Taking bets: will he or won't he?

[Svenskaflicka]

Hubby's supposed to arrive by the end of this week. Now, you all know Hubby... what do you think will happen THIS time?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I actually DON'T know this person, but I hope it gets snuggly!

 

[cloudy]

Maybe I'm just feeling pessimistic today, but I hope, for you, that he gets there this time.

 

[CharleyH]

He will have a change over in Japan, and wonder WTF, but continue to get to Sweeden from there, only the plane diverts to Iraq, where he is suddenly enlisted in a coup. Despite his cell phone, he decides that he will be there eventually, and that you won't worry and so does not call.

You won't get through to him on his cell phone though because he lost it in the coup before boarding a plane to . . . FINALLY EUROPE, but it ends up being the Azores. In the meantime, Osama Bin Laden has picked up his phone, and fearing the worst, you by-pass international police, and call George Bush directly. Being on the ball, Bush understands that your hubby is indeed Osama, despite the height and the slight difference in skin tone, captures him at the sweedish airport and returns him to the states to get it all sorted out.

He arrives in time for next Christmas, but loses the presents en route, but does offer you a candy kiss he had in his pocket, and an unforgettable shag.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

He will have a change over in Japan, and wonder WTF, but continue to get to Sweeden from there, only the plane diverts to Iraq, where he is suddenly enlisted in a coup. Despite his cell phone, he decides that he will be there eventually, and that you won't worry and so does not call.

You won't get through to him on his cell phone though because he lost it in the coup before boarding a plane to . . . FINALLY EUROPE, but it ends up being the Azores. In the meantime, Osama Bin Laden has picked up his phone, and fearing the worst, you by-pass international police, and call George Bush directly. Being on the ball, Bush understands that your hubby is indeed Osama, despite the height and the slight difference in skin tone, captures him at the sweedish airport and returns him to the states to get it all sorted out.

He arrives in time for next Christmas, but loses the presents en route, but does offer you a candy kiss he had in his pocket, and an unforgettable shag.

Has anyone ever told you that you have to much free time on your hands?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

He will have a change over in Japan, and wonder WTF, but continue to get to Sweeden from there, only the plane diverts to Iraq, where he is suddenly enlisted in a coup. Despite his cell phone, he decides that he will be there eventually, and that you won't worry and so does not call.

You won't get through to him on his cell phone though because he lost it in the coup before boarding a plane to . . . FINALLY EUROPE, but it ends up being the Azores. In the meantime, Osama Bin Laden has picked up his phone, and fearing the worst, you by-pass international police, and call George Bush directly. Being on the ball, Bush understands that your hubby is indeed Osama, despite the height and the slight difference in skin tone, captures him at the sweedish airport and returns him to the states to get it all sorted out.

He arrives in time for next Christmas, but loses the presents en route, but does offer you a candy kiss he had in his pocket, and an unforgettable shag.

The sad thing is that it doesn't sound all that unlikely...

 

[CharleyH]

Has anyone ever told you that you have to much free time on your hands?

It's called Avoidence-O-Writing. I think I need pills fo that!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It's called Avoidence-O-Writing. I think I need pills fo that!

Weird..? That stuff usually clears by itself once NaNo is over?

 

[CharleyH]

The sad thing is that it doesn't sound all that unlikely...

Exactly - LOL - I remember . . .

I'm certain he will arrive, and I bet the unforgettable shag is the only thing that happens this time

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's called Avoidence-O-Writing. I think I need pills fo that!

I gave you an assignment in Abs.

Svenska, he'll make it this time, if all the christmas miracle stories are correct , then he will.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If not, I can always look forward to another trip abroad.

*crosses fingers*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

He'll be there.

He'd better, or else I'm rounding up all your American friends to whip his ass and personally put him on the plane.

~lucky

 

[Svenskaflicka]

He'll be there.

He'd better, or else I'm rounding up all your American friends to whip his ass and personally put him on the plane.

~lucky

Thank you. I'll pass that along to him.

 

[cloudy]

Thank you. I'll pass that along to him.

I'm in on that.

 

[Guest]

He'll be there, Svenska, I can feel it in me waters.

Did you really want to know that?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm in on that.

I knew I could count on you. You're always up for a good posse gathering.



~lucky

 

[Svenskaflicka]

He'll be there, Svenska, I can feel it in me waters.

Did you really want to know that?

As long as I can keep myself from wondering what it really means...

 

[TheEarl]

Svenska: He'll make it this time, I'm sure. If not, then you can either read my Autoerotica story that you inspired or read the one about Tolyk and myself and have the unforgettable shag on your own. Just post hubby the video.

The Earl

 

[alyxen]

He'll be there.

He'd better, or else I'm rounding up all your American friends to whip his ass and personally put him on the plane.

~lucky

You've got at least two volunteers for that..

Here's to hoping he gets there and can stay an extra day or two...

 

[Guest]

Flickamou, this is way too stressful for me to think about. P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Svenska: He'll make it this time, I'm sure. If not, then you can either read my Autoerotica story that you inspired or read the one about Tolyk and myself and have the unforgettable shag on your own. Just post hubby the video.

The Earl

*does Homer Simpson impression*

Mmmmmmmm... threesome...

 

[Guest]

*does Homer Simpson impression*

Thinking of you as Homer really cracks me up. Don't do it for hubby (unless you're into really weird role-play). P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Thinking of you as Homer really cracks me up. Don't do it for hubby (unless you're into really weird role-play). P.

Who do you think taught me how to do it?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

50% of you think that he WILL come, 17% says he'll PROBABLY come, and 33% says he won't come.

Hmmm.

After what happened this summer... d'ya think he's learned his lesson?

I told him last week about something that pissed me off - my cousin told my mum that she'd come to congratulate her on Saturday, and we waited all day, and the fat ho never showed up, not until Sunday afternoon, with some lame excuse about having had back trouble. Apparently she was in so much pain that she couldn't even pick up a damned phone and let us know she couldn't come??? - and Hubby said "hmmmm, that sounds like something I could have done".

M suggests I break it down into kindergarten English for him.

Call and inform girlfriend that you can't come as scheduled and why = disappointed yet understanding girlfriend.
Ignore girlfriend altogether, thinking "she'll notice that I don't show up, why do I need to call her and tell her I'm not coming?" = pissed off girlfriend, who cuts your favourite pair of jeans into tiny ribbons.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And all of a sudden, the % changes to 38 for NO and 62 for YES. I can't decide if you're being optimistic, trying to cheer me up, or just KNOW him.