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I cracked up when I saw this

 

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Actually, this isn't a joke. I answered one of these ads and within a few weeks I had a brand new girlfriend. Her name is Aisha and she's actually very pretty under that burqua. She doesn't speak much english but that's okay. We have fun shooting pool and going skating. Plus she knows how to fix some really delicious swine-free meals.

So far the only problem is she doesn't seem to like this Chicago weather. I tried to get her to throw away the burqua but now she wears it to keep the cold wind out of her face. At least I've convinced her that she can walk side-by-side with me. Next, I'm going to buy her a pair of blue jeans. I think she'll like that.