the chain and sending it swinging back and forth...
sub: groans automatically
Master: Moving around to your ass... taking my hand and spanking you a little... then a little harder....warming you up for what's to come...
sub: nibbles at her lip as her breasts become heavy...her nipples lengthening
sub: moans as Your pain causes sweet tingles in her cuntlips
Master: Taking out a crop with a patent leather hand on the end... smacking your ass nice and hard, leaving nice red marks wherever I strike you...
sub: ahhh
darkeyed_suzy: groans with each smack..her cunt dripping as her ass warms
Master: I strike your ass, your thighs... your inner thighs... and lastly... your pussy lips, one medium smack...
sub: growls as she attempts to move her hips..wiggling her ass like Your bitch in heat
Master: Yes, bitch...go ahead and wiggle...
Master: Smacking your weights with my crop to send them spinning.
sub: growls and purrrrrs loudly
sub: moans as her tits shake
Master: Stroking your pussy lips lightly with my fingers... caressing and tracing the outer lips so sensuously...
sub: humps anything she can find...her ass moving in and out...animal-like...truly Your bitch
sub: whimpers and shivers
Master: Smacks your ass hard... good little bitch...
sub: growlsssss
Master: Stroking your lips slowly and gently... pausing whenever you start to buck too hard...
sub: humps and rubs herself against anytihng
sub: oooooooh
Master: Smacks your pussy with my hand... lightly... slapping it a little as you wiggle your ass around for me...
sub: wiggles her ass for You
Master: Such a good little bitch for your Master....
sub: yes...Your bitch with a wet cunt..slutty whore cunt for You
Master: Yes... you are my little slut whore cunt slave aren't you?

 

[Tim1]

This one

Oh sweetie, I lovd it lst night when you sneeked in the mens room and pinched my ass as I was washing my hands. You made the water squirt all over the front of my pants.

But what really made it nice was when you sat on the floor and sucked my draw string on my pants like it was chrome on a trailer hitch. I guess it was the warm air from the hand dryer you sat under. But I don't understand why you crawled under the stall when you saw the one thing I'm most proud of.......MY BIG watch chain that dangles from my belt loop.

 

[april-wine]

Whewwwwwwwww it's getting dirty in here.....

 

[Jazzy2]

Can I ride in your Deville

Vintage model. Smooth ride and fine ass seat. All you need is a little jazz to go with your bourbon.

Yeah!!!

jazzy2

 

[ShyGuy68]

I think mine would go something like this.

Hello my darling.

I just wanted to let you know that I was just sitting here and thinking about you, and how much I enjoy being with you and playing with you.

Now imagine this:

You arrive home from work, and to your surprise the house is full with lit candles, and on the mirror in the hall there is a note for you, saying:

I want you to go straight to the bedroom, undress, and then change into the stay up stockings and black bra laid out on the bed. After that you go straight to the dining room, lay on the table on your back, with your ass resting at the edge of the table, and then you tie the black silk scarf around your eyes, so you can't see.

After you have followed my orders, you're laying there on the table, and suddenly you feel my presence in the room next to you. You can feel my hands on your body, caressing every inch of it, except your tits and cunt, which very soon start to react to the setting and my hands on your body.

Suddenly I pull the cups of the bra down and expose your ampel tits, before you suddenly feel my mouth close around your nippel and feel my teeth sink into it. You let out a scream in a combination of pain and passion, but as my hand suddenly find your pussy, and two fingers start to penetrate you, it soon changes to loud moans of passion.

I continue to tease you this way, but it doesn't take long before you start to bed loudly for me to take you. After a few long moments I position myself between your legs, place the tip of my cock between your pussy lips and in a deep thrust penetrate and fill you up.

As I fuck you deep and hard you scream out how great it is to have your wet cunt fucked by me, you have needed it all day, and you just can't wait for me to fill it with my cum and make you climax.

After I have filled you cunt over and over again, you suddenly feel me pull out of you, and you scream "No don't stop" in your passion, before you feel me place my cock against your asshole, and slowly start to penetrate your willing ass. Again you scream out "Oh yes take me, use my ass, you know I love it!" and before long your ass have opened up enough for me, so I can penetrate it deep in every thrust.

As I use your ass, your moaning gets more and more wild, reflecting how you're getting closer and closer to your climax, and then as my hands suddenly find your tits, and my fingers start to pinch and pull on your nipples, you can't hold back any more and finally climax. I was close to my climax myself, so as yours are running through your body, I thrust deep into your ass a few times more, before I finally let go, and fill your with my cum.

Ok that's it, do you think it's any good??

