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ABSTRUSE

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DC judge sues over lost pants

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A judge in the U.S. capital pressed a $54 million (27 million pound) lawsuit on Tuesday against a dry cleaning shop which he said violated consumer-protection laws when it lost his pants.

Roy L. Pearson, an administrative judge for the District of Columbia, told a local court that Custom Cleaners should pay the sum because a "satisfaction guaranteed" sign deceived consumers who, like him, were dissatisfied with their experience.

"You will search the records of the District of Columbia courts in vain for a case of more egregious or wilful misconduct," Pearson told D.C. Judge Judith Bartnoff.

The lawyer for the Korean immigrants who run the dry cleaner said Pearson was looking for a way to resolve his financial difficulties after a divorce.

"It's simply a frivolous lawsuit brought by an unhappy customer with a bone to pick," attorney Chris Manning said.

Pearson filed suit after the cleaners lost his pants in 2005. Jin Chung, Soo Chung and Ki Chung said they located the pants a few days later, but Pearson said they were not his.

Pearson counted 12 separate violations of a consumer-protection law over 1,200 days, multiplied by the three defendants. At $1,500 per day, that is $65 million.

He also seeks $15,000 to rent a car to take his clothes to another cleaner for the next 10 years, among other charges.

He has rejected several settlement offers.

Pearson has since reduced his claim to $54 million.

The Chungs, who immigrated from South Korea in 1992, have grown disillusioned with the United States and might return to their native country, Manning said.

The case, expected to conclude on Wednesday, has attracted attention as an example of over-litigiousness in the United States.

The Washington Post questioned whether Pearson should remain in his job hearing cases involving the decisions of D.C. government agencies.

"The case raises serious questions about his judgment and temperament," the newspaper wrote in an editorial.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
The Chungs, who immigrated from South Korea in 1992, have grown disillusioned with the United States and might return to their native country, Manning said.
Gosh, ya think? This might be the way to solve the immigration problem. Make our country look so scary and unappealing no one wants to come to it. This guy's certainly doing a bang-up job of that.

I predict that lawsuit gets thrown out.
 
3113 said:
Gosh, ya think? This might be the way to solve the immigration problem. Make our country look so scary and unappealing no one wants to come to it. This guy's certainly doing a bang-up job of that.

I predict that lawsuit gets thrown out.
I'm suing the makers of PopTarts for the indecently small amount of fruit filling in their 'tart's. I'm not greedy, a cool million will be fine with me.
 
3113 said:
Gosh, ya think? This might be the way to solve the immigration problem. Make our country look so scary and unappealing no one wants to come to it. This guy's certainly doing a bang-up job of that.

I predict that lawsuit gets thrown out.
Fox has been all over this guy's ass for weeks. The funny thing is, he's up for review (an appointed judge). The 4 panel review board is waiting for the outcome of this trial to make their decision. I'm far more interested to see what their decision is. If they give a moron like this a pass, that'll say a lot about what it takes for a judge to lose his job (and give us a hint about why our legal system is so fubar'd).
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I'm suing the makers of PopTarts for the indecently small amount of fruit filling in their 'tart's. I'm not greedy, a cool million will be fine with me.
Now *that* is a reasonable lawsuit. I'll be a co-defendant, but only in regards to chocolate poptarts.
 
3113 said:
Now *that* is a reasonable lawsuit. I'll be a co-defendant, but only in regards to chocolate poptarts.
We'll make it all inclusive with regards to fillings and non iced and iced. We cannot let this go on any further........what's next, Oreos with just a hint of filling??

This is America damnit!
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I'm suing the makers of PopTarts for the indecently small amount of fruit filling in their 'tart's. I'm not greedy, a cool million will be fine with me.

A cool million dollars or a cool million chunks of fruit? Let's define our terms here.
 
R. Richard said:
A cool million dollars or a cool million chunks of fruit? Let's define our terms here.
I want the cash, I've been emotionally scarred.
 
Talk about testicles...this man has huge ones!

Awww.

I wanted to see the pictures.

:(
 
He's representing himself, while small business owners have spent about $25,000 in legal fees, I heard on the radio yesterday.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
He's representing himself, while small business owners have spent about $25,000 in legal fees, I heard on the radio yesterday.
There is a seriousness to this ridiculous subject. I hope the judge throws it out and orders him to pay the attorney's fees, but I'm not holding my breath. The same thing happened to my father. To avoid legal fees, he paid the scumbag off (something like $15,000). There aren't words to describe my contempt for personal injury lawyers.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
He's representing himself, while small business owners have spent about $25,000 in legal fees, I heard on the radio yesterday.
and yet this man is supposed to make decisions for others in all fairness? He shouldn't be on the bench.
 
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