Taking applications for position of troll

[PowerOfOne]

Literotica Member Department of Labor
JOB INFORMATION SYSTEM


Job Title: Personal Troll

Location: PowerOfOne's Posts at Literotica

Job Number: 696969

Job Description: Basic computer, communicate with other Literotica members and trolls, correct spelling and accurate typing is not required. Ability to form complete sentences is not required but is a plus. Experience in hit and run posts is required. Flaming is acceptable and encouraged.

BENEFITS AVAILABLE: Depends on if you are a male and your experience in making love. References checked.

SALARY: None, just personal satisfaction .

HOURS: Post at your convenience.

To be referred to this job you must meet these requirements:

1 DAY OF EXPERIENCE ON THE LITEROTICA BOARD
A DIPLOMA FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL IS THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENT

MUST TYPE

This is a PERMANENT JOB

PLEASE SEND YOUR RESUME TO POWEROFONE'S EMAIL VIA LITEROTICA. IM's will also be accepted or posting on this thread.

 

[Guest]

SHUT UP

 

[SweetCherry]

SHUT UP

A disgruntled applicant who didn't get the job, perhaps?

 

[sch00lteacher]

Didn't have a SSN

 

[PowerOfOne]

SHUT UP

Dear Unregistered #1,

Your application has been received in my office and is being processed. You will be notified of the status of your application when I get the fucking time to look at it.

Thank you for your interest in this position.

PowerOfOne
Literotica Guru

 

[PowerOfOne]

A disgruntled applicant who didn't get the job, perhaps?

Actually he is just what I am looking for but he is falling way short in the "good in bed" category. Hopefully he will make it up in other areas!

 

[PowerOfOne]

Didn't have a SSN

No SS number is needed as I accept applications from illegal aliens as well as people on the run from the authorities and non-tax payers. We hire without regard to citizenship, race, creed, religion, age, sexual preferences, gender, or mental awareness. We strongly encourage the mentally challenged to apply.

 

[cymbidia]

I think this'd play well over in the Personals, BG.
They've got all sorts of the emotionally-challenged over there. That's JUST what you're looking for in your new Troll, right?

 

[PowerOfOne]

I think this'd play well over in the Personals, BG.
They've got all sorts of the emotionally-challenged over there. That's JUST what you're looking for in your new Troll, right?

The emotionally-challenged are not limited to one board here. I think I am looking for a troll that is good in bed, Cym. A dumb fuck is better than no fuck at all! <kissie kissie Cym>

 

[cymbidia]

A dumb fuck is better than no fuck at all! <kissie kissie Cym>

Amen sista and bring 'em on. The dumb fucks; bring 'em on. They'll go away after they get off, won't they? Don't want any dumb fucks hanging around. THAT would drive me crazy in a couple hours. I'm goddam SICK of my vibrator and in wild need of some skin rubbing against mine. Preferably, *into* mine. Hell, i'm about to go nilla just to get get laid, i think. (Only temporarily!!!!!)

Ummm.
Trolls.
Yeh.
That was it.
Found one yet?

<kissie kissie BG>

 

[PowerOfOne]

Haven't found one yet, Cym, but applications are still being taken. I may lose my "straight" status over you. Damn it, I am wet again.

 

[modest mouse]

I'm gonna veer off a bit but....

I have never seen an environment so obsessed with Trolls. Both in jest and in serious retorts they manage to dominate at times. To my its so easy to skip over it that it doesnt appear on my radar.

Its to the point that one someone is registered they are called a Troll for promoting a dissenting opinion. When an unregistered person makes a statement it must be a Troll, with evil intentions...yeah right.

I dont think I have been ever bothered by at Troll, perhaps because I do not suckle at the teet of popularity here at Lit. maybe because I'm a prick enough in my own right.

Either way the Troll obsession is nothing more than a twisted comedy to my eyes.

 

[PowerOfOne]

MM, I think we have a different meaning of the word "troll". Applications will be accepted from Lit members also, would you like me to send you one?

 

[cymbidia]

MM, do you think i could get laid in exchange for suckling at the teat of popularity? And would that be prostitution in it's classic sense? I'm getting pretty desperate for some of that old time horizontal bop action...


Oh POO, honey, i'm bi enough for us both. Do you know how extraordinarily *different* sex is with another woman? All your pieces and parts match hers. You're soft where she's soft, and intensely sensitive in the same places, and wet in a similar manner. Nipples rubbing together feel different when they're both attached to breasts, and those small erections cause huge shivers, both in the same manner. It's can be just as wonderful as sex with a man can be - but in a totally different way.


Okay.
Trolls.
Yeh, way too much attention on them, MM.
Ignore the fuckers, i say.

 

[PowerOfOne]

No, Cym, I do not know what it is like with another woman. But if I keep reading your posts I may find out.. Damn it, I am wet yet again. I really must start avoiding your posts for my own PIECE of mind..~laughing~

 

[modest mouse]

PoO,

I only accept review application that are accompanied by nude pics, or possibly semi nude if the clothing involves stockings.


Cym,

Girl, all your veiled language is throwing me off. If you wanna fuck scream it out, loud and proud.


[/hijack]

 

[tmuyo]

Literotica Member Department of Labor
JOB INFORMATION SYSTEM


Job Title: Personal Troll

Location: PowerOfOne's Posts at Literotica

Job Number: 696969

Job Description: Basic computer, communicate with other Literotica members and trolls, correct spelling and accurate typing is not required. Ability to form complete sentences is not required but is a plus. Experience in hit and run posts is required. Flaming is acceptable and encouraged.

BENEFITS AVAILABLE: Depends on if you are a male and your experience in making love. References checked.

SALARY: None, just personal satisfaction .

HOURS: Post at your convenience.

To be referred to this job you must meet these requirements:

1 DAY OF EXPERIENCE ON THE LITEROTICA BOARD
A DIPLOMA FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL IS THE MINIMUM REQUIREMENT

MUST TYPE

This is a PERMANENT JOB

PLEASE SEND YOUR RESUME TO POWEROFONE'S EMAIL VIA LITEROTICA. IM's will also be accepted or posting on this thread.

guess that rules out yayati the yoyotwat. i think his education is more along the lines of 3rd grade.