 

[perks]

I'm calling my lover so I can hear him breathe! lol

Perky, were you aroused when you wrote this, or at least, by the time you finished?

hehhehe....I think I'm in the aroused continuously category.....but I did have the delicious phone sex after..too bad it wasn't with that naughty pokerman....he's a worse tease than I am

perks

 

[WickedEve]

hehhehe....I think I'm in the aroused continuously category.....but I did have the delicious phone sex after..too bad it wasn't with that naughty pokerman....he's a worse tease than I am

I don't know pokerman but I like his name. ... unless he's talking about gambling.

 

[daughter]

sista likes to get her groove on

wanna lick your sweet chocolate skin,
broad shoulders, massive chest,
spank your temptin' taut ass.


chocolate afflicted

Peace,

daughter

 

[TheDR4KE]

Now, no offense guys, while you all at good at flirting, you're fairly conservative when it comes to kink.

LOL inviting kink in a place like this? That's _HARD_ -- one person's kink is the next person's "Disney would reject this for being too soft" ... and vice versa.

I'd like to see your wild side. Here's the setup. You're sending your lover a dirty email or you're having a quick chat at lunchtime. Tell him/her something dirty.

Talk dirty to me.

Hmm ... dirty hey. Let's see...


Hi Lovergirl

Just a quick note to say hi. Hi. I hope your hubby is around as you read this These last few days without you have been much too long. My cock aches for you in the mornings when I wake up hard and in my imagination it's your hair I pull back, and your ass, when I fuck my wife to release the pressure you build up in me.

Is it me who fucks you when his cock is pushing it's way into your mouth, your pussy, your hands, between your tits? Is it my tongue sliding my way up your legs and along your lips, kissing your clit, pushing apart your slit and reaching deep inside of you? Are they my teeth, lips bared, that close on your nipples in the dark of night, waking you up, pulling and biting at you with hunger and lust? Can you change his voice in your mind to be mine, whispering poems of sex and need into your slut ears, blindfolded and tied to the bed, teased mercilessly, not allowed to cum, but the taste of his still on your lips?

Slide your hand down between your legs, my lover, my cyber-adultress. Do it and feel how wet you are, cover your fingers and let yourself lick it off as he walks past from the tv to the fridge.

And know that my cock is yours, just as you are mine.


Yours sincerely,

The Drake.

 

[MissTaken]

The setting: My lover and I having a drink at the airport bar as I prepare to leave after a glorious weekend of kink.

The players: Me, sore and lusty. Him, smiling and feeling rather satisfied with Himself.

Over a drink and some peanuts, I lean forward and tell Him, "I need you to spank my ass one more time, love."

Holding hands and searching for somewhere with a modicum of privacy as the clock ticks to departure time. A challenge to find any such arena in an airport.

"Aha! Here!" I tell Him. We enter a vacant locker bay. I face the wall.....

I was the last one to board that flight. Egads! I got a middle seat between a large, man in need of a shower and a prissy bitch on the other side. Who cares? My ass was tender!

 

[lovetoread]

Mmmm.....I hope you are alone when you read this.

Darlin as I sit here alone and thinking of you,I remember this morning, when you told me to slip my hand down to touch myself as your words flowed into my ear.

I can still feel the slickness as I moved my fingers,rubbing slowly at first, then faster as you intructed me to do. Sometimes slipping my fingers inside,but moslty rubbing in circles upon my clit. I still can feel the pressure building between my legs,my breathing becoming louder as my body arches with the force of my orgasm as you describe to me what you will do to my body.

I can feel myself getting wet now as I type this,waiting for you to call again so that I can hear your voice in my ear.


~LTR

 

[TigerClaw]

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[Cath!]

email me!

Hmmmmm a little from a story I have written, but an email would be much the same............

Tracing my tongue along her slit gathering the sweet nectar there, I moan into her throbbing pussy. Prising her open with my searching fingers, blowing softly, coaxing her sweet swollen clit from its hood. I needed to taste her, my passion was uncontrollable, sucking her tasty clit deep into my hungry mouth, her hips were moving. As they thrusted I sucked, pushing two fingers deep inside and thrusting in and out with her rhythm. We were moving hard and fast, my tongue flicking over her clit, my fingers pushing deep inside. Her pussy was clenching my fingers she was close, and I wanted her cum. Sucking harder and thrusting deeper with every movement, her body tensed, as I held her she shuddered, an intense orgasm moving through her. “Aprilllllllll, OOHhhhhhhh, Aprillllllllllll,” she moaned and screamed. As she came hard, my tongue was busy licking her sweet wet pussy clean, licking and sucking over and over. A slow deep rolling orgasm moving through her again “stop honey, stop please,” she begged.

please